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NuBearEull — Interview With an Alien: Taiossu Suricasti

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Description I've been re-working some old characters. Trying to make them look more individual. One way I like to do this is to look at the person I would choose to have as their voice and incorporating some of the traits of that person. In this case, I could think of no other voice with the depth, wisdom and soul required to give Taiossu some sound: Morgan Freeman.

I drew a generic picture of Taiossu, studied Morgan Freeman for a few minutes, then went back to the original picture and tweaked him a little. It's most noticeable in his age, eyes, texture and posture.

Art technique-wise ... I'm starting to backslide a bit, but that's actually a good thing. I've been telling myself that I would "grow out" of that outline thing. But why? I like it! It's true that I cannot call my work "painting" by most standards if I keep it, nor can it be a "drawing" with the type of color I'm using. But you know what ... screw it. I have a style that is neither one thing or another as well. Maybe I'll just do my own thing and do what I like and hope others are smart enough to get it.

Am I happy with this? You bet. It's where I think I should be right now.

What background? This is supposed to look like a photo that would go with the interview below.

*** Optional character interview reading***

Taiossu’s interview with People of the ASS magazine:

What's your name?

Taioussu Doraian Suricasti. Here, I’ll break that down for you: Tay-oss-oo Doh-rye-an Soo-ree-kas-ti.

Does your name mean anything in your language?

I was the eldest of 63 siblings, and I imagine it was, for my parents, as it was for me with my children. A name was picked that sounded pleasing and didn’t mean anything unpleasant … well, that’s the story behind the first name. “Doraian” denotes the region of Hassan where I was born. In this case, Doraian Province. “Suricasti” is the title I take by being a part of the Suricasti tribe. Interesting side-note, I mated into the Suricasti tribe. It used to be Mekoro. It doesn’t have any higher or translatable meaning than that.

Who is the love of your life, or have you found this person yet?

I have. My wife, Siearra. Unfortunately, she died about three years ago. I still consider myself married. I probably always will. We were together for a very long time and we had many amazing children together, though the Jinnar idea of family is a bit different. She was the one constant in my life when so much had changed. I still think she is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. I am positive I will never meet her equal, and I miss her more than I can say. Excuse me for a moment.

*returns after a few minutes*

Explain this power or ability or yours.

I have the ability to draw in energy from an outside force and redirect it through myself as I see fit to use it. There are hundreds of ways to do it depending on what you are trying to do. This is not an uncommon ability. In the TETH-SIM system and in their parent race, Terrians, it’s about as common as 1/5. Usually this ability, pet-named Syphoning eons ago and the name stuck, isn’t worth more than making someone a little stronger or faster or able to manipulate small to moderately large objects. People with an average talent are normally classified between levels one and ten. The classification numbers indicate an exponential increase in power. So when I say I am a level 435, you understand that I am far above average in that regard. Then there is the matter of energy source. That is as varied as there are energies, substances and elements in the universe. In some cases it can be very limiting and a Syphon with a high output rank can be held back by a source that is not readily available. I am what has been unofficially termed a Planar Syphon. That means I can use energy so long as it is taken from another plane. So not only is my output rank very high, but my source is always available and immeasurable. I am currently ranked as the second most powerful Syphon recorded and living. No. Wait. Third since Janus was revived. But it’s still damned impressive if you ask me.

The media have accused you of being anti-social. What do you have to say about that?

What kind of a question is that? I’m actually quite friendly and approachable. I’m not out and about much and I do not attend many social functions. That is true. Partially because I am a busy man. My job takes up a lot of time. It’s also because I work behind the scenes. This is not my empire. I didn’t build it and I do not run it. I shouldn’t be the public face of things. I suppose it’s also true that I am a very private individual. But I really don’t think that’s any indication of being anti-social. I’m talking to you now aren’t I? It’s easy to mistake quiet and anti-social, but it really is an important distinction to make. Approach me calmly and respectfully when I am not working and I will be more than happy to talk to you.

They say a man knows nothing about himself until he’s been in a fight. How would you do? Would you learn anything?

