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Artist's Comments: Well, here's a colorized picture of something that only 19 people looked at and nobody commented on when it was black and white. The original picture was hand-drawn in pencil then, through no particular ease as I'm sure many of you can empathize, scanned into a photshop knock-off. The colors were done with simple paint bucket fills and I didn't retrace my lead line art because it seemed strong enough on its own. Of course, the main reason this isn't propery "inked" is because last time I did that with a computer, it made the characters look too rigid (and took WAY too long for my interests). Not a bad pic from my early work. Not a great one but not my worst. Of course, "not bad" by my standards is clearly deplorable. It's a shame that a lot the truly credible artists aren't as interested in this as I am else we'd see something that ACTUALLY looks like Cream beating up Tails.Story: When viewing anything I've drawn, especially regarding Sonic characters, a certain degree of suspension of disbelief is required, or else nothing makes sense. In the case of Tails and Cream, Tails typically maintains is overly kind personality but can seldom fly or even open a jar of pickles for himself. Cream, on the other hand, can fly, run, and bench press well over twice her own weight and abuses those around her she deems weaker than herself.
Tails is leaving school, heart racing because he knows a certain rabbit likes to "play" with him at this time of day. Tails gets to the end of the playground and is just a stone's throw away from the safe haven of his house. He's essentially in the clear. He takes a second to manage his near-explosive heartbeat and stop his hands from shaking. Releasing a huge sigh, he takes a step forward. In just a second his foot will be on international soil and will be a free man...boy.
"Hey Meat!" a voice as shrill and sweet-sounding as any little girl could hope to be calls out in as mean a tone as any boy could hope to attain.
Tails stops in place as if he hit an invisible wall as sweat soaks his fur from top to bottom and his heart all but jumps out of his chest. His body shaking, Tails starts to turn around but abruptly finds his back against a wall, a single hand pinning him in place without effort. Following the arm to its source, Tails' lip quivers and tears started welling in his eyes as they unfortunately came to a little red dress.
"Up here!" the feminine but all-too intimidating voice beckoned.
Reluctantly lifting his head, Tails came face-to-face with terror itself: Cream the Rabbit, a girl two years his junior but at least ten pounds his superior.
Grinning her semi-fanged teeth, Cream stared right through Tails' face and saw his very soul shivering before her. She felt his heart racing in her palm. She could see why so many people considered this pathetic wimp "cute." She wasn't sure if she should pity him for his innocence or hate him for his weakness. Who cares? He's entirely too fun to judge.
"C-C-Cream..." Tails barely forced out of his throat. "...I d-d-don't have any money...Can you l-l-let me go?"
"Meat," Cream replied, her voice now a hybrid of girlish charm and demonic intent. "When has this ever been about money? Now where should I start? The face or the stomach?"
As Cream pondered where to begin her "playdate," she held Tails in place without trying, the fox having learned by now not to try to get away.
Writer's Comment: Okay...What you just read (bless you if you actually did) was semi-intended/semi-run-away nightmare. Having been inspired by phenomenal (though presumably retired) artist Silvervest, I decided that my pictures would be immeasurably improved with lengthy and detailed backstories, to help set the mood and distract you from my sub-par talents as an artist. About half-way through, however, I really got into it and wanted to try to flex my prose muscle (I draw for fun every 20th Blue Moon but I really want to be a writer). I also have a bad tendency to talk WAY too much if somebody doesn't tell me to shut up.
Well, hopefully I didn't give anybody nightmares with my terrible artwork or creepy devotion to writing details. For what it's worth, I'm a gigantic Tails fan (as I've disclaimed in my other pictures) so don't take this as "anti-Tails" but rather as utilizing Tails' best assets and proving that even with Cream around, he's the quintessential kid in the Sonic series. Hopefully SOMEBODY will at least comment on this...
Miles "Tails" Prower and Cream the Rabbit are copyrighted characters of Sega and Sonic Team.
