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Welcome back, readers! *flails arms for seemingly no reason* I took waaaayyyy too long to finish the second half of this. But you know, school, projects, etc. Also: as the episodes get worse, the reviews get longer. Hope you enjoyed reading me complain about the first ten episodes in this list, and you must have because you're back to read more!

10. Yours, Mine, and Mine
I hate this episode so much. I love Pat, but in the new episodes, they've changed him from nice and stupid to a jerk and stupid, and a liar, and a brute. He mooches off of Spongebob, takes his money, agrees to share the food and toy and then doesn't. This is one of the worst cases of character distortion I have seen in the new Spongebob, which is the reason I do not like this episode one bit.

9. Kracked Krabs
A sister episode to “Yours, Mine, and Mine”, in this episode, Mr. Krabs, who used to be a father figure, actually teaches Spongebob to steal and be greedy! I dislike this episode for the ending: Mr. Krabs stole his entire hotel room, and it won him the “Cheapest Crab Award.” Really? Teaching kids to steal? That's an awful moral.

8. Squid's Visit
Talk about creepy. Spongebob completely replicated Squid's house? That is definitely wrong! Stalkers are bad, Spongebob is supposed to be the main protagonist, not the antagonist! And when Squidward was scared for his own safety, he still looked for the vacuum. Not your best move, Squid. And again with the new Spongebob acting perfect and innocent by “offering” him something, even though the problem is his fault!

7. Cephalopod Lodge
This is one of the worst cases of Squidward abuse. If you've seen it, you're going to hate it, unless you hate Squiddy. There's no in between. Side Squid, or Side Sponge. Although, maybe Squid shouldn't have been there (keeping in mind, Sponge and Pat had no right to STALK him) because it seemed very much like a cult to me. Anyway, I just dislike this episode a whole lot.

6. Stuck In The Wringer
A rare case of post-movie Spongebob abuse. I mean, Patrick is an idiot. In this episode, he's a complete #ss!!! He deliberately puts “Forever Glue” on Spongebob, who was trying to get out of the wringer!!! Now, listen to this piece of conversation following when Spongebob couldn't work because of the wringer:

SpongeBob: Here, Mr. Krabs. I'll help.
Mr. Krabs: [shouts] Help?! I think you've helped quite enough today. [shows destroyed restaurant] And don't even think about coming back here until that destructive device of yours is gone. [throws SpongeBob out of the Krusty Krab]

The Krusty patrons didn't care how Mr. Krabs (Who, by the way, in the old episodes, would have been considerate of Spongebob's feelings when he sent him home) treated Sponge. Now, after Patrick was still being completely rude to Sponge, the yellow guy lost it and blew up at him at the carnival:

SpongeBob: If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing.
Patrick: I was only trying to help.
SpongeBob: [shouts] Help?! I think you've helped quite enough today. [This is the exact same thing Mr. Krabs said earlier]
Patrick: Okay, if that's how you feel... I won't help you anymore! [runs off sobbing. the crowd looks angrily at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Heh, heh, a lot of drama with that one.
Sandals: Ya know, kid, your body isn't the problem. It's your heart. [heart groaning] You deserve what you've gotten. C'mon, we're out of here. [crowd grumbling, murmuring] Some people are just born mean.

Seriously!? Exact same thing that Mr. Krabs said, but no one cared then!!! I mean, I bad mouth New Episode Spongebob a lot in this list, but I think Patrick deserves something to happen to him. This episode could have some redeeming qualities, such as the moment when Pat is arguing with his thought bubble. That part was funny. But, the end is what makes this completely awful. Spongebob literally says; “I guess crying really does solve you problems after all.” Non sarcastically!!! Neither of them take anything to heart from what could have been an interesting plot line and a serious lesson. I absolutely hate this episode, but that's nothing compared to what is to come later, after this.