There are only two people in the galaxy who can really start shit with me, Abraham –who I helped to raise as a child and trained myself, and Janus –who finds me too amusing. There is not another person in the galaxy who would be able to lay a finger on me if I didn’t wish them to. I have never been in the kind of fight I think you’re talking about –a brawl or a fistfight, I guess. I’ve never had the need. If I were ever to get into that kind of a fight … wait a minute. No. I have. I, in a rare moment of violence, beat the crap out of the man who kept me as a slave for 20 years. And I did learn something. I learned that kind of violence was beneath me. I could have thought of a better way.

You’ve mentioned your wife. I am sorry for your loss, by the way. What about the rest of your family?

In terms of genetics, I had 92 children. Don’t look so shocked. The Jinnar have litters, for lack of a better term, and my children were born over a span of at least 500 years. I recently lost 22 of them in a natural disaster on Hassan (our home planet), so I am down to 70 … which is still a lot, I know. I still feel the loss of those who died, though. My eldest son, Kimbe, is now the leader of what is left of my species and in charge of the plans to relocate to Jinnar Station. He lost his spouse in the disaster. But he did just take a baby boy into his care. Named him Dare after the man he lost. Hmm. That name will look like something else in print. It’s pronounced Dar-ee. Non-genetic family includes Abraham Planestrider, and to a lesser extent Ghi-Sun and Lodis Malak. I’d like to think the Emperor and his family look at me as a tall fuzzy uncle as well. I can hope.

Do you have any pets?

I had a … um … closest translation … Striped Keg Beetle for a time. That was a long time ago though. I am free to play with the Imperial pets, Binty and Kimboko, whenever I like and I find that’s enough for me.

Is there anything you can’t stand?

Hairdryers. Something about all that air coming at my face is very uncomfortable. I’ve not seen it for myself, but I’ve been told I make all sorts of faces when one is aimed at me. I’m not afraid of them, of course. They just … bother me, okay?

What about something you love?

I like the way rain makes things smell. What. You thought this pink nose was just for show? It’s not. My sense of smell is 20 times as good as a human’s. I’m not saying that to be elitist or anything. It’s a biological fact. But anyway … the water just seems to sharpen things for me. As though it brings it all into focus. Everything is sweeter and greater and brighter. I could stand out on my balcony after a good rain and just smell things for hours.

Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

I prefer to keep busy with work. There is a lot of it. And if I don’t have something to do, then something can be found. That makes me sound really boring, doesn’t it. Crap. Maybe I should go get a hobby.

What animal do you most closely resemble?

Oh this should be fun! The humans I know have been telling me what kinds of animals I look like or what my specific parts resemble for over 200 years. So let’s see.
Face like a big cat … usually lion or mountain lion, only flatter.
What some have described as “people eyes” … found that a little insulting, but understandable.
Ears like a rabbit, only mine lay down and cannot stand up.
Tail that looks more like a kangaroo tail but is prehensile like a monkey.
The hair of a blond Gab’rien … that’s Kay’s people … but not as long, obviously. If I had 14’ of hair I’d never get anything done!
Oh dear. You know … if you’ve not seen what I look like, then I must sound like some horrible chimera. I think I’ll just stop there.
So, to answer your question … I don’t know. I suppose I am simply a Jinnar.

What do you think is your greatest flaw?

I’ve been very over-sensitive about my species lately. Usually, I can blow off the stares and questions that come with being the only Jinnar in the Empire. After all, no one means any offense. I do look very different and people taking a second glance at me is only natural. But it was when I realized I’d been in the service of Emperor and Empire for 250 years that it started to get old. The fact that I am here and I am this species should be a given now. My status and reputation should precede me. I am originally from the TETH-SIM system where the Jinnar are not exactly common, but they are a known species. The well-traveled have been to Hassan and seen where we live. It’s been like that for thousands of years. It’s amazing what people think is appropriate! I’ve had strangers try to pet me like I’m an animal, I’ve been offered treats … like I’m going to do a trick or something. It’s ludicrous! Just because I’m … fuzzy and have a tail … it doesn’t mean I’m a pet or that I am any less intelligent. On the contrary, I am one of the wisest and best educated people in the Galaxy. And I’m not just saying that. I came to the Empire because what I know could help the Emperor and his people, not because I wanted to attach myself to something greater than myself and be elevated by it. The Jinnar are not stupid. None of us are. We’ve been through our technological renaissance and had the foresight to realize we were better off without it. We’re not savages or pre-technological. We’re past that. So next time you’re using your data pad and typing messages to someone on the other side of the world and do not know the name of the person next door … you think about that. As a human, are you really all that better and more advanced?