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Comments: 284
Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to ??? [2011-02-19 05:48:50 +0000 UTC]
Good point. As we all know, every Japanese person's power level is over 9000, so one would only assume that their wrestlers have even higher levels that most dare not to think about.
Ha ha ha ha! I love that movie! But how do rabbits stack up to this? [link]
Thank you very much. I'm glad you like it. ~Desfinity is working on a sequel to that picture. I'll have to give you the link once they finish it.
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sonicsREALnumber1fan In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-02-20 08:19:05 +0000 UTC]
Indeed. Their levels are too high for the human mind to comprehend.
Is it a good movie? I haven't seen it all, just that bunny clip. Hmm.... I dunno, its pretty close. Now, if them AND the rabbits teamed up... Then we would have a freaking awesome Sonic boss fight...
Yoooou're welcome! Ok, please do!
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonicsREALnumber1fan [2011-02-20 22:27:50 +0000 UTC]
I've only seen that Monty Python production but I thought it was hilarious. I recommend seeing it if you ever get the chance. The only downside is that the ending is a very abrupt disappointment.
I think it would take more than just Sonic, or even Super Sonic, to fight off a Japanese Rabbit. If Cream ever snapped one day, they would need every character that was ever in the series to fight her at once and they'd still lose!
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sonicsREALnumber1fan In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-02-23 08:52:45 +0000 UTC]
Haha, ok, I'll take your word for it and check it out when I get bored. And heck, what ending ISN'T a disappointment these days?
Oh snap... She could go all Dark Cream or something and destroy the world. Not even the Ultimate Lifeform could stop her! Dark Cream VS. Hyper Vanilla... Who would win that one?
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonicsREALnumber1fan [2011-02-24 05:47:56 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but that movie was made before cinema started going downhill, so its bad ending is even more surprising when you see it. I don't remember how long the movie is though, so I don't know how much time you'd have to set aside for it.
I'd imagine Hyper Vanilla would send Dark Cream to her room without desert, so Hyper Vanilla. Then, somehow, the world would explode. If you like Dark Cream, check out this little monstrosity ~Desfinity and I concocted: [link]
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sonicsREALnumber1fan In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-02-24 06:41:07 +0000 UTC]
True. 'Sup with cinema nowadays, anyway? I haven't seen a good movie in FOREVER. They just running outta ideas, or what?
AHA! But what if Dark Cream just ate Cheese? MONSTROSITY!? THATS NOT A MONSTROSITY, THATS EPIC FRIGGIN WIN!!
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonicsREALnumber1fan [2011-02-25 04:43:21 +0000 UTC]
Like Broadway, cinema is now just using popular stories from TV, comic books, novels or re-making older movies to attract large crowds. Once the crowd is there, not much else goes into the movie. It's all about making money now, not art.
I suppose she could do that. But Cheese would have donned his Metarex armor by then, so he wouldn't go without a fight.
Awesome. If you liked that, check this out: [link]
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sonicsREALnumber1fan In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-02-25 07:05:47 +0000 UTC]
Well said. I'd like to see Pokemon Adventures get turned into an anime, but I'm afraid of what the dub would turn into, its not like anybody cares... So yeah, everything is about money these days... Keh.
Yeah, Cheese was the real leader of the Metarex. Lucas/Dark Oak was just his slave to do his bidding and take the fall.
Oh snap! The detailing on that is really awesome! However... I'm alone and listening to the Ghost Hunt OST, so I'm getting a little freaked out... LOL! BUT, thats still really cool... I like her tongue. Bwahaha.
(Gets a Cross and prepares to run to my room)
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonicsREALnumber1fan [2011-03-10 07:50:02 +0000 UTC]
Sorry for the late response (I think this is the last one I have to say this...).
Dubs are especially bad with corporate influences. Aside from debatable bad voice acting, some companies will strip a work of all of its cultural influences and significant themes if they don't think it is right for their audience. What could have been a beautiful movie can get turned into a cheap commercial very easily. Of course, dubbing is just one part of a much larger problem. "Pokemon Adventures..." Wasn't that the one with the Pokemon Rangers? ...Great. Now I wanna see "Mighty Morphin' PokeRangers."
