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Published: 2017-12-25 01:21:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 5299; Favourites: 87; Downloads: 19
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Description Someone on the askblog confessed their love to Nada, the culexus assassin.

How could I not respond with an old dead image meme? Best christmas gift! Riiight...

Nada isn't meant to be a Yandere. Like, if she got dumped, she'd be fine. But she IS meant to be off putting. Personal space issues.

For real, though. She really COULD protect someone.

Merry Christmas, guys. I'ma try to draw something fresh and good for you also.
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VoiceofRob In reply to ??? [2017-12-25 04:41:43 +0000 UTC]

Octopus, I see you are also a man of taste.Β 

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JChance In reply to ??? [2017-12-25 03:15:31 +0000 UTC]

Glad someone identified the reference, all I could come up with was "dakimakura".Β  And, no, I don't ever think a reference is too old if someone recognises it.Β  Very oddly cute for her, although she's one I'd much prefer to observe from a safe distance. ^^

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Mr-Culexus In reply to JChance [2017-12-30 16:08:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you think so!

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BrazeRancor In reply to ??? [2017-12-25 01:37:31 +0000 UTC]

STOP!

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VoiceofRob In reply to BrazeRancor [2017-12-25 04:41:15 +0000 UTC]

(Implying saying "stop" means anything)

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Mr-Culexus In reply to VoiceofRob [2017-12-25 12:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Depends on who says it. If it's an eldar, they are wasting their breath.

They may as well scream.

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VoiceofRob In reply to Mr-Culexus [2017-12-25 18:50:06 +0000 UTC]

I think psykers (Low to mid level) screaming at having a Culexus target them is similar to lobsters "screaming" when dropped into a pot. With lobsters its the steam rapidly escaping their shells, I would imagine its similar to the souls rapidly evacuating the body.Β 

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Mr-Culexus In reply to BrazeRancor [2017-12-25 01:38:57 +0000 UTC]

NADA TIME

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connermac In reply to ??? [2017-12-25 01:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Excellent Drawing and also a lovely reference to Mirai Nikki!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to connermac [2017-12-25 01:39:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I sometimes wonder if I should see more of that.

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Tsakta In reply to Mr-Culexus [2017-12-25 08:02:07 +0000 UTC]

The final bit is a load of shenanigans, but wraps up what happened with a few twists that were both foreshadowed and not immediately obvious. It's a good afternoon of a watch if that floats your boat.

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connermac In reply to Mr-Culexus [2017-12-25 01:48:15 +0000 UTC]

My little response as a stripped down and empty cynic would be to probably not.Β 
It's not that great towards the end.
Unless you love crazy (Which I do) if you do than watch it. Or don't it's your call.
Or watch like Kakegurui, tis full of crazy

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human72 In reply to ??? [2017-12-25 01:32:30 +0000 UTC]

heh *snipes her with the megaha sniper rifle though the body.* nope Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2017-12-25 04:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Culexus assassins are basically ninjas. good luck.Β 

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2017-12-25 15:13:30 +0000 UTC]

ic but this one got caught with her or his pants down and got nailed. Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2017-12-25 18:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Well...synth skin down, but I get what you're driving at.Β 
Emperor bless, you crazy bastard.Β 

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2017-12-25 18:53:29 +0000 UTC]

indeed so who is the next target. Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2017-12-25 20:16:50 +0000 UTC]

Do you not know the meaning of Yandere?!
There is no next target...end of the road for you Human 72

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2017-12-26 01:55:16 +0000 UTC]

I know it all to well kill the yandere and end it all put it in the mental asyum and no one will ever have to deal with it again.Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2017-12-26 23:49:22 +0000 UTC]

Cant kill a Culexus Assassin to protect guardsmen, Culexi are too rare and too valuable.Β 

A better solution would be to find this particular Yandere a willing/semi-willing/manageable partner

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2017-12-27 02:10:21 +0000 UTC]

ic though I already did to that one. and who do you have in mind for the partner?

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2017-12-27 03:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Prospective sacrifices...I mean bachelors? I dunno. I'd like to throw Nada a good match, but I also recognize that even if she holds herself back said plus one is gonna suffer a bit in her presence. They gotta be tough.Β 
Has Kaz Grin done anything lately? Or that Ork Hunter?Β 

We gotta get Mr. C to weigh in on what Nada would go after.Β 

IC, so in a campaign? Only war? rogue trader?Β 

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2017-12-27 17:32:53 +0000 UTC]

really now people will know that they have been sacrificed when they see her or others like her with that personality. they will not approve of this.Β 

what mr.C?Β 


it is I see but switched out the word see for the letter c since both sound the same. so I see= ic Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2017-12-27 18:08:18 +0000 UTC]