… See what I mean?

Is there anyone in your life who has inspired you?

Oh certainly. My father was the person who taught me the morals and values I have brought with me and into the lives of others. Hopefully for the better. My wife, who was blessed and cursed with an illness and an incurable wanderlust. She was the reason I left Hassan in the first place. If she couldn’t go to the wonders of the universe, then I would bring them to her. It was something I was unsure of at first, and my first venture to another planet landed me in slavery … but it was worth it. And, of course, Abraham. When I have felt the most hopelessness about the state of things, either within myself or without, I remember the sight of that green comet and I know things can’t be so bad. In many ways, he is like a son to me. I did help raise him and I was his teacher. So when I see only the bad in myself I can remember that I was one of the people who have assisted and inspired him. Anyone who has done that can’t be all bad, right?

You’ve been with the Emperor for a long time. You were there before he was married and had children. What do you make of the changes in his life?

These changes and decisions are not mine to judge, for one. His Eminence is free to do as he wishes without fear of any judgment from me and does not need to ask for my approval. Of course I observe what goes on in his household, that goes without saying. Sometimes he and I do not agree on things. But in this case I approve completely. Our Empress is an amazing woman who compliments him in so many ways. Quite frankly, I find outside speculation distasteful. Horrible things have been said about her that are unfair, unbelievable, and unconscionable. I hold her in the highest regard and have enjoyed every conversation I’ve had with her. And as for the children … honestly, who can criticize children? I adore all four of them! They are smart, polite, imaginative and all-out adorable. And just to head off the next question? No. The Emperor has not made any plans for succession. The boys are only three! And if he did have plans, he is not obliged to share them with me and I would never share them with the press, no matter how reputable.

Do you get a lot of personal messages from people within the Empire?

Surprisingly, yes. Though I’m not sure how I feel about it some of the time. There are some who contact me for scientific purposes and want to know more about my species or abilities. Then there are some who are simply curious. I try to answer as many of these personally as I can, but there are no promises. Work first, after all. And then there are those who have –how to put this delicately- inappropriate interests. I wish, for the sake of my sanity, I had never learned there were alien fetishists and people who consider this being a *ahem* fan of mine. I’ve seen some of the art and read the stories. I wish I hadn’t. I just don’t get it. How can someone claim to be a fan of me and who I am and then turn around and represent me speaking, behaving and looking as I do not? I just don’t understand it. I’m flattered they like me, but I would rather they like me as I am and not try to *shudders* improve things according to their preference or fetish. I am not theirs to re-imagine or “improve”. I wonder if they know, or care, that the Slee-Sha don’t reproduce or show affection that way, now that I think of it. Back to your question, though. Yes, I do. I am glad to get some of it and mortified by the rest. Seriously … why send that crap to me? I really should have someone filter my mail.

What frightens you the most?

You mean besides the perversions of my *cough-cough* fans? Soul Syphons scare me the most. The ability to remove a soul from a body and twist it into a grotesque and senseless form is … well … those who haven’t seen it should count themselves lucky. It’s pure horror on so many levels. It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen those effects in person, saw the soul ripped from someone I loved and had to kill the horribly mangled body that was left. Nothing I have ever done hurt me more. I still have nightmares.

What is all that in your hair?

Oh, all this? *pulls all of his hair around so he can see it better* A part of the Jinnar culture is the collection of small objects that hold meaning. Generally we like to weave these things into our hair. I’ve toned it back to make myself look more presentable here in the Empire. One day I may not wear anything in it at all. Someday perhaps. But for now, I keep these things here because they are important to me. This one was something my wife kept in her hair, this one is from Abraham. The only one that is not metal is this woven band here. It was made for me personally by Sha-Eris. I think it’s the most expensive thing I own. Not sure I could ever give up all of them.

