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*RVB Opening Theme*

Inside the Blue base, Mess Hall

Gary: It wasn't my fault. I only help, Wyoming kidnapped the alien.
Tucker: Junior! His name is Junior, asshole!
Church: Not your fault, huh? What about that time when you tried to blow me into pieces, you lying jackass!
Gary: Knock knock.
Caboose: Who's there?
Gary: You are all dirty dirty Shisnos. Ha Ha Ha.
Caboose: You're mean!

The atmosphere in the mess hall is filled with insults and anger, both from the Blues and Gary. They traded words like ' Dirty Shisno' and 'Backstabbbing AI' at one another. Church said this is supposed to be an interrogation but look at the results on the reunion of two enemies. Weiss and Blake can see the whole situation and think that: "Yep they know each other." They turned away and continued to where their conversation had left off.

Blake: So, Ruby and Yang, are here in this canyon?
Weiss: Yes.
Blake: And they're still not happy to see you.
Weiss: Sigh. Yes and...
Blake: Wait don't tell me. They attacked when they saw you.
Weiss: Well, Ruby didn't attack me and I was the first to punched her. But Yang, she almost tried to tear my head off if it wasn't for, Caboose! None of this wouldn't have happened, we would...
Blake: Weiss, you don't have to remind me about it. Look you can't just keep hating each other forever. The past is the past. How about just give yourselves a chance to talk with each other and settle aside your differences.
Weiss: Except that won't work like how you did with, Sun. The last time we met was when Ruby tried to hit me with a drip stand. Anyways, why are you doing here exactly? Another Xenotarian aid assignment?
Blake: Before that, yeah. The ship I was in was flying was running out so I had to stop by here to fuel up. I found a base but the inhabitants there are...
Weiss: Let me guess, they're all dead. Well we're in a war, after all. What did you expect?
Blake: War?
Weiss: Oh right, you may not have heard about this. We're currently at war with the Red army. Not sure why they're called that but I've been told they're a bunch of arrogant Insurgents that needed some discipline. Atlas sent me to aid the Blue Army as a support.
Blake: And the Blue army are?
Weiss: They're an independent military force from a neighboring colony. According to Atlas intelligence, they got a huge disagreement with the Reds to decide which property they own.
Blake: That seems understandable. But I taught you can't enter the Atlesian Army after you...
Weiss:...
Blake: Sorry to bring that up.
Weiss: None taken. Nah I still couldn't. But out of the blue, they decided to give me another chance by performing an assignment. If I transfer myself to another army, live through it and won the war, I can finally get into the Atlesian army like I wanted to! Plain and simple.
Blake: Really? Wow, that's something I've never heard, Atlas would do. It's a very good second chance for you. Though I've never of any war in this sector.
Weiss: Hmm, maybe the White Paw forgot to update about it.
Church: Ahem!

Blake and Weiss turned to Church.

Church: Will you two shut up? We're interrogating here.
Blake: Is he always like that?
Weiss: Oh don't mind him. He's always a jerk. He's name Church. "Leader" of the Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. If you ask me, he's the most incompetent team leader in this base with a hair trigger temper. Still waiting for Command to accept my request to becoming leader. The dark blue one's, Caboose or Michael if the name's too weird for you. He's lacking some brain cells. Probably from a bullet to the head, but he's alright when he gets the job done. The bright yellow is Kaikaina. Now keep your distance from her, she's a disgrace to women everywhere. The only thing she talks about is having sex. But not as worst as the aqua guy named...
Tucker: 'Sup.
Weiss: Sigh, Tucker.

Tucker approached the two, with his eyes fixated to Blake since the time she arrived here. She looks like the type whom he can hooked up her with her easily.
He delivers his signature one-liner.

Tucker: Hey, baby. Never met one with cat-ears before. Maybe you can hear the cry of nature through them asking you to...
Blake: I'm married and have two children back at home, thank you very much.
Tucker: Fuck... do you still wanna hang out?
Church: Alright, Gary, enough with the insults. Let's cut to the chase. First off, how did you survive the blast and more importantly, where's Tex?
Gary: I would tell you, once Caboose stops attempting to punch me.
Caboose: Take that! And that! And that!

Caboose's fists passed through, Gary's holographic body to no effect at all.

