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I was thinking this morning, what could beat up an Evangelion? And then I thought of my favourite thing in the whole world - and came up with thisRelated content
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to ??? [2012-06-29 19:27:40 +0000 UTC]
Ah! Great idea, more money for use so we can buy dinner with the show!
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-07-10 22:44:06 +0000 UTC]
What's left of it anyways.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-07-10 23:33:05 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, we gotta go quick or the Big G with crush the evas flat before we can even get there to watch it!
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MakaylaSanWins In reply to ??? [2010-01-14 20:44:23 +0000 UTC]
Then I'm putting $100 on Unit 02.
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NamelessManic In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2010-01-14 21:49:25 +0000 UTC]
Hehehe you just lost $100.
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NamelessManic In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2010-01-16 21:44:45 +0000 UTC]
Because that kid has only fought angels. Now he is dealing with a god! GodZilla bitches! lol
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-05-30 05:21:18 +0000 UTC]
Exactly, Godzilla is an infinite times harder to beat that a mere angel (more like a demon if you ask me.) Have the atomic breath hit you a few times and see how easy it is to keep fighting?!
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-06-29 19:22:54 +0000 UTC]
FIRE DA LAZER!!!
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-06-29 19:28:53 +0000 UTC]
Exactly! (I wonder what fried eva tasted like ?!)
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-07-10 22:44:35 +0000 UTC]
To wikipedia!
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-07-10 23:34:50 +0000 UTC]
Hah! That's a good one but really, when Godzilla blows them to smithereens, get a giant net so we can catch a burnt piece of flesh from their dismembered corps because I really, REALLY want to know what cooked eva tastes like!
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MakaylaSanWins In reply to NamelessManic [2010-01-18 00:09:40 +0000 UTC]
For some reason, I don't see a giant lizard being much of a problem...
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2012-05-30 05:18:41 +0000 UTC]
You mean a 50 meter tall nuclear behemoth that has stood undefeated for the last 50 YEARS and undisputed as the biggest, baddest, most powerful being ever to trample Tokyo?!
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NamelessManic In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2010-01-18 00:57:20 +0000 UTC]
You see, its with that mind set that's allowed Tokyo, and others, to be destroyed so much! Never underestimate a 50 foot lizard with atomic fire breath and a serious hatred for buildings.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-05-30 05:11:26 +0000 UTC]
Godzilla is not 50 feet tall, he's 50 METERS tall! Furthermore, he is a species of surviving dinosaur called Godzillasaurus that was mutated beyond belief by nuclear explosions and finally, it's not an intense hatred for buildings, but an intense hatred for humankind!
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-06-29 19:24:27 +0000 UTC]
=M=... ... touchΓ©!
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-06-29 19:29:55 +0000 UTC]
Why thank you! I do my research before I post!
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MakaylaSanWins In reply to NamelessManic [2010-01-20 06:31:54 +0000 UTC]
Okay, so the giant lizard has bad breath...I fail to see the threat it poses to an Eva.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2012-05-30 05:15:51 +0000 UTC]
What is wrong with you?! You think that waste of a soul Shinji piloting a funny-looking demon covered in tin foil can beat the king of the monsters nuclear behemoth Godzilla, biggest menace of 50 YEARS?!
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NamelessManic In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2010-01-20 08:12:20 +0000 UTC]
*Eyebrow raised* There's no convincing a skeptic! What makes you so confident that Eva will win? And don't say it's because of the last episode to the show, anything that annoyingly confusing would kill anything!
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-05-30 20:12:54 +0000 UTC]
Are you doubting the powers of the Big G in your last comment?!
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-06-29 19:22:18 +0000 UTC]
Just giving the doubters a chance to defend themselves, not like the Big-G even watches that show. lol
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-06-29 19:33:23 +0000 UTC]
That's true but in the end, they will all ultimately lose anyway so why try?! There is no way in hell the evas could EVER beat Godzilla and that's that! End of story! Whoever thinks otherwise is either extremely desperate to save there case or they have no real knowledge of the Big G! Either way, failure is eminent for them!
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MakaylaSanWins In reply to NamelessManic [2010-01-22 22:10:05 +0000 UTC]
XD No, I wasn't going to say what happened in the last episode, I was going to say what happened in the movie.
In the movie, an Eva Unit makes all life on earth explode into Tang. I know it sounds far-fetched, but it's true.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2012-05-30 20:13:57 +0000 UTC]
Godzilla has survived worse by far, your efforts are futile!
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NamelessManic In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2010-01-22 23:35:21 +0000 UTC]
*Thinking* Never did see the movie, the last episode just ruined it for me. Hmm... I guess that's impressing. But you know the only reason Godzilla doesn't destroy the world is because it would mean no more buildings to destroy.
Wait a minute! How the hell does something blow up into a Beverage! XD
Fufufu Even if you do destroy the world that doesn't mean Godzilla is gone.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-05-30 20:15:01 +0000 UTC]
Exactly! He's far from done!
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-06-29 19:37:30 +0000 UTC]
Jolly good sure! But from what I know, god mode unit 01 turned all life on Earth to dust basically, it didn't destroy the planet. First, why would a god destroy all life on Earth?! Doesn't really make any sense and also, again, that doesn't mean Godzilla is finished. Even if he was, MIRACULOUSLY, beaten, he would just regenerate with more power, more knowledge of his enemy and, most importantly, more rage from his previous defeat! There is just no way they could win! Death to the eva pilots !
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-07-10 22:46:34 +0000 UTC]
Giant Radioactive Highlander!
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-07-11 03:34:47 +0000 UTC]
Exactly! I did managed to learned something else very important to prove our point: Third Impact only created an anti AT Fields which turned all LILITH-BASED life forms to LCL primordial ooze BUT, Gozilla isn't a Lilith-based life form and has no AT Field! Third Impact would just make him laugh! Death to the eva pilots!
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-09-03 05:54:47 +0000 UTC]
lol, interesting fact there.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-09-03 17:09:44 +0000 UTC]
Exactly! Hey, have you check out my Fall of the Evangelions story yet?! I've uploaded the first 6 chapters + the prologue so far and it seems to be my most popular set of deviations yet! It's a REALLY good story, I think you would like it!
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MakaylaSanWins In reply to NamelessManic [2010-01-25 21:30:18 +0000 UTC]
True, but fighting in zero gravity is no easy feat for anything (unless you're Kos-Mos, but that's a different story entirely...)
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2012-05-30 20:15:56 +0000 UTC]
He's fought in space before, your little tin can excuse for a giant robot is still screwed!
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NamelessManic In reply to MakaylaSanWins [2010-01-25 21:55:53 +0000 UTC]
Zeros Gs is fun, your right hard, but fun!
(She is too scary! She might be able to beat Godzilla... maybe!)
lol we're just going off on this aren't we! XD
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-05-31 01:32:34 +0000 UTC]
Here 'emoness' means nothing to the pure might of Godzilla, what you saying?! There is no "...maybe" about it! She's screwed and that's a fact!
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-06-29 18:46:16 +0000 UTC]
You my friend are a wise one.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-06-29 19:18:25 +0000 UTC]
Why thank you! People that believe that the evas could actually beat Godzilla really piss me off so I show them what it mean to REALLY fight Godzilla! Blood's a gonna' fly and it ain't gonna' be the Big G's! Death to the eva pilots
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-07-10 22:43:16 +0000 UTC]
Children in armored faked monsters have no business fighting Big G.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-07-11 03:36:55 +0000 UTC]
Their not even worth calling kaiju; their a waste of Japanese talent! They should have made a Godzilla anime instead! The whole project was a total waste and now Godzilla is gonna' show them what it mean to be 'booted off the team' kaiju style!
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NamelessManic In reply to BurningG-HellOnEarth [2012-09-03 05:54:06 +0000 UTC]
Godzilla anime would be boss. I think america tried that once, it ended badly.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to NamelessManic [2012-09-03 17:07:24 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but it was American anime (no where near as good as the Japanese style) AND they tried it with Zilla and it still turned out decent so think of what a full-on Godzilla anime would be like?!
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MakaylaSanWins In reply to NamelessManic [2010-01-27 20:33:12 +0000 UTC]
XD Yes, but it's been fun though.
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Kaptain-Kefiah In reply to ??? [2008-10-01 14:07:44 +0000 UTC]
however, this battle will be very short. probably, as always, first Asuka will challenges all the universe as his grandpa Adolph(yes, THAT Adolph!) did, and later she'll find a very original way to be defeated(see Zeruel or the EVA series). later "God" has (obviously) destroyed the EVA 02, he has "miracled" the annoying german girl, so she made herself implode for anger to be again defeated and by the implosion borned King Ghidorah, annoying and Nazist as his mother.
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Xodgazalli In reply to ??? [2008-06-29 07:19:20 +0000 UTC]
Based on the size and appearance of Godzilla in this, it looks like you are using Final Wars Godzilla...
If so, Unit 02 is pretty screwed.
FW Godzilla can do some pretty insane crap. If there is any godzilla whcih can rip through an EVA, it would be FW Godzilla.
FW Godzilla
-100 Meters Tall
-55K Tons
-Scales Tougher than Diamonds
-Enough Physical Strength to toss a 30k Kaiju into the sunset.
-A breath weapon capable of blasting a meteor out of space, and capable of killing MOST Kaiju in a single blast.
vs
EVA Unit 02
-Around 40 Meters tall.
-Has a Weaponized AT Field.
-Prog Knife and Spike Launchers designed for Anti-Angel combat.
All and all, I gotta say Godzilla has this one in the bag. Even IF his breath weapon is incapable of breaking through the AT field (which CAN be broken through using powerful enough weapons), nothing that Unit 02 has could do any real damage to Godzilla.
Oh yeah, and AWESOME job on the picture.
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BurningG-HellOnEarth In reply to Xodgazalli [2012-05-31 01:48:36 +0000 UTC]
Good statistics and your absolutely right, FW Godzilla totally has this one in the bag! He beat down three monsters at once that were and still are way stronger than that overgrown tin can excuses for a Japanese defender. If you want a JSDF or a GDF to stop Godzilla, go for Kiryu, not this waste of funds!
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Viethra-Schepherd In reply to Xodgazalli [2008-12-07 23:44:20 +0000 UTC]
If she had an S2 engine and the lance of lnginus, but sadly, she doesn't.
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