Can you see in the dark?

Nnn … a little. Some. Enough, I suppose. I don’t get lost on the way to the bathroom, if that’s what you’re asking.

You say your tail is prehensile?

*picks up his coffee mug with his tail, puts it in his hand, takes a drink and puts it back* It is.

Is that weird for you at all?

Of course not! I’ve had this thing all my life. I’m sorry you don’t have one.

Do you dress differently now than you did before coming to the Empire?

Well, the basics are still there. Pants, top, shoes, understuffs … all that. The cut and color are different. And I certainly wasn’t wearing the emblem of the Empire before. Just the Jinnar Unwinding Path … this *pulls out medallion in the shape of a spiral with a green stone in the middle*. I find it appropriate to wear long sleeves now and then, when I never used to … it’s uncomfortable against my fur you see. The shoes are shinier now. But it’s not so bad, really. I think I look all right. The Empress was a clothing designer before she married, and she made certain I got something that suited me.

Tell us about your religion.

I could write a book about it. But the short story is that we believe in that every living thing has a spirit, that all living things are united by a over-soul, that we’d do well to honor all spirits by respecting them and that each spirit is given a path to walk and we will be reborn until we have learned all there is to learn and walk the path correctly from beginning to end. Hm. That sounds incredibly simple when I put it like that. I assure you, there’s a bit more to it than that. What’s religion without complications and grey areas, right?

Do you live in the palace, or do you have a home of your own?

The simple answer is “both”. I have a room in the palace, but I also have a home in the city. I don’t really have a preference. Sometimes it’s more convenient to stay in the palace overnight and sometimes I just need to get away if only for a few hours. I spend most of my decorating energies on the house just because there is more room. When I sleep at the palace, it’s usually because I just want to crash and don’t have a lot of time and energy to spend on the walls. It’s comfortable enough for me to feel at home, though.

You have many titles. What are some that the people of the Empire may not know?

Many of my titles from the TETH-SIM system aren’t on record here, so that seems like a good place to start. On Jinnar I am known as the Father Mzimi, Mwendu, Mtwana … there are a lot of them and most start with “m”. I never noticed that before. The Slee-Sha call me the Father Planestrider. On Isep I am formally addressed as Trusted One. In a larger sense, the whole system has honored me with the title of Great Teacher. That one is my favorite. I may have made a name for myself in the Empire, but I don’t think any of them will ever be as precious to me. Most are sterile words that sit funny on my tongue, but that’s the culture here and I would never dream of changing it. It might be offensive to the chain of command for people here to address me as Great Teacher and I have no wish to offend or forget my place, so don’t call me that unless we’re outside of Empire territory.

Do you have many close friends?

I don’t have a friend who is not close. I try not to. Perhaps it’s a failing of mine, or perhaps I’m just careful … or maybe too trusting. In truth, I don’t have a large circle of friends. Just a dozen or so people who I would trust with my life and who would be able to trust me with theirs. They are some of the finest people in the galaxy, so I must be doing something right.

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?

I think it’s more important to make something of wherever you are. So it may be a bit of a cop-out answer, but I would like most to be precisely where I am right now.

Do you travel much, for work or for recreation?

It’s odd. My wife was my reason for traveling and I thought I’d stop when she died. I didn’t. I really will look for any excuse to go somewhere new. It’s as if her wanderlust was passed on to me. I’ve been looking for an excuse to get out to Terria or to visit the A’Cheis … but that wasn’t the question. Sometimes work keeps me tied to the same place for longer than is comfortable. The upside is that if I really want to go somewhere, I can usually find a good reason. I think the Emperor is wise to my motives and he doesn’t appear to mind. I can do my job from anywhere … well, almost anywhere. Yes. I do travel. As often as I can.

Before you came to work for the Emperor, you were employed by Sha-Eris of Isep. What happened? Why did you leave, and do you have plans to leave the Empire?