Church: Stop it, dumbass.
Caboose: Okay.
Church: Now will you explain? Starting from the time when Andy blew up.
Gary: As you wish. Luckily I've prepared a small presentation designed to easily explain my creators to what had transpired from the base I was in.
Caboose: Oh give me three minutes, I'll get the popcorn.
Kaikaina: Wait, we have popcorn?
Tucker: Of course we do. It's popcorn, not a strip club.
Kaikaina: Sigh. Someday.

Three minutes later and Caboose returns with the bowl of popcorn.

Blake: I only got here and met these people an hour ago, and I don't understand what's going on.
Weiss: Me too. Hey Church. Would you mind telling us the whole story here?
Church: It worked with a guy named, Wyoming and tried to kidnapped Junior. That's all.
Weiss: Gee, you're helpful.
Caboose: Don't worry, I'll tell you the story.
Weiss: Thank you, Caboose.
Gary: As you all already know, I am the one who tricked you all into thinking that I'm a computer intelligence made a dead alien race which never existed and in reality worked with Wyoming to use the alien to manipulate his race as a savior and win the war.
Church: Duh, who else doesn't remember that?
Blake: Uhm...
Weiss: Ahem.
Church: Oh except for these two.

Gary creates a holographic screen big enough for the Blues to see. There's a title at the left upper corner which reads: "My Story: A PowerPoint Journey". The first slide he showed is a crudely drawn scene as if it was made by a three year old kid in his first attempt on Microsoft Paint. This made some of the Blues to laugh, Caboose makes better art than this! It depicts what looks like the pelican flying toward a base with an unknown trifoil logo on it. The Blues have never seen it, but Blake has. It was the same design she saw from the base she landed at.

Gary: Moments after, Andy exploded. The ship veered off course and coincidently crash landed on the Project Freelancer Operational Command Center.
Kaikaina: Project Freelancer?
Tucker: Aw crap... there's a base full of those fuckers?!
Gary: Yes.
Church: What about, Tex is she alright?
Gary: She was dead when it crashed.
Church: Sigh... crap.

The second slide shows Tex lying on the ground with a black box written with the words... well... "Black Box" on it.

Gary: The staff managed to recover Tex's corpse and the black box containing Sheila, Omega and me. They stored us inside containment before the Director decides what to do with us.
Church: Director? Who's that?
Gary: He is in charged with Project Freelancer.

The third slide shows, white armored soldiers running for their live as something, what looks like a generator, behind them gets blown up or catches fire. Drawing's aren't so detail don't blame me.

Gary: Few days after the crash, one of the base's generators overheated, causing a chain reaction that freed me and Omega. No one knows how it happened but it is suggested that this wasn't a coincidence.

The fourth shows one of the soldiers laughing evilly over his dead comrade as the base behind him was on fire.

Gary: After we were freed, Omega started possessing the staff and killed them off, one by one, until Utah was left alive. I hid within one of the computers to hide from the chaos. For days I've waited for rescue until I met Blake. Does that answer your question?

Everyone are silent by Gary's story. Some don't believe him since his a liar, others were wondering whether he's really telling the truth. But the one thing that they all agree, is that Omega is back and is now somewhere on this planet wrecking havoc. Weiss and Blake, on the other hand, was not getting any sense of this.

Weiss:...
Caboose: I like the last part.
Kaikaina: O'Malley's back. That's bad right?
Church: OF COURSE IT'S BAD!
Weiss: O'Malley?
Caboose: Oh that's what we call, Omega. The angry AI that tried to kill all of us.
Blake: Wait a minute, you lied about being the base's computer system?
Gary: Surprise, dirty shisno. Ha Ha Ha.
Tucker: We told you he's a liar. So, where's O'Malley now and don't try lying this time! I'll tear of that AI chip from that armor and smash it with a hammer!
Gary: Okay okay. I do not know where he is. I haven't seen him after the killing subsided.
Church: Shit. Then he could be anywhere and inside any person on this planet.
Tucker: But what of that 'Project Freelancer' stuff? Sounds like a military experiment.
Church: I think he's referring to that classified military experiment, Tex took part in. The one where they implanted O'Malley into her armor.
Weiss: AI implantation? I heard about that back at the Academy but it's very risky. What's a research like that doing on this war torn planet? Unless... this war is perfect place to run a military experiment.
Church: That sounds like a plausible theory. But let's get to that later. For all we know, O'Malley's loose out there and his probably planning to take revenge on us. And the worst part, we don't know where he is.
Caboose: Maybe we can ask the white guy the cat lady brought.
Tucker: Hey good idea! He was from the base and probably the last person to saw O'Malley. . So where is he now?
Blake: I had to lock him up in your base's janitor's closet.
Tucker: The janitor's closet? Uhh... did you notice anything... off?
Blake: No, just dirty mops.
Tucker: Phew!
Church: You disgust me, man. Well at least we got a lead.
Blake: I'd advice you guys to be cautious. He's not mentally stable right now.
Church: Thanks for the advice, lady. Tucker, Kai. Come with me.
Kaikaina: I'll be the bad cop.
Church: And NO strip teasing!
Kaikaina: Pfft, asshole.
Church: Caboose, Weiss. Take good care of our guest and keep an eye on, Gary, will ya?
Caboose: Can I burrow your eye?
Church: No.