5. The Cent of Money
Excuse me while I kill Paul Tibbitt(show runner post-movie, after Stephen Hillenburg left). Animal abuse was not a good move. Listen: lessons about friendship in a kids show: good. Lessons about animal abuse: tricky waters. I mean, poor Gary! And this episode almost hurts because of what they turned Mr. Krabs into: a money obsessed, fat, angry, animal abuser! He used to be one of my favorite characters, back when money was a priority, but so was Pearl. [and the well being of snails who swallowed magnets, I might add] And, this could just be me, but the part where he dressed up as a pregnant woman was really weird, right? I don't know. All I know is that I hate this episode. Moving on.

4. A Pal For Gary
Oh, where do I even begin!? This was such an awful episode, even the way Spongebob said Enchiladas was annoying! How could they do this to the sweet little sponge, who used to run a bubble stand and flip burgers and only annoy Squid when he didn't realize he was doing it!? And at the end, he didn't even get his comeuppance! Poor Gary! Go live with Pat. OH WAIT! He's a selfish, overweight, gigantic #ss now! I know he didn't have a part in this episode but ugh! I want to complain so much about this episode! I spit on the writers of this episode, I spit on them.

3. Face Freeze
Ew....I am marking this one down as one of the worst 5 because of what I think the writers were doing. But I'll get to that. The faces were horrid, as a lot of faces are in new episodes, and I think it is disappointing that Spongebob of all Nick shows would do this kind of thing. What I think the writers were doing is testing the animators and artists on how much gross-out they could draw. I mean, really! I can see no other reason for making such a stupid episode, unless they have coral wedged in their frontal lobe. (Reference to Season 3) A few people have told me they found it funny, I'm not saying you can't have your opinions, I'm just saying that this is mine.

2. Are You Happy Now?
Somebody slap the writers. Then kick them where it really hurts. Suicide jokes, direct representation of Spongebob being a narcissist and being obsessed with Squiddy, if anyone likes this episode, you can go watch Adult Swim. And then slap yourself, because that is awful. I can understand depression, although they really played it awful. I can understand Spongebob trying to help. But suicide jokes, where Squid puts his head in the oven, then pulls brownies out, or says; “Maybe this will help.” and swinging a noose over, then pulling it up to reveal a scallop pet, those are awful, sick, disgusting, and flat-out wrong.

And about the narcissism, at the end, Spongebob makes a thousand paper mache copies of himself, claiming it will make Squid feel better to have a party of his favorite person. Spongebob may have been confused in the old episodes about Squidward disliking him, but at least he wasn't so flat-out ignorant and conceited. And then they have Squidward pull a chainsaw out and begin slicing the bodies of Spongebob, laughing like a crazy person and screaming; “I feel wonderful!” An episode should not have a main character [Spongebob] looking on in pleasure as another rips open his head. Also, the last line, spoken by Spongebob; “Ah...He's so handsome.”

Forget that creator Stephen Hillenburg already stated; “We never intended [Spongebob] to be gay,” that is not the kind of thing you say when your friend is smiling at the thought of ripping your little yellow body apart and leaping around like some kind of Wacky Wall Walker, whether or not he is as handsome as freaking Johnny Depp!

“Are You Happy Now” is the episode that made me want to watch when Stephen Hillenburg saw Paul Tibbitt again to start make the Spongebob Movie 2. He probably wanted to slap him.

What episode could possibly be worse? What episode could make you cringe and hate the show so much? Before I review that episode, here are the runners up that almost made the cut in top 20 worst Spongebob episodes.

Hello Bikini Bottom
The Other Patty
Sentimental Sponge
Boating Buddies
I Heart Dancing
Home Sweet Rubble
To Squarepants or Not To Squarepants
Good Neighbors
Tentacle Vision
Hide And Then What Happens?