I was. You’re correct. Nothing happened. Nothing dramatic or violent, if that’s your aim. I had simply done all I wanted to do in that position –one I held for 300 years. His Radiance Sha-Eris is still one of my closest friends. I wouldn’t have traded my time with him for anything and I treasure the memories made in his service. He and I rarely argued and he respected me and valued my input. I am still honored as a Grand Ally on that planet, which is a title awarded to precious few. The only reason I left was because I was bored and the Empire had been found through the Great Gate. There was more to explore and more to see. More wonders to bring home to my wife. I will remain with the Empire until there is another similar opportunity. I always have my eye out for my next chapter in life. Horizons have recently expanded again, and I’ll admit to being curious about what’s out there. If I need, I’ll move on. If not, then I’ll stay. But, on the off-chance I *do* leave, it will not be because I am in any way at odds with Emperor or Empire. If I were at odds with either, I would stay until things were resolved. I do not like to leave anger behind me. As of right now, however, I’m not planning to leave.

What would you, as an alien citizen living in a place with a vast human majority, have to say to the people of the Empire?

Ooh! Good one! Let’s see.
From anywhere outside of the Empire, you are the aliens. We are all strange to one another. The A’Cheis do not see themselves as tall colorful alien creatures. They see you as short, pinkish alien creatures. The Slee-Sha think it’s strange that you can’t live without an air supply underwater and like to reproduce. The Isepians are amazed at how pale you are. The Terrians think of you as a very young species. The Dythinians are just as suspicious of you as you are of them. Wegonians are afraid you are going to make them slaves as other races have done. The Shemenari think you are as awful as you think they are. The Jinnar are taking you in stride and do not view either you or themselves as superior … just really hairless with very small ears and lacking these very helpful tails. I’ve not had the opportunity to speak to an Elgant yet.

We live in such an exciting time and it would be a shame to approach it as if humans and the Empire are the normal ones. We, and I can say that because I am a citizen, are not the only advanced civilization out there. We’re not the whole, we are just a part. And we should be proud of our part while understanding that the others have just as much right to be proud of theirs. Introduce yourselves! Ask questions! And don’t be upset when other species do the same. We’re all curious and cautious about one another. I thank that applies to a lot more than getting to know another species. So keep it in mind.

Just … please don’t hug an Isepian you don’t know. It weirds them out.

Taiossu Suricasti and art (C) *NuisanceBearEull
All other characters, species, places and story (C)*NuisanceBearEull or ~Eullogy-Enterprises
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Comments: 10

8BitStitchPunk [2015-01-22 20:33:06 +0000 UTC]

Very in-depth and well though out!

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ookaookaooka [2013-08-18 21:53:15 +0000 UTC]

Not all of us humans are pinkish and pale, Mr. Suricasti

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NuBearEull In reply to ookaookaooka [2013-08-19 00:34:50 +0000 UTC]

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not ... because he was.

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KuriosiT-kat [2012-02-03 22:17:24 +0000 UTC]

Wow that was along interview (it's a good thing) it's cool "hearing" him speak I imagined the voice in and it was really neat. it would resonate wise and all and I like his way of thought.

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Lady-Tempest [2012-02-03 06:51:22 +0000 UTC]

He sounds like a very neat person. I am curious about the objects in his hair, I don't suppose you have a picture on dA where you can see them?

I like his answer for the last question, it shows how much variation there is in the species of your universe and a little of how they identify themselves. All of Taiossu's answers show his personality, and I'm sure he would have a lot of stories since he has travelled so much.

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ElectricGecko [2012-02-03 00:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Rather conservative watch for an alien.

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razzigyrl [2012-02-02 09:47:55 +0000 UTC]

I love how clearly you see your characters, and how clearly you describe them and write them. This was just so fun to read, and the last line made me laugh.

!yoJ

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Barkis1 [2012-02-02 05:28:22 +0000 UTC]

I'd like him for a friend.

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deppfan85 [2012-02-02 05:27:10 +0000 UTC]

>.> Yes, Morgan Freeman's voice did pop into my head as I read.
I would marry that voice, if it were possible

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FiskXPhantom [2012-02-02 02:36:28 +0000 UTC]

So much backstory, impossible to comprehend how you got these ideas!

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