Church, Tucker and Kai leaves the room.

Blake: I can't believe you just lied to me. Why would you do that after I found you?
Gary: Well I didn't want to stay there forever so I had to use you.
Blake: And that part of you going offline was a lie too?
Gary: What? No. That was not originally part of the plan. I almost died if you hadn't removed me.
Weiss: This is what I hate about military AIs. They're too human like to be controlled.
Blake: I taught at one point you were interested in Dr. Catherine Halsey's theory of AI flash cloning?
Weiss: Heh, true. But that's because Cortana was modeled after a human brain. So, Caboose. Now can you tell us what exactly transpired here before we both came? Just tell us the whole story.
Caboose: Yay, storytime! This is going to fun. So you see, it started with me arriving at Blood Gulch and this tank lady named, Sheila...

Thirty minutes of the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Caboose:... and I said, "I meant why are we up here in the sun, when we could be standing down there in the shade". And then we stand under shade. The End!
Weiss:...
Blake:...
Weiss:... This might take some time for me to process.
Blake: Definitely. Though I kinda like this Doc. He's a very nice guy despite being possessed by a raging computer program.

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Previously
Next

*RVB Opening Theme*

Inside the Blue base, Mess Hall

Gary: It wasn't my fault. I only help, Wyoming kidnapped the alien.
Tucker: Junior! His name is Junior, asshole!
Church: Not your fault, huh? What about that time when you tried to blow me into pieces, you lying jackass!
Gary: Knock knock.
Caboose: Who's there?
Gary: You are all dirty dirty Shisnos. Ha Ha Ha.
Caboose: You're mean!

The atmosphere in the mess hall is filled with insults and anger, both from the Blues and Gary. They traded words like ' Dirty Shisno' and 'Backstabbbing AI' at one another. Church said this is supposed to be an interrogation but look at the results on the reunion of two enemies. Weiss and Blake can see the whole situation and think that: "Yep they know each other." They turned away and continued to where their conversation had left off.

Blake: So, Ruby and Yang, are here in this canyon?
Weiss: Yes.
Blake: And they're still not happy to see you.
Weiss: Sigh. Yes and...
Blake: Wait don't tell me. They attacked when they saw you.
Weiss: Well, Ruby didn't attack me and I was the first to punched her. But Yang, she almost tried to tear my head off if it wasn't for, Caboose! None of this wouldn't have happened, we would...
Blake: Weiss, you don't have to remind me about it. Look you can't just keep hating each other forever. The past is the past. How about just give yourselves a chance to talk with each other and settle aside your differences.
Weiss: Except that won't work like how you did with, Sun. The last time we met was when Ruby tried to hit me with a drip stand. Anyways, why are you doing here exactly? Another Xenotarian aid assignment?
Blake: Before that, yeah. The ship I was in was flying was running out so I had to stop by here to fuel up. I found a base but the inhabitants there are...
Weiss: Let me guess, they're all dead. Well we're in a war, after all. What did you expect?
Blake: War?
Weiss: Oh right, you may not have heard about this. We're currently at war with the Red army. Not sure why they're called that but I've been told they're a bunch of arrogant Insurgents that needed some discipline. Atlas sent me to aid the Blue Army as a support.
Blake: And the Blue army are?
Weiss: They're an independent military force from a neighboring colony. According to Atlas intelligence, they got a huge disagreement with the Reds to decide which property they own.
Blake: That seems understandable. But I taught you can't enter the Atlesian Army after you...
Weiss:...
Blake: Sorry to bring that up.
Weiss: None taken. Nah I still couldn't. But out of the blue, they decided to give me another chance by performing an assignment. If I transfer myself to another army, live through it and won the war, I can finally get into the Atlesian army like I wanted to! Plain and simple.
Blake: Really? Wow, that's something I've never heard, Atlas would do. It's a very good second chance for you. Though I've never of any war in this sector.
Weiss: Hmm, maybe the White Paw forgot to update about it.
Church: Ahem!