Worst 20:
20. Truth or Square
19. Planet of the Jellyfish
18. Mermaid Man Begins
17. The Googly Artiste
16. Clash of Triton
15. Slide Whistle Stooges
14. Demolition Doofus
13. Karen 2.0
12. Bubble Buddy Returns
11. A Day Without Tears
10. Yours, Mine, and Mine
9. Kracked Krabs
8. Squid's Visit
7. Cephalopod Lodge
6. Stuck In The Wringer
5. The Cent of Money
4. A Pal For Gary
3. Face Freeze
2. Are You Happy Now?

What episode could possibly be worse than Are You Happy Now? What could be worse than a child's cartoon with suicide jokes in it? What episode could be worse than one where the Wiki page actually states that it is considered one of the most disturbing episodes of all time?

How about one where someone actually directly attempts suicide?

1. One Coarse Meal
I wanted to cry when I first watched this. If you're a fan of Mr. Krabs who hasn't seen this episode, you will be devastated. When he finds out Plankton is afraid of whales(which doesn't make sense, he was fine being near Pearl in The Algae's Always Greener, an amazingly funny and interesting episode), Mr. Krabs stalks him, surprising him around corners and chasing him, dressed as a whale. You jerk. Mr. Krabs is no longer an #ss. He is #ss. He is the definition of it. He does this to the point that Plankton gets nightmares, and does the thing where many fans stopped watching the show.

He attempts suicide. Not like in Are You Happy Now?, where it was a sick and cruel joke, no. He lay out in the road and said while crying;

“What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! [lies down] That's it. I'm done. The 4: 15 bus should be here any minute, now.”

I want to scream in anger! What did they expect? That people like me, or Blu3Danny, who wrote another list for worst Spongebob episodes including One Coarse Meal, or people who have lost someone who committed suicide, bless their souls, would take this episode with a light heart? Paul Tibbitt, I'm going to flat out say it, how dare you let this happen under your watch? Writers, how dare you even think about putting this in a kids show? And Nickelodeon, you should have dropped Spongebob six episodes ago when an episode that made the list, A Pal for Gary, was released. Suicide is a serious issue, not something for comic relief for a cartoon.

The end was something awful, too. Spongebob, worried sick about Plankton, told Mr. Krabs it was going too far to dress up and terrify Plankton [Good for you, Sponge] He responded with a comment about Spongebob disclosing the location of the secret formula, and Spongebob said; “I'll fix this.”

He told the little green guy about Mr. Krabs' fear of mimes. So Plankton scared him back, trapping him and forcing him to watch a mime, but it turns out Spongebob was just planning to torture Plankton even more by displaying a picture of a pod of hungry whales on the glass of the Krusty Krab. You lying, tricking, evil little #sshole! You are supposed to be the protagonist, not deliberately torturing someone right after seeing him trying to commit suicide! I hate you, I hate you so much.

What have the children learned from this episode: Suicide is a joke, and you should put keeping the secret of the formula above peoples lives, it's okay to be a stalker as long as it's really funny, and no matter what, your boss is right. Sick. Cruel, writers, cruel.

That concludes this rant. One more thing to share: I have a fear of what is to come in 2014 for the little square dude. The sequel. I am worried that they will bring the cruel jokes, the gross drawings, the insensitive puns, and the character distortion to the sequel of one of the greatest movies ever. Stephen Hillenburg, you're coming back. Fix this, please? I can't take anymore brute Patrick, stalker-crazy-conceited Spongebob, mildly conceited and severely abused Squid, plot-device Sandy [a rare opinion, but I think that's what they've turned her into] and please, I will cry, I will literally weep, if they take the cruel, greedy, fat, lazy, stealing, animal-abuser that Mr. Krabs has been turned into, and put him in the movie. Mr. Krabs used to be greedy, but the writers knew where to draw a line when it got too crazy. Now he basically is an insane person. Bring the old Eugene back!

I am raging way too much. Leave comments about your opinion, and check out some of my other work(there isn't much right now, but maybe when you're reading this) Thank you for reading.