Heh heh heh. I'll take your paranoia as a compliment. I'm glad you like the drawing (wish I could draw like that). I was RPing with someone, on this very picture, when somehow, I came up with the idea to turn Cream into a demon. I don't remember how, but I wound up showing ~Desfinity my description and he drew it up. Ever since, Cream has never looked innocent in our eyes.
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sonicsREALnumber1fan In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-03-12 21:59:57 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, like the rice ball-to-jelly-donut. There are some really good dubs though, like Wolf's Rain, Death Note, Ghost Hunt, and so on. Ghost Hunt was very well dubbed, they even left the parts where they SAY they're in Japan and stuff. Oh, nope, Pokemon Adventures is a Manga about Red, Blue, and the other protagonists and rivals of the games, along with some original charcacters for the story. In my opinion, its better than the anime, and I think Adventures has been around longer. Its darker than most Pokemon stories, with blood and occasional cussing (Cussing depends on which traslation you're reading). Its worth checking out.
[link] A pretty good example of my point.
Oh, good, haha. Oh, RPing is awesome for coming up with stuff. Yeah, I'll never look at her being innocent again, either...
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonicsREALnumber1fan [2011-03-12 23:05:13 +0000 UTC]
I remember that line. When I was a kid, and did not know what "Japan" was (God bless those in need now), I remember thinking, "That's a donut?" But you have a point. Commercialism, despite its negative aspects, has its benefits too. Most of my inspiration to write came from merchandise-minded series like "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," "Power Rangers" (and more recently, "Super Sentai"), "Spider-Man" and "Batman" (granted, the latter is normally played with the straightest face and comes off as the least desperate). Commercialization can actually help culture when the dubs (both coming into and coming from a nation) accurately portray the norms and philosophies of their sources by spreading them to new lands and educating people (hence why America is so ga-ga over Japan [again, God bless them in their time of need] and why the rest of the world is addicted to American media). I think the worst examples of commercialization is in its effects on cinema. Movies today are almost all sequels, re-makes or based on older movies or are based on anything from novels to video game manuals. The cost of professional movie production has crippled artistic thought to the point that producers are only willing to go with ideas that they know for a fact can make money. As a result, the movies today tend to stink or are just unoriginal. The same thing happens today on American prime time, but that's another story.
I think I remember reading about "Pokemon Adventures." Wasn't Mewtwo a major character at some point in time, starting off as a villain and then eventually helping Red when bigger bad guys came up? From what I've read about it, the series sounds pretty cool. Better yet, it doesn't have that infernal Pikachu to muck things up...Too bad there's no Jesse, James and Meowth though...
Did...that Charmeleon just cut an Arbok open...? Creepy. Though, this looks like "Pokemon" being played the way it always should have been: violent, dangerous and cruel. It never made sense to me how "Yu-Gi-oh" and "Bakugan," two series about recreational past-times, could have villains that want to take over the world, but "Pokemon," a series with giant, laser-spitting monsters, always settled for slice-of-life distractions and idiot villains (though, again, Jesse, James and Meowth are okay in my book).
Nyeh heh heh heh...But seriously, thank you for your review of Demon Cream. We've come to really like her and in any event, she's certainly a lot more interesting than regular Cream!
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sonicsREALnumber1fan In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-03-17 08:48:21 +0000 UTC]
Heheh, I think I had the same reaction. Oh, I didn't know you wrote? The rest of the world watches stuff from here in America? I actually didn't know that. I haven't seen a (decent) original movie in a really long time. Most prime time does suck. The only one I guess you could consider "Prime Time" I watch would be "Ghost Adventures", and even that show is starting to slip.
Yeah, during the first chapter. Red and Pika caught it in a Masterball and it laster helped against Giovanni and Deoxys in the fifth chapter.