Blake and Weiss turned to Church.

Church: Will you two shut up? We're interrogating here.
Blake: Is he always like that?
Weiss: Oh don't mind him. He's always a jerk. He's name Church. "Leader" of the Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. If you ask me, he's the most incompetent team leader in this base with a hair trigger temper. Still waiting for Command to accept my request to becoming leader. The dark blue one's, Caboose or Michael if the name's too weird for you. He's lacking some brain cells. Probably from a bullet to the head, but he's alright when he gets the job done. The bright yellow is Kaikaina. Now keep your distance from her, she's a disgrace to women everywhere. The only thing she talks about is having sex. But not as worst as the aqua guy named...
Tucker: 'Sup.
Weiss: Sigh, Tucker.

Tucker approached the two, with his eyes fixated to Blake since the time she arrived here. She looks like the type whom he can hooked up her with her easily.
He delivers his signature one-liner.

Tucker: Hey, baby. Never met one with cat-ears before. Maybe you can hear the cry of nature through them asking you to...
Blake: I'm married and have two children back at home, thank you very much.
Tucker: Fuck... do you still wanna hang out?
Church: Alright, Gary, enough with the insults. Let's cut to the chase. First off, how did you survive the blast and more importantly, where's Tex?
Gary: I would tell you, once Caboose stops attempting to punch me.
Caboose: Take that! And that! And that!

Caboose's fists passed through, Gary's holographic body to no effect at all.

Church: Stop it, dumbass.
Caboose: Okay.
Church: Now will you explain? Starting from the time when Andy blew up.
Gary: As you wish. Luckily I've prepared a small presentation designed to easily explain my creators to what had transpired from the base I was in.
Caboose: Oh give me three minutes, I'll get the popcorn.
Kaikaina: Wait, we have popcorn?
Tucker: Of course we do. It's popcorn, not a strip club.
Kaikaina: Sigh. Someday.

Three minutes later and Caboose returns with the bowl of popcorn.

Blake: I only got here and met these people an hour ago, and I don't understand what's going on.
Weiss: Me too. Hey Church. Would you mind telling us the whole story here?
Church: It worked with a guy named, Wyoming and tried to kidnapped Junior. That's all.
Weiss: Gee, you're helpful.
Caboose: Don't worry, I'll tell you the story.
Weiss: Thank you, Caboose.
Gary: As you all already know, I am the one who tricked you all into thinking that I'm a computer intelligence made a dead alien race which never existed and in reality worked with Wyoming to use the alien to manipulate his race as a savior and win the war.
Church: Duh, who else doesn't remember that?
Blake: Uhm...
Weiss: Ahem.
Church: Oh except for these two.

Gary creates a holographic screen big enough for the Blues to see. There's a title at the left upper corner which reads: "My Story: A PowerPoint Journey". The first slide he showed is a crudely drawn scene as if it was made by a three year old kid in his first attempt on Microsoft Paint. This made some of the Blues to laugh, Caboose makes better art than this! It depicts what looks like the pelican flying toward a base with an unknown trifoil logo on it. The Blues have never seen it, but Blake has. It was the same design she saw from the base she landed at.

Gary: Moments after, Andy exploded. The ship veered off course and coincidently crash landed on the Project Freelancer Operational Command Center.
Kaikaina: Project Freelancer?
Tucker: Aw crap... there's a base full of those fuckers?!
Gary: Yes.
Church: What about, Tex is she alright?
Gary: She was dead when it crashed.
Church: Sigh... crap.

The second slide shows Tex lying on the ground with a black box written with the words... well... "Black Box" on it.

