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==Alchemy==

RARITY enters library, sees BERRY PUNCH at table reading, approaches TWILIGHT SPARKLE by the shelving.

RARITY:
Twilight, you are aware that she is in your library, are you not? I thought she was banned permanently after the, uh...incident...

TWILIGHT:
Who, Berry Punch? It's OK, Rarity! Turns out it was a simple misunderstanding that could be fixed with a proper labeling system.

RARITY looks on as TWILIGHT affixes a label to a shelf reading: "Shelving not to be used for micturition purposes."

TWILIGHT:
Besides, I need her help for a magic spell I'm working on.

From the background RARITY looks disdainfully at BERRY PUNCH in the foreground as the latter drains a bottle of wine while reading "The Grapes of Wrath".

RARITY:
She's helping you with magic?

TWILIGHT and RARITY talking heads, while Twilight motions to complicated diagrams and periodic tables.

TWILIGHT:
Yes! I've been assigned a classic alchemy problem: turning lead into gold! But it's never been done before because the starting material is all wrong. So I'm using a combination of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen, but it needs to be in a specific configuration to speed up the process. What's more,since gold is so much denser, I'll need at least three quarters of a pound of material to make an ounce of gold, and that doesn't count material to practice with...

BERRY PUNCH approaches TWILIGHT and RARITY and tosses a small object to Twilight.

BERRY PUNCH:
Here'sh anudder'n. How many more *hic* do you think you're gonna need?

TWILIGHT places the object, a wine cork, on a scale as RARITY looks on.

TWILIGHT:
At least five.

RARITY:
Wine corks?

BERRY PUNCH lines up a fresh bottle with the cork screw she's holding in her teeth.

BERRY PUNCH:
Hot damn! Only two more hoursh 'till quittin' time! Then we can go get shomethin' to drink...

Description
==Alchemy==

RARITY enters library, sees BERRY PUNCH at table reading, approaches TWILIGHT SPARKLE by the shelving.

RARITY:
Twilight, you are aware that she is in your library, are you not? I thought she was banned permanently after the, uh...incident...

TWILIGHT:
Who, Berry Punch? It's OK, Rarity! Turns out it was a simple misunderstanding that could be fixed with a proper labeling system.

RARITY looks on as TWILIGHT affixes a label to a shelf reading: "Shelving not to be used for micturition purposes."

TWILIGHT:
Besides, I need her help for a magic spell I'm working on.

From the background RARITY looks disdainfully at BERRY PUNCH in the foreground as the latter drains a bottle of wine while reading "The Grapes of Wrath".

RARITY:
She's helping you with magic?

TWILIGHT and RARITY talking heads, while Twilight motions to complicated diagrams and periodic tables.

TWILIGHT:
Yes! I've been assigned a classic alchemy problem: turning lead into gold! But it's never been done before because the starting material is all wrong. So I'm using a combination of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen, but it needs to be in a specific configuration to speed up the process. What's more,since gold is so much denser, I'll need at least three quarters of a pound of material to make an ounce of gold, and that doesn't count material to practice with...

BERRY PUNCH approaches TWILIGHT and RARITY and tosses a small object to Twilight.

BERRY PUNCH:
Here'sh anudder'n. How many more *hic* do you think you're gonna need?

TWILIGHT places the object, a wine cork, on a scale as RARITY looks on.

TWILIGHT:
At least five.

RARITY:
Wine corks?

BERRY PUNCH lines up a fresh bottle with the cork screw she's holding in her teeth.

BERRY PUNCH:
Hot damn! Only two more hoursh 'till quittin' time! Then we can go get shomethin' to drink...