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Myridd — ME Absurdities Pg. 3: The Fan
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This one deals with Conrad Verner. And.... his obsessive Love for all things Shepard. Really. Is there any doubt WHY Venus Shepard runs as fast as she can in the opposite direction of Conrad?
(Note: She gave him an autograph. A picture. Shoved her gun in his face to try to get him to stop. But like a lovesick puppy... he just keeps coming...)
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I played the paragon option with conrad in ME (tell him to go home to his wife and how I depend on people like him... blah blah blah), yet every time I see him in ME2 he accuses me of sticking a gun in his face -_-"
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That's a glitch, actually. There was supposed to be dialogue where Conrad thanks you if you are all Paragon with him, but apparently... Something didn't work, and Bioware never fixed it. He does apparently apologize to you in ME3, if he makes it that far.
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Damn it, now I almost want to play the first Mass Effect just to see Conrad Verner!...For the 5th time.
Great art style by the way, I hope that I'll find my own style someday!
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^_^ Conrad is awesome. Even when he's being all stalkery and such.
But yeah, this is just my comic style.. I have other styles, but this one works best for a quick comedic comic
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Last time ME: Absurdities!
After having a happy ending with The Consort, telling off a Hanar preacher of the Prothean and a C-Sec disputes, our heroes enjoy a good shopping spree to. Until a Conrad Verner aka happy Shepard fan chan burst in on the scene leaving a sleepy Kaiden on the desk of a Volus. Did Sheprd complete her shopping list, did Tali get a sweet new Shotgun, will Conrad ever get Shepard's affection, find out in the next page!!
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LOL I love your Volus. ^_^ If BioWare were to ever make plush Volus, I'd want them to be this cute. They just look so huggable.
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No, Garrus isn't Yellow! >_< They're talking about the Predator Armor Venus wants to buy him. Its yellow. Tali thinks Garrus would look good in yellow.
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ACK! >_< Sorry, Just got off of work. I'm a bit of an idiot. And yes, Garrus in Yellow. >_< He looked like a giant dinosaur headed bumble bee when I made him wear that armor.
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^^ No worries there. 
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Hah! If you do, link me to it. I wanna see! The armors in ME are ridiculous! I kind of missed them in ME2 and ME3.. No more eyes on the butt or giant turian bumblebees.
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I definitely will. 
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And the armor was always so TIGHT on the butt! It looked rather uncomfortable! Especially for femshep! She ran around with an armored wedgie the entire game.
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ASDFGHDSLWTWEDVSD....Space wedgie...oh god...I think I'm dying inside.
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Well, its TRUE! Either that part of the armor is butt shaped on purpose, or its sprayed on by an aerosol can, like Miranda's uniform. "Armor in a Can!"
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Oh aye! O.o I still think Bioware is making fun of us...
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These are rather endearing! Your Venus Shepard is pretty awesome
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Thanks! I think she's pretty awesome too! <3
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He shoulda been paying more attention!
Heehee. Don't worry, he won't be alone for long.
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Ah, Conrad Verner, the ME universe's preeminent stalker/fan-boy.....Run, Venus, RUN!...And don't look back, baby!
But I must say that I liked it in ME3 when : (FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T GET THIS SCENE) SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS: it seemed that him and Jenna (Rita's sister in ME1) hooked up.
Thank you, as always, for the funniez, Myridd 
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Yeah. I even liked it when (FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T GET THIS SCENE) SPOILERS: he jumped in front of the bullet and got shot. >_< Poor Verner.)
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Yeah, that move earned my respect for him.
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I found him a bit odd, but like a puppy or a little kid -- you don't have the heart to tell him to jump off, so you just pat him on the head and placate him.
Your comics make me laugh without fail.
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XDDD I REMEMBER THIS PART!!! lol Kaidan doesn't seem very entertained.
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He got bored of watching the females shop!
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lol Oh god the Fan boy... it pisses me off to find out he was actually useful in ME3... he died in my ME2 >_<
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Woah he's USEFUL??? What does he do?? Other than that WEIRD random awkwardness scene where he like tries to jump in front of you and skips away with the doctor who was conviniently standing there to live happily ever after/
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Yeah he is a genius when it comes to Ancient languages, if you get all the Asari writings and give them to him he helps with the Crucible. He is a super nerd with heroic dreams.
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WOAHHHH didn't know that!!! Is it before or after that random scene?
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Not sure when it happens because he was dead by the end of my ME2
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See? That's what you get for letting the poor fool die! >_< Just kidding. I've always had a soft spot where Conrad was concerned. Poor guy. I wonder if he ever actually was married.
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In my defense I blame peer pressure from my Room mate and friend. I was nice to Conrad in the first game and then I was told I did the wrong thing... I had never played anything like ME before so when I met up again with him in ME2 I did as my roomie and friend suggested and he died... I felt bad! In my second play though I will not let that happen to him!
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I was just teasing you! But I understand your feelings. In my last playthough of ME2, with Veronica Shepard, I never did his sidequest, and I found out he dies, and I was all "Heck noes!" and restarted the whole playthrough. >_< It was sad.
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I know no harm done lol. I love you comics please keep them coming~!
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Oh dear Conrad Verner. My Renegade Shepard Accidentallied Conrad in ME2 after shooting him in the foot. It was a most glorious death, the most epic car crash of all car crashes. I lost it entirely that day, I don't think I laughed so hard at a character dying before. Then I felt like a dick about it but....ohgoditwassofunny
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You got Conrad killed in 2? Did you get to see him in the car crash, or do you just hear about it on the Galactic News? It would of been awesome if it was a cutscene!
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