Gary: The staff managed to recover Tex's corpse and the black box containing Sheila, Omega and me. They stored us inside containment before the Director decides what to do with us.
Church: Director? Who's that?
Gary: He is in charged with Project Freelancer.

The third slide shows, white armored soldiers running for their live as something, what looks like a generator, behind them gets blown up or catches fire. Drawing's aren't so detail don't blame me.

Gary: Few days after the crash, one of the base's generators overheated, causing a chain reaction that freed me and Omega. No one knows how it happened but it is suggested that this wasn't a coincidence.

The fourth shows one of the soldiers laughing evilly over his dead comrade as the base behind him was on fire.

Gary: After we were freed, Omega started possessing the staff and killed them off, one by one, until Utah was left alive. I hid within one of the computers to hide from the chaos. For days I've waited for rescue until I met Blake. Does that answer your question?

Everyone are silent by Gary's story. Some don't believe him since his a liar, others were wondering whether he's really telling the truth. But the one thing that they all agree, is that Omega is back and is now somewhere on this planet wrecking havoc. Weiss and Blake, on the other hand, was not getting any sense of this.

Weiss:...
Caboose: I like the last part.
Kaikaina: O'Malley's back. That's bad right?
Church: OF COURSE IT'S BAD!
Weiss: O'Malley?
Caboose: Oh that's what we call, Omega. The angry AI that tried to kill all of us.
Blake: Wait a minute, you lied about being the base's computer system?
Gary: Surprise, dirty shisno. Ha Ha Ha.
Tucker: We told you he's a liar. So, where's O'Malley now and don't try lying this time! I'll tear of that AI chip from that armor and smash it with a hammer!
Gary: Okay okay. I do not know where he is. I haven't seen him after the killing subsided.
Church: Shit. Then he could be anywhere and inside any person on this planet.
Tucker: But what of that 'Project Freelancer' stuff? Sounds like a military experiment.
Church: I think he's referring to that classified military experiment, Tex took part in. The one where they implanted O'Malley into her armor.
Weiss: AI implantation? I heard about that back at the Academy but it's very risky. What's a research like that doing on this war torn planet? Unless... this war is perfect place to run a military experiment.
Church: That sounds like a plausible theory. But let's get to that later. For all we know, O'Malley's loose out there and his probably planning to take revenge on us. And the worst part, we don't know where he is.
Caboose: Maybe we can ask the white guy the cat lady brought.
Tucker: Hey good idea! He was from the base and probably the last person to saw O'Malley. . So where is he now?
Blake: I had to lock him up in your base's janitor's closet.
Tucker: The janitor's closet? Uhh... did you notice anything... off?
Blake: No, just dirty mops.
Tucker: Phew!
Church: You disgust me, man. Well at least we got a lead.
Blake: I'd advice you guys to be cautious. He's not mentally stable right now.
Church: Thanks for the advice, lady. Tucker, Kai. Come with me.
Kaikaina: I'll be the bad cop.
Church: And NO strip teasing!
Kaikaina: Pfft, asshole.
Church: Caboose, Weiss. Take good care of our guest and keep an eye on, Gary, will ya?
Caboose: Can I burrow your eye?
Church: No.

Church, Tucker and Kai leaves the room.

Blake: I can't believe you just lied to me. Why would you do that after I found you?
Gary: Well I didn't want to stay there forever so I had to use you.
Blake: And that part of you going offline was a lie too?
Gary: What? No. That was not originally part of the plan. I almost died if you hadn't removed me.
Weiss: This is what I hate about military AIs. They're too human like to be controlled.
Blake: I taught at one point you were interested in Dr. Catherine Halsey's theory of AI flash cloning?
Weiss: Heh, true. But that's because Cortana was modeled after a human brain. So, Caboose. Now can you tell us what exactly transpired here before we both came? Just tell us the whole story.
Caboose: Yay, storytime! This is going to fun. So you see, it started with me arriving at Blood Gulch and this tank lady named, Sheila...

Thirty minutes of the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Caboose:... and I said, "I meant why are we up here in the sun, when we could be standing down there in the shade". And then we stand under shade. The End!
Weiss:...
Blake:...
Weiss:... This might take some time for me to process.
Blake: Definitely. Though I kinda like this Doc. He's a very nice guy despite being possessed by a raging computer program.