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Both a pioneer in the field of dryad anthropological studies and one of the first men elected for the "excellens vacuus nex" project on account of his dying quite early into what was viewed unanimously as a promising career. L.B Harmless remains to this day a widely respected popular figure.Many of the Harmless' discoveries have been called into question, usually by embittered or bigoted competitors in his field, who resent Harmless' ability to venture where they may not without fear of death. They claim that, Harmless, fully aware that no one will be able to disprove hid findings as they are on the bottom of the ocean, or in a cave full of flesh eating living ceramic that detects body heat is merely making up his current discoveries to sell books.
L.B has always been a gentleman in the face of such accusations, while at the same time speaking openly about the continued campaigning that must be done to remove the prejudice and stereotype from the reanimated.
Current whereabouts unknown, but most respected academics agree he's off somewhere being brilliant.
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That guy looks like a boss by the way.
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"He's off somewhere being brilliant."
Culexus.
You're right here being brilliant.
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What I saw: Wissil
What the DM saw: L.B. Harmless
What I played: OH GOD NOT WISSIL
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WHY WASENT I TOLD THIS EXISTED!!! iv been looking forward to your pic of harmless for some time and here it is...so i guss alls well that ends well.
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So how undead is he, exactly? I can see the bones on his forearms, yet his cheeks appear to be whole and his ears still exist. Is it more of a selective thing, like, through magic and its ilk he can preserve parts he deems most necessary?
Also, that Dryad is like ridiculously happy.
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Harmless, having a very dangerous line of work was kept under close observation, and had signed the necessary paperwork to be part of the Aptrgangr program, should the worst happen. As such, here was not much time between his death, which did little actual damage to his body, and his rebirth.
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If it wasn't the L.B. Harmless that indisputably proved conjuction of increesed rate of uretral desses of leds with wide spreaded of Boobus Eruptos exploding mushrooms in midland regions?
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The top hat is the most important tool of a scientist... undead or otherwise...
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The great thing about that aesthetic of period dress is that other gentlepersons of breeding often smell worse than him because they haven't yet realized the difference between an intoxicating perfume and... an intoxicating perfume.
Those poor endangered fauna.
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I believe he was last seen testing some of the pressure-point-centric fighting styles of the East and their practical uses.
It would be a far less annoying experiment if not for the shrieking of "Ta ta ta ta".
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Yes, many of their techniques prove ineffective on him, ut they are deuced irritating.
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The major issue is that he's already dead.
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AHAHAHAHA!! Sorry, that one flew right over my head.
Good god that's gold.
Commendable, sir!
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*gentlemanly bow*
Thank you, fair sir. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress and try the veal and whatnot.
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The Harmless dryad over his shoulder really makes that.
I wonder if the current trend towards zombies and the reanimated is going to work its way into more popular mediums. I'm working on a video game that has an angle like that too.
Necromancer rites! ...Er Rights.
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He is a tireless campaigner for undead rites...er rights.
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Very cool Mr. C. This is a guy with style! And he seems most unflappable, I aspire to mold myself in his image. The whole undead thing might be tricky but waistcoat and top hat I can certainly do. Then it's all about attitude.
And his job is waaay better than mine...
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His job is better than most peoples. Glad you approve
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I wonder, if a Nomad Dryad hook into an undead, what happens? Undead decomposes slowly into soil? Drained of unlife, making the dryad undead? Or would it simply take no interest in a walking corpse?
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The Harmless Dryad shows little to know interest in things that neither have a heat signature, or produce carbon dioxide, but will still be attracted to any movement, albeit with less haste than they would a living creature. It will eventually latch onto even undead targets thhough it will eventually leave to do other things such as feed.
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I doubt that his name is actually harmless. He just changed it so that he names dangerous things after himself, people die.
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The Harmless' are a well established family of good breeding, and were amongst the earliest settlers of Gamkia. Whether their name was different, and generations ago, they changed it for the reason you specify, remains unknown.
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But what happens when he sojourns into an arctic wasteland? 
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He has not yet ventured into tundra. Perhaps this is his next great adventure. Then again, no one knows where he is.
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Well, if he wandered into the tundra and wound up a "corpsicle", might that not explain 'is absence? 'E could be buried under quite a bit of snow, by now...depending on when 'e went missing, anyway.
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Makes sense. 
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He is awesome and manly and I'd want to be his wife, but I'm afraid I am not awesome and manly enough.
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I'm not sure Harmless would ever marry. Except perhaps to a creature he was determined to study for the rest of his life.
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I can't imagine anything like that, but if anyone can find it's him.
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Oh my yes. Perhaps even a dryad. Or a Rusalka.
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Scientifically, so improbable that it may as well not even be concidered.
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Gods damn those harmless dryads scare the tar out of me. Undead must be one hell of a perk in that universe.
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its the seperation of the flesh around his arm bones that sell it. I assume he's some zombie, as opposed to a dryad himself?
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Quite so. Although he resents the use of the term zombie. That's their word, people with pulses aren't allowed to use it.
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Words escape me Mr-Culexus.
Truly. That is one dapper Explorer.
I like that 'Harmless Dryad' looking over his shoulder, is that one its fruit he is holding? Well, anything in the name of exploration and science.
Of course one has to sell books, but can one truly just make up what is within a cave full of flesh eating ceramic thermal detecting monsters and still keep the dignity required for one to continue the pursuit of the Gentlemanly Explorer?
Probobly. But I would like to believe L.B Harmless tells only what he sees.
I bet he feels warm and fuzzy about naming a dangerous Dryad the Harmless Dryad.
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As an Undead or "Aptrgangr" as they prefer to be known, Harmless recieves no adverse affect from the Dryad or its fruit, and merely finds it sweet ( at least, he thinks he does ). No one is sure whether Harmless makes up his stories or not.
Curiously, following his disappearence another undead man of science has had the mantel passed to him. Though far less of an explorer, and only able to work part time, his work, as a man of science and a gentlemen will hopefully be held in similar regard by the public.
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Ah yes. Well that is the first Time I have heard of the name, Aptrgangr - but I digress.
This undead man of science, he wouldn't perchance be one of the dastardly duo testing out their Alchemist's Fire Cannon on the Hapless Bok would it?
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