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Welcome back, readers! *flails arms for seemingly no reason* I took waaaayyyy too long to finish the second half of this. But you know, school, projects, etc. Also: as the episodes get worse, the reviews get longer. Hope you enjoyed reading me complain about the first ten episodes in this list, and you must have because you're back to read more!

10. Yours, Mine, and Mine
I hate this episode so much. I love Pat, but in the new episodes, they've changed him from nice and stupid to a jerk and stupid, and a liar, and a brute. He mooches off of Spongebob, takes his money, agrees to share the food and toy and then doesn't. This is one of the worst cases of character distortion I have seen in the new Spongebob, which is the reason I do not like this episode one bit.

9. Kracked Krabs
A sister episode to “Yours, Mine, and Mine”, in this episode, Mr. Krabs, who used to be a father figure, actually teaches Spongebob to steal and be greedy! I dislike this episode for the ending: Mr. Krabs stole his entire hotel room, and it won him the “Cheapest Crab Award.” Really? Teaching kids to steal? That's an awful moral.

8. Squid's Visit
Talk about creepy. Spongebob completely replicated Squid's house? That is definitely wrong! Stalkers are bad, Spongebob is supposed to be the main protagonist, not the antagonist! And when Squidward was scared for his own safety, he still looked for the vacuum. Not your best move, Squid. And again with the new Spongebob acting perfect and innocent by “offering” him something, even though the problem is his fault!

7. Cephalopod Lodge
This is one of the worst cases of Squidward abuse. If you've seen it, you're going to hate it, unless you hate Squiddy. There's no in between. Side Squid, or Side Sponge. Although, maybe Squid shouldn't have been there (keeping in mind, Sponge and Pat had no right to STALK him) because it seemed very much like a cult to me. Anyway, I just dislike this episode a whole lot.

6. Stuck In The Wringer
A rare case of post-movie Spongebob abuse. I mean, Patrick is an idiot. In this episode, he's a complete #ss!!! He deliberately puts “Forever Glue” on Spongebob, who was trying to get out of the wringer!!! Now, listen to this piece of conversation following when Spongebob couldn't work because of the wringer:

SpongeBob: Here, Mr. Krabs. I'll help.
Mr. Krabs: [shouts] Help?! I think you've helped quite enough today. [shows destroyed restaurant] And don't even think about coming back here until that destructive device of yours is gone. [throws SpongeBob out of the Krusty Krab]

The Krusty patrons didn't care how Mr. Krabs (Who, by the way, in the old episodes, would have been considerate of Spongebob's feelings when he sent him home) treated Sponge. Now, after Patrick was still being completely rude to Sponge, the yellow guy lost it and blew up at him at the carnival:

SpongeBob: If it wasn't for your Forever Glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing.
Patrick: I was only trying to help.
SpongeBob: [shouts] Help?! I think you've helped quite enough today. [This is the exact same thing Mr. Krabs said earlier]
Patrick: Okay, if that's how you feel... I won't help you anymore! [runs off sobbing. the crowd looks angrily at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Heh, heh, a lot of drama with that one.
Sandals: Ya know, kid, your body isn't the problem. It's your heart. [heart groaning] You deserve what you've gotten. C'mon, we're out of here. [crowd grumbling, murmuring] Some people are just born mean.

Seriously!? Exact same thing that Mr. Krabs said, but no one cared then!!! I mean, I bad mouth New Episode Spongebob a lot in this list, but I think Patrick deserves something to happen to him. This episode could have some redeeming qualities, such as the moment when Pat is arguing with his thought bubble. That part was funny. But, the end is what makes this completely awful. Spongebob literally says; “I guess crying really does solve you problems after all.” Non sarcastically!!! Neither of them take anything to heart from what could have been an interesting plot line and a serious lesson. I absolutely hate this episode, but that's nothing compared to what is to come later, after this.