Sure did. I agree, Pokemon could be such a darker, more interesting francise if they played it right. The anime seems to be getting better, with the new season, Team Rocket has become much more serious and actually completes their missions.
No prob, and she certainly is! Regular Cream was oookay in her debut when she rescued Vanilla, but she started losing character after that.
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Desfinity In reply to ??? [2011-02-10 00:16:28 +0000 UTC]
Just coming back to the good old days here. This story doesn't send shivers up my spine anymore, but instead it makes me grin maniacally to myself. I seem to take some joy in Tail's suffering now. Not too sure why. Though I'm thinking the time is coming quite soon for me to fulfill that promise I made to you last year. I'm thinking it is coming very soon.
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to Desfinity [2011-02-10 06:35:13 +0000 UTC]
Is my writing really still good after all this time? I haven't read the story myself for a while but I'm honored it can still hold your interest. As for your unexpected lust for Tails' suffering...I suppose my fancies have a way of tempting other peoples' minds...
neh heh heh heh...Heh Heh Heh Heh...HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAH!
Promise? What pro...Oh no. You mean that promise!? Egad man, do you think the world is ready for it!?
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Desfinity In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-02-11 01:37:29 +0000 UTC]
Yes, I would say your writing still haunts me, er inspires me to this day. As for the promise, I'm really starting to consider I'm ready. Right now in my art class I'm drawing a realistic version of Nathan Drake. If it looks good, I think I'll be ready to do anything by then.
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to Desfinity [2011-02-11 04:57:26 +0000 UTC]
Wowzers. I'm glad I can be of such use to you. Now if only I could inspire myself to write...
Really? Wowzers! That'd be awesome on an unparalleled level if you did it, no pressure that is. As for the Nathan Drake picture, good luck on it. Drawing a realistic picture of an already realistic character is gonna be tough. I'd have started with someone like Jean-Luc Piccard, as he's bald and relatively flat in his uniform, but I definitely wanna see how you handle Drake when you're done.
I wish I had a drawing class when I was in school. A class I had was supposed to incorporate drawing and book binding (the reasons I joined it), but it wound up focusing solely on jewelry and metal crafts.
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Desfinity In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-02-16 01:38:35 +0000 UTC]
Yeah... about Drake... There was a bad accident. Working on this at school, and it was on big paper, which would not fit in my scanner, so I would have no idea how to put on DA here... Anyway, another student was testing paint, and well, long story short, it got over my drawing, and it was ruined. So I had to be rid of it. I don't plan on restarting it either. It did not look that great anyway.
A class with drawing that you didn't draw? Those people are monsters!
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to Desfinity [2011-02-18 06:04:32 +0000 UTC]
...Oh...God...SHISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's so sad to hear, it physically hurts. Sorry you had to endure that fate. Were you doing that as part of a project or just for fun?
Yeah. In retrospect, I regret going to that class. I made an awesome t-shirt in there, but it was in no way what I signed up for. I was hoping to learn something about binding books to help me with my comic books.
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Desfinity In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2011-02-24 00:54:42 +0000 UTC]
It was a project and fun. Though I'm not too worried about it. I jumped back on my horse and started something else. It's on the same size paper, and this time I'm drawing my art teacher. Creepy it sounds but it's going to be a poster of her enforcing the class rules. I'm doing this because I'm sick to death of kids coming in the back room to bug me while I'm working. I'm not doing this because my art teacher is a beautiful woman.
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to Desfinity [2011-02-24 05:27:17 +0000 UTC]
Oh. Too bad you have to start the project all over. Well, the new idea sounds better anyhow. It'll give you more creative freedom than having to do something completely realistic. Good luck with it!
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daisygirl123 In reply to ??? [2011-01-16 06:43:20 +0000 UTC]
If You Commit tails abuse this is my massage and DIE Bye
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to daisygirl123 [2011-01-16 22:29:53 +0000 UTC]
Teeheehee. Outraged fans are the best, aren't they?
I have a few pictures you'd hate but I have someone drawing up something for me I think you'll like. I'll have to link you to it when it's done.