They are guardsmen. Sacrifice is their bread and butter. They just need to close their eyes, think about the emperor and enjoy that highly toned synth skin wrapped instrument of humanity's will. I also assume that dates would be a thing, so long as they spent the majority of it 10 feet away it should be fine.Β 

And no, I was sayingΒ  Mr. Culexus (Mr. C) should be the one to weigh in on Nada's preferences.Β 
And IC is a shortening for (In Character)Β 

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2017-12-27 18:56:26 +0000 UTC]

ic that matter and ok then that so at least 10 feet away? weird.



ah ok then fair enough then.Β 

did not know that though the ic can be used in different fassions. I use it for the short hand for I see. but at least I know what it means orgionally I think.Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2017-12-28 01:36:10 +0000 UTC]

Its acknowledged in most 40K lore that pariahs and blanks have a "bubble" around them that causes soul bearing organisms to reject their existence.Β 
The exact size of this bubble is up for grabs but its usually around 5-15 feet.Β 
Jurgen of the Ciaphas Cain series is a blank, and everyone who gets within a certain radius of him seems to just dislike him. He has figured this out and blames it on bad body odor and everyone just accepts that as fact.Β 
As a result though, even his lifelong "friend" never appreciated him unless he was outside of the room.Β 

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2017-12-28 02:07:24 +0000 UTC]

ic that matter. well I wonder how long till the rest find out that Jurgen is a blank? and what does a imperial guard unit do in utalising a blank at all especially jurgen.Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2017-12-31 17:15:43 +0000 UTC]

In the Imperium? Honestly?Β 
Most blanks are never found because they are either abandoned in infancy, or killed on sight because their gift is strong, or they are just disliked and ignored because their gift is weak, like Jurgen. Probably never. Its one of the reasons Culexus assassins are so rare. They are already 1 in 1,000,000,000 people, then you have to have an Imperium agent find them.Β 

Also I doubt Cain would let him go.Β 

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2018-01-01 00:40:05 +0000 UTC]

ic that matter. I hgihlly doubt that they would kill the blanks the inquisition could use those guys to fight chaos etc. and I c on the culexus ones. wonder what thinks about this long chain post here.Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2018-01-16 05:39:30 +0000 UTC]

Most regular humans are unaware that the Inquisition, blanks, pariahs, or daemons even exist.Β 

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2018-01-16 16:09:58 +0000 UTC]

is that true. or is that a guess.Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2018-01-16 22:02:40 +0000 UTC]

To my knowledge the Inquisition suppresses all knowledge that could lead to heresy, this includes knowledge of the immateriumΒ 

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2018-01-17 03:47:19 +0000 UTC]

if they do or did that it would lead to more issues then it is worth.Β 

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VoiceofRob In reply to human72 [2018-01-17 04:14:34 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to the 41st millenium

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human72 In reply to VoiceofRob [2018-01-17 16:56:18 +0000 UTC]

Ik

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Mr-Culexus In reply to human72 [2018-01-06 11:10:39 +0000 UTC]

I think she's not a yandere.

So no 'sacrifice' is necessary.

If someone is nice to her, she likes them.

If someone tells her, in as many words, to leave them alone. She will do so.

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human72 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-01-07 05:33:52 +0000 UTC]

ok fair enough.Β 

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Mr-Culexus In reply to human72 [2018-01-07 11:20:30 +0000 UTC]

Cheers bro.

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human72 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2018-01-07 23:54:36 +0000 UTC]

you 2 manΒ 

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JChance In reply to human72 [2017-12-31 04:39:56 +0000 UTC]

The Inquisitor who frequently makes use of them likes to keep him an ace in the hole instead of making a report and having other Inquisitors try to grab him.

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human72 In reply to JChance [2017-12-31 16:06:37 +0000 UTC]

that so.Β 

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pattontank12 In reply to ??? [2017-12-25 01:25:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing the guy... or gal would be a blank to.

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VoiceofRob In reply to pattontank12 [2017-12-25 04:40:49 +0000 UTC]

Blanks are more or less immune to each other, but are still socially stunted due in part to their lack of soul and poor socialization. But if anything that might make for a more honest relationship.Β 

But I would imagine with mental discipline you could get over the disquiet effectΒ 

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Mr-Culexus In reply to pattontank12 [2017-12-25 01:30:51 +0000 UTC]

That'd help. Some people can get past it, though.

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Daggerhammer In reply to ??? [2017-12-25 01:24:04 +0000 UTC]

D'awwwww!!!!Β  Culexus crush!

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Mr-Culexus In reply to Daggerhammer [2017-12-25 01:32:28 +0000 UTC]

She will protect them.

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