5. The Cent of Money
Excuse me while I kill Paul Tibbitt(show runner post-movie, after Stephen Hillenburg left). Animal abuse was not a good move. Listen: lessons about friendship in a kids show: good. Lessons about animal abuse: tricky waters. I mean, poor Gary! And this episode almost hurts because of what they turned Mr. Krabs into: a money obsessed, fat, angry, animal abuser! He used to be one of my favorite characters, back when money was a priority, but so was Pearl. [and the well being of snails who swallowed magnets, I might add] And, this could just be me, but the part where he dressed up as a pregnant woman was really weird, right? I don't know. All I know is that I hate this episode. Moving on.

4. A Pal For Gary
Oh, where do I even begin!? This was such an awful episode, even the way Spongebob said Enchiladas was annoying! How could they do this to the sweet little sponge, who used to run a bubble stand and flip burgers and only annoy Squid when he didn't realize he was doing it!? And at the end, he didn't even get his comeuppance! Poor Gary! Go live with Pat. OH WAIT! He's a selfish, overweight, gigantic #ss now! I know he didn't have a part in this episode but ugh! I want to complain so much about this episode! I spit on the writers of this episode, I spit on them.

3. Face Freeze
Ew....I am marking this one down as one of the worst 5 because of what I think the writers were doing. But I'll get to that. The faces were horrid, as a lot of faces are in new episodes, and I think it is disappointing that Spongebob of all Nick shows would do this kind of thing. What I think the writers were doing is testing the animators and artists on how much gross-out they could draw. I mean, really! I can see no other reason for making such a stupid episode, unless they have coral wedged in their frontal lobe. (Reference to Season 3) A few people have told me they found it funny, I'm not saying you can't have your opinions, I'm just saying that this is mine.

2. Are You Happy Now?
Somebody slap the writers. Then kick them where it really hurts. Suicide jokes, direct representation of Spongebob being a narcissist and being obsessed with Squiddy, if anyone likes this episode, you can go watch Adult Swim. And then slap yourself, because that is awful. I can understand depression, although they really played it awful. I can understand Spongebob trying to help. But suicide jokes, where Squid puts his head in the oven, then pulls brownies out, or says; “Maybe this will help.” and swinging a noose over, then pulling it up to reveal a scallop pet, those are awful, sick, disgusting, and flat-out wrong.

And about the narcissism, at the end, Spongebob makes a thousand paper mache copies of himself, claiming it will make Squid feel better to have a party of his favorite person. Spongebob may have been confused in the old episodes about Squidward disliking him, but at least he wasn't so flat-out ignorant and conceited. And then they have Squidward pull a chainsaw out and begin slicing the bodies of Spongebob, laughing like a crazy person and screaming; “I feel wonderful!” An episode should not have a main character [Spongebob] looking on in pleasure as another rips open his head. Also, the last line, spoken by Spongebob; “Ah...He's so handsome.”

Forget that creator Stephen Hillenburg already stated; “We never intended [Spongebob] to be gay,” that is not the kind of thing you say when your friend is smiling at the thought of ripping your little yellow body apart and leaping around like some kind of Wacky Wall Walker, whether or not he is as handsome as freaking Johnny Depp!

“Are You Happy Now” is the episode that made me want to watch when Stephen Hillenburg saw Paul Tibbitt again to start make the Spongebob Movie 2. He probably wanted to slap him.

What episode could possibly be worse? What episode could make you cringe and hate the show so much? Before I review that episode, here are the runners up that almost made the cut in top 20 worst Spongebob episodes.

Hello Bikini Bottom
The Other Patty
Sentimental Sponge
Boating Buddies
I Heart Dancing
Home Sweet Rubble
To Squarepants or Not To Squarepants
Good Neighbors
Tentacle Vision
Hide And Then What Happens?