Thanks for the comment. It shows that people are actually listening to me. And welcome to DeviantArt! I hope you enjoy your time here.
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daisygirl123 In reply to ??? [2011-01-16 06:38:40 +0000 UTC]
Me:Amy can i barrow your hammer *Takes* Thanks *runs*
Cream:Mwa hahaha
Me:Super store guy i need a match *Catches amys hammer on fire and makes EVIL face*
Tails:HELP
Cream:No use Sonic cant swim
Me:*Approches cream Swiftly and quitly*Bye Cream *Smashes and Burns*
Everybody but cream:Yay
Me:*Give amy back hammer*
Amy:Why are you giving me Choarcle
Me:Its Your hammer Bye!*Runs*
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to daisygirl123 [2011-01-16 23:42:16 +0000 UTC]
(Cream's ashes gather and form the shape of her body. Two beige wings violently push out from the sculpture. As the ash falls to the ground, Cream is revealed, revived and in-tact, eyes closed. She begins sweating all over, her fur dampening as black claws tear through her gloves. She starts chuckling to herself but bursts into full-blown laughter when her newly-developed fangs prove too big to keep her mouth closed. Her eyes finally open, showing the cornea to be black as coal, her irises white and soulless and thick, white veins coursing through her eyes.)
Demon Cream: Revenge...SHALL BE MINE!
Welcome to LEVEL 2!
(Sorry for the lengthy retort; Demon Cream is a running gag I have with another user here. We have a pics of her: [link] and [link] . Funny side note, I first came up with this idea responding to a comment in this very picture. Cyclical much?)
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sonic85757 In reply to ??? [2010-02-13 04:02:24 +0000 UTC]
CosmoShoots Cream)GET AWAY FROM MY TAILS,YOU JERK!!!!
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-02-13 06:02:27 +0000 UTC]
(Cream catches the projectile in her mouth then shoots it out her hand at Cosmo.)
Cream: Get your own victim!
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-02-16 03:31:33 +0000 UTC]
Me:Why Can't You Two Get Some Counseling,Or Some Anger Management Courses,Or...
Cream And Cosmo:SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!
Tails:Someone Help Me
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-02-16 05:44:25 +0000 UTC]
Me: Man...I make messed up pics. Alright, everyone back in character. Cream, let go of Tails.
(Cream swallows my head Yoshi style before strangling Tails. Cosmo tries to pry her arms off but to no avail. I fall over dead.)
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-02-17 03:16:04 +0000 UTC]
Me: O.K,You Know What?That's It!!(Gets Out Sword) Cream,Cough Up The Head And Let Go Of Tails Before I Have To Kill You. Tails,Cosmo Get Some Freakin' Weight Training Or Something
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-02-20 03:24:26 +0000 UTC]
Cream: YOURS WILL BE A SLOW AND MISERABLE DEATH! I SHALL LAUGH IN YOUR EARS, SPIT IN YOUR EYES AND DANCE ON YOUR SPINE AS MAGGOTS EAT YOUR STILL-LIVING FLESH!
(Cream's head turns around like the girl's from "The Excorsist" before disappearing in a flash of fire. I grow three heads in place of the one I lost.)
Me: ...Man, I gotta get lobotomized or something. My imagination's creepy.
(Tails and Cosmo get knocked over by a gust of wind.)
Another Me Head : ...Repetitive too.
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-02-20 03:51:51 +0000 UTC]
Me:If I Can Defeat A Giant Demon Dragon,I Can Kill You!!!But First (Takes Out Cell Phone And Dials Number) Yo,Sonic.Yeah,I Didn't Call To Chat,I Need You To Come Down With Amy,Shadow,Knuckles,And Any Of Your Other Friends,Oh,And Bring The Chaos Emeralds Too.(Hangs Up)
Youut,Cant Cream Just...
Me:Say Another Word Untill I Put My Plan In Effect,And I'll Incase You In Ice!!
