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Published: 2017-12-25 01:21:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 5299; Favourites: 87; Downloads: 19
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Someone on the askblog confessed their love to Nada, the culexus assassin.How could I not respond with an old dead image meme? Best christmas gift! Riiight...
Nada isn't meant to be a Yandere. Like, if she got dumped, she'd be fine. But she IS meant to be off putting. Personal space issues.
For real, though. She really COULD protect someone.
Merry Christmas, guys. I'ma try to draw something fresh and good for you also.
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...Oh dear God-Emprah... The thought of an Eversor doing the Yandere Trance pose... Chaos would be SO f'ed over, it'd be BEYOND an overly-long gag. X3
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What a nice pariah.
I'm going to go and clean up the parts of my brain that's melting out of my ears.
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It's okay. It just FEELS like they are.
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Safe from daemons
Safe from psyker
Safe from xenos
Safe from shooting (ehterium)
Safe from close combat (life drain)
Infiltration! Invulnerable saves! Grenades!
Body suit!
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Considering she spends so much time with Cuddles... STRANGE YURI AHEAD CAP'N! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Bah! Star-Crossed Size Difference Nada/Cuddles may have its appeal, but it pales next to One-Sided Childhood Friendship Nada/Zune!
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I feel like you're discounting the possibility of a menage-a-trois.
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Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Surely I provide sufficient amounts!!
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There is never enough. WE ALWAYS NEED MORE!
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Indeed, a fine Christmas present to the Nada fans out there (like myself). I'd love to use this as my Steam Avatar, if it wouldn't be a bother. Credit would be given if you so wish.
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Not to mention, I would also confess my love for Nada if I weren't so... erm, wait. I guess I just did. Well then.....
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That face...(flashback to smutfic intensifies)Β
Though looking at it rationally, Nada would have very atypical experiences with human interaction seeing as the natural response for most humans getting within 10 feet of her is fight or flight due to her disquiet.Β
This combined with a lack of socialization due to said disquiet and being raised primarily by the Assassinorum Culexus would probably leave her with very little experience in the relationship department.Β
That and due to just how rare and hard to find Culexus assassins are there isn't much anyone could do to discharge, execute, imprison, or otherwise "fire" her for.Β
So lack of socialization, tremendously skilled and dangerous person, and an inability to get in trouble.Β
Just saying, you have a perfect recipe for a Yandere there.Β
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A yandere is selfish and cannot be told, ultimately.
I will say, she does have the tendency to obsess over and have an elevated view of those she cares about.
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There could also be the issue of not reading social cues.Β
Many a time people in relationships when they get extremely invested right away see what they want to see.Β
I don't see Nada as being a "selfish" yandere, rather just one who interprets actions and words into meanings that please her due to the single minded determination that she seems to have and would make sense for an assassin. The relationship would be the target, and nothing is going to stand in the way of her and the target.Β Β
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-sigh- I regret being anonymous on tumblr. Love you forever Nada, merry Christmas.
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Congratulations (young?) man.Β
I am surprised you confessed your love to one of the Emperorβs deadliest weapons.
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Does twenty six count as young? XD And she's more than just a weapon.
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Wait. Hang on. We're allowed to confess? Fuck, gimme a sec, I've gotta find a ring for Zune now.
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I would say the same to Cuddles, but I suspect she would already know...wait a minute...where am I? How did I get here?Β
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I think she would be really helpful in not falling influence to the machinations of the Eldar as easily. Nice work!
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Yes indeed.
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Or the warp in general.Β
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heard rumors about a new calendar, sexy nurses of the burnt toast variety? and who wouldn't want a crazy fit chick in a skintight jumpsuit as a wife!
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Sexy DOCTORS of the burnt toast variety (although nursing is a damn fine and much malligned profession!!) and yes. I dunno if I'll have one for all monthsΒ - but getting better at this mess is something I believe in.
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You don't want to call a nurse a doctor either--at least in the US, it's a lot like calling an NCO in any of the services "sir". "Don't call me, that, I work for a living!"
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Nah it's the same here. Both of my folks were nurses
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(hears someone calling a doctor a nurse by mistake)Β
(Puts on helmet and ducks behind a counter)Β
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Being a nurse is great, at least in this country, but a doctorite is so damned hard to get that people still like to make the distinction. Been a while since I've seen anyone be upset about it, per se.
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Pretty sure Toomaga would make that distinctionΒ
But yeah, I know some nurses. They are medical technicians, maybe back in the olden days they were just there to comfort the patient but that time has long since passed.Β
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She would indeed. If nothing else, it would be an excuse to be mad at someone.
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Burnt toast indeed.Β
Liking the fan response images.Β
Got any ideas for the one for the "raege management" story yet?Β
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Not so far, I'm afraid
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It's just a phrase.
Like, "I'm afraid not" type afraid
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Gotcha
Keep doing your thing man. Creative works cannot be forced or rushed.
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Indeed it is
Such as...finally got a "Reforged" original story out the door. Probably gonna commission a piece of art for it.Β
Scraping the bottom of the barrel part 1βReforgedβ
βScraping the bottom of the barrelβ
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Remote planet, contested Imperial world
Imperial Guard forward operating base F.O.B.
0400 hours
The dull clanking of chains was a familiar sound to Roth, prisoner 004691. The corridor he was being shuffled through with hundreds of other prisoners was dark, hot, noisy. The smell of human bodies being marched through a tube and the sound of their breathing, coughing and murmuring filled it with a veritable pulse. Β Roth wondered what awaited him at the end of the hallway, it had been years, he couldnβt rightly remember what he was even originally arrested for, the Imperium had so many laws that it could have been anything, it could have been nothing. He wondered again what the end of the tunnel would be, it could be hard labor, it could be another prison cell, it could be a charge at some enemy fortification. He remembered the last time, his mind wandered to the mission that had been more like a mass
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