Worst 20:
20. Truth or Square
19. Planet of the Jellyfish
18. Mermaid Man Begins
17. The Googly Artiste
16. Clash of Triton
15. Slide Whistle Stooges
14. Demolition Doofus
13. Karen 2.0
12. Bubble Buddy Returns
11. A Day Without Tears
10. Yours, Mine, and Mine
9. Kracked Krabs
8. Squid's Visit
7. Cephalopod Lodge
6. Stuck In The Wringer
5. The Cent of Money
4. A Pal For Gary
3. Face Freeze
2. Are You Happy Now?

What episode could possibly be worse than Are You Happy Now? What could be worse than a child's cartoon with suicide jokes in it? What episode could be worse than one where the Wiki page actually states that it is considered one of the most disturbing episodes of all time?

How about one where someone actually directly attempts suicide?

1. One Coarse Meal
I wanted to cry when I first watched this. If you're a fan of Mr. Krabs who hasn't seen this episode, you will be devastated. When he finds out Plankton is afraid of whales(which doesn't make sense, he was fine being near Pearl in The Algae's Always Greener, an amazingly funny and interesting episode), Mr. Krabs stalks him, surprising him around corners and chasing him, dressed as a whale. You jerk. Mr. Krabs is no longer an #ss. He is #ss. He is the definition of it. He does this to the point that Plankton gets nightmares, and does the thing where many fans stopped watching the show.

He attempts suicide. Not like in Are You Happy Now?, where it was a sick and cruel joke, no. He lay out in the road and said while crying;

“What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! [lies down] That's it. I'm done. The 4: 15 bus should be here any minute, now.”

I want to scream in anger! What did they expect? That people like me, or Blu3Danny, who wrote another list for worst Spongebob episodes including One Coarse Meal, or people who have lost someone who committed suicide, bless their souls, would take this episode with a light heart? Paul Tibbitt, I'm going to flat out say it, how dare you let this happen under your watch? Writers, how dare you even think about putting this in a kids show? And Nickelodeon, you should have dropped Spongebob six episodes ago when an episode that made the list, A Pal for Gary, was released. Suicide is a serious issue, not something for comic relief for a cartoon.

The end was something awful, too. Spongebob, worried sick about Plankton, told Mr. Krabs it was going too far to dress up and terrify Plankton [Good for you, Sponge] He responded with a comment about Spongebob disclosing the location of the secret formula, and Spongebob said; “I'll fix this.”

He told the little green guy about Mr. Krabs' fear of mimes. So Plankton scared him back, trapping him and forcing him to watch a mime, but it turns out Spongebob was just planning to torture Plankton even more by displaying a picture of a pod of hungry whales on the glass of the Krusty Krab. You lying, tricking, evil little #sshole! You are supposed to be the protagonist, not deliberately torturing someone right after seeing him trying to commit suicide! I hate you, I hate you so much.

What have the children learned from this episode: Suicide is a joke, and you should put keeping the secret of the formula above peoples lives, it's okay to be a stalker as long as it's really funny, and no matter what, your boss is right. Sick. Cruel, writers, cruel.

That concludes this rant. One more thing to share: I have a fear of what is to come in 2014 for the little square dude. The sequel. I am worried that they will bring the cruel jokes, the gross drawings, the insensitive puns, and the character distortion to the sequel of one of the greatest movies ever. Stephen Hillenburg, you're coming back. Fix this, please? I can't take anymore brute Patrick, stalker-crazy-conceited Spongebob, mildly conceited and severely abused Squid, plot-device Sandy [a rare opinion, but I think that's what they've turned her into] and please, I will cry, I will literally weep, if they take the cruel, greedy, fat, lazy, stealing, animal-abuser that Mr. Krabs has been turned into, and put him in the movie. Mr. Krabs used to be greedy, but the writers knew where to draw a line when it got too crazy. Now he basically is an insane person. Bring the old Eugene back!

I am raging way too much. Leave comments about your opinion, and check out some of my other work(there isn't much right now, but maybe when you're reading this) Thank you for reading.

Spongebob Squarepants © Nickelodeon