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sonic85757 In reply to sonic85757 [2010-02-20 04:49:46 +0000 UTC]
Meops.Note To Self,Get Longer Attenetion Spand.(Takes Out Phone Again) Hey Sonic,False Alarm.But Since Cream Is Somehow Possesed By The Nine Tailed Fox Demon, Give Me A Call If You See Her Again.(Hangs Up)
Ok Now,First, To Get You Two Home... CHAOS CONTROL!!!!(Zap Tails And Cosmo)
Now,To Get You Back To Being Human. Uhh...Your Name Is Sean,Right?
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-02-20 21:14:33 +0000 UTC]
Me: Kinda sort of. It's a clever anagram I use to disguise my true identity.
Me Head 2: I rearranged the letters to form the word "Sean."
You : What was the name originally?
Me Head 3: ...Sean.
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-02-23 02:45:08 +0000 UTC]
Me:Yeah,That's What I Thought.Now We Just Have To Take Down Cream Before She Gets To Anyone Else
You:How Do Either Of Us Do That?
Me:Think.How Can You Stop An Evil Six Year Old Girl?
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-02-25 02:15:43 +0000 UTC]
Me 1: I know! We'll get a boy her age to kiss her! Then she'll explode!
Me 2: That only worked in "Powerpuff Girls..." and the genders were reversed.
Me 3: I know! We'll get a stack of dynamite her age to kiss her! Then she'll explode!
(Me 1 and Me 2 stare at Me 3 blankly.)
Me 1: ...What?
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-02-25 02:37:58 +0000 UTC]
Me:What?!No,We Rat Her Out To Her Mother.
You 1,2,And 3:THAT'S STUPID!!!
Me:Hey,Even Demons Obey The Being That Created Them.Once Shes Been Caught,I'll Come In And Rip The Demon Out Of Her Body.
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-02-27 23:28:37 +0000 UTC]
Me 1: Yeah, right. Like a little kid's gonna listen to their parent. I mean, that's like saying that molasis flows slow.
Me 2: Or that yellow bananas are ripe.
Me 3: Or (insert funny 3rd thing here).
Me 1: Well, we can't think of a better idea, as sad as that is, so I GUESS we'll have to go with yours.
Me 3: I still wanna bring some dynamite. Just in case.
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-02-28 03:08:17 +0000 UTC]
Me:Good Point.Well,Looks Like We'll Need Some Sort Of Bait To Coax Her Out.What Could We Use As Bait?
You 1:How About Using Sonic?
Me:No,You're Thinking Of Amy
You 2:A Chaos Emerald?
Me:Rouge
You 3:I Know,Tails
Me:Mabey,But Cream Already Gave Him His Daily Beating.Besides,For Him To Do That For Us,We'd Have To Take Cosmo Hostage
All Three Of Your HeadsLooking At Me)
Me:Aww,Hell.I'll Be Right Back(Teleports,Than Comes Back With Cosmo Tied Up)I Hope This Works.Oh,And Bannanas Are Ripe When There Yellow,Molasses Is Slow,And We Don't Need Any Dynamite.I Brought A Rocket Launcher With Me
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-03-05 03:49:15 +0000 UTC]
Me 1: Wait, all that jazz about bananas and crap are true? Huh...maybe that bull-crap theory of yours about kids listening to their parents has some merrit too.
Me 2: Not likely though. For now, we're better off sticking with this incredibly convaluted plot.
Me 3: Hold everything!
You: What?
Me 3: Who's the plant person there?
(Everyone stares at Me 3 with disgust...even Cosmo, who has no idea what's going on.)
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-03-06 18:55:47 +0000 UTC]
Me:I'll Explain It Later.now All We Have To Do Is Wait For...(Tails Comes In With A Sparan Laser)
Tails:Give Cosmo Back,Or You're Dead!!!
Meerfect.Oh Cream,Guess Who I Found?
CreamComes In A Giant Fire)At Last,Now I Shall Have My Revenge On You,And Steal Your Power!!!
Me:I Dont Think So.REAPERS CLAW!! (Hand Glows Purple And Strikes It Into Cream's Chest.Then Pulls The Demon Out Of Her Body) Well,Well.I Have You Now
Demon:You Fool,In Order To Seal Me Away,You'll Need A Different Body,And There Arent Any Around,And A Demon Is Already Sealed Within You.MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Meh,Right.(Looks Over At You)I Know(Casts A Spell And You Were Split Into Three)
You 1:Yay!!I'm Not A Three Headed Freak Anymore!!!
You 2:Thanks.But Why?
You 3:I'm Lost Now.Why Dont We Just Blow Him Up?
MeSeals The Demon In You 3)Well,Thats Over.And That Wouldn't Have Worked Anyway
You 1:How Did You Do All That Stuff,Anyway?
Me:It's A Long Story.
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-03-11 18:03:27 +0000 UTC]
Me 3 : FOOLS! YOUR SOULs ARE CAVERNS OF UGLINESS AND I HATE YOUR FACES STRAIGHT TO HECK!
Me 2 : My God, the overwhelming stupidity the third Me is affecting the demon!
Me 1 : What do you mean third "you?" I'm the original!
Me 2 : No you're not! I was the prime and I re-grew my head after Cream ate the old one. I cloned you and had you come out first just to make sure it was safe for me to come out.
Me 1 : So...I'm a clone?
Me 2 : Yep. A soulless, pointless clone. When you die, you won't have an afterlife. Have fun with that.
(Tails tries to untie Cosmo but somehow gets himself tied and gagged with her. Cream picks up his Spartan Laser and points it at him and Cosmo.)
Cream: Pretty toy Mr. Tails...What's this button do?
(Cosmo and Tails panic and try to escape can't go anywhere.)
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-03-16 00:40:05 +0000 UTC]
(Sorry It's So Long.The Warrior Thing Was For Fun.I Got Carried Away)
Meops.I Forgot About That.I'll Fix It(Snaps Fingers,And All Three Clones Become One)There,Youre Will And Intelligence Should Be Tripled.
You:Thanks Again
Me:Cream,That's Not A Toy.That's A Dangerous Weapon.(Take The Spartan Laser)With A Lousy Firing Rate. Now You Three Run Along.Tails,Cosmo,You May Need To Bail Cream Out
Cosmo:Why's That?
Me:Cream's Mother Found Out About This Whole Crazy Thing
Cream:What?! How?
You:She Probably Heard Tails Scream Like A Little Girl
Tails:Hey!
You:Sorry
(The Three Of Them Go Off To Prove Creams Innocence,While I Read A Text Message That I Received Earlier On)
Me:Well Whadaya Know.
You:What
Me:That Was A Text From A Friend Of Mine Saying That The Prophets Say You're One Of The Ancient Warriors
You:I'm A WHAT!?!
Me:Allow Me To Explain. There Are Eight Ancient Warriors That Fought Against An Dark Force Long Ago.They Managed To Seal The Darkness Away,Until A Couple Months Back.And So Far We Have Already Found Six,Including Myself.
You:So....That's How You Did All That Stuff?
Me:Yep.I'm The Warrior Of Water.(Takes Out Two Unusual Amulets,One Blue And One Silver)These Amulets Are Proof.We Always Wear Them.They Grant Whoever Wears Them The Power Of The Corresponding Warrior
You:So That Means That...
Me:That's Right(Gives Him The Silver Amulet)You're One Of Us.Sean,The Warrior Of Steel
You:This Is All Really Wierd And Confusing.
Me:That's What I Fist Thought.
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-03-17 20:10:50 +0000 UTC]
(Let me know if anything I said here messes with what you were going for.)
(Skin becomes coated in steel.)
Me: Woah...I'm like Colossus. Awesome!...But wait, do we only have powers if we have the amulets? If so, how exactly does that make us special? Couldn't just ANYBODY use the amulets and gain their power?
You: Not neccessarily. The amulets were crafted in the heavