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This one deals with Conrad Verner. And.... his obsessive Love for all things Shepard. Really. Is there any doubt WHY Venus Shepard runs as fast as she can in the opposite direction of Conrad?
(Note: She gave him an autograph. A picture. Shoved her gun in his face to try to get him to stop. But like a lovesick puppy... he just keeps coming...)
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Sadly there was no cut scene. I wish there was! It was just mentioned in ambient Galactic News dialogue while exploring Illium. But yes, my Renegade Shepard may have...inadvertently killed Conrad Verner XD;. After shooting him in the foot he was all GET OUT OF HERE CONRAD >;C and Conrad was like PSH I'LL SHOW YOU! And then he ended up getting himself killed after apparently trying to stop kids from hitching a ride onto a bus. It still makes me giggle xD. I am a horrible person but LOL Conrad!
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...I do think that officially makes you a horrible person. O_O
Poor Conrad. He really is just trying to help!
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I know! But...oh my goodness the way he dies...I...I'll quote the Wiki.
"The report carries on detailing that Conrad fell from the bus, struck several passing cars and eventually fell into the power turbine of a bio-mass recycling facility."
I just...when I first heard that I couldn't stop laughing. I know he was just trying to help but...but...ROFL!
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O_O WOW! That ... that death is epic!
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EXACTLY! XD I felt like a dick for accidentally killing him but that death...wow. So funny :'3. Not like my Renegade Shepard really cared xD but I'm pretty sure even he laughed a little.
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AWW. I just want to glom your little Kaidans for ever and ever and ever. And your kirby-esque volus.
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Gloming Kaidan might wake him up! Which would be a good thing!
And my voluses are the best voluses. XD
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I just want to roll them like katamari.
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Like the Asari Dancers did in Misunderstands!
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More like stalking fan. clearly the gun wasn't clear enough o.o;
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That was supposed to be part of the joke... -_-; He's like a puppy that follows you home and loves you more than anything in the world!
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perhaps but most puppy know when to stay and not follow
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It. Was. A. Joke. If you didn't find it funny, I don't apologize, because I did find it funny.
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yes but most puppy do know when to stay~ it's fine. its good to laugh it helps let off pressure.
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Oh, Conrad. I liked you at first. Then you became annoying, then a nuisance, then a disgrace, THEN an idiot. Replica N7 armor, really? And you believed those lies?
I was kinda happy when I thought you just died, I really was. . .
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It was the opposite for me. I thought he was creepy, than kind of endearing by the end. He's really just trying to help. He's just REALLY bad at it. >_<
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Yeah it was kinda sweet when he tried to sacrifice himself, but my Shep was all like, "Dude. You're not military-trained. Why are you doing this. You're going to get yourself killed."
And I was almost right.
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My Shep ha the same reaction. But think about it. It takes a rather.. noble person to sacrifice himself for someone else.
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Yeah, but he still severely disappointed me with that fake N7 stint.
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I just love all your little background comments and all. So cute and realistic! "They're leaving you Earth-clan"
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I love my background characters! ^_^ Especially the volus ones.
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It's cute when he tries to save you...even though (best-case scenario) it ends up being a blank
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It IS sweet. I got more fond of him as the games went along. I'm just writing this from a ME1 perspective, where he came off as ...creepy.
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Oh noes they are leaving Kaidan! Ha Conrad is the adoring fan in oblivion.
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Kaidan got bored watching the females shop and fell asleep.
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I wouldn't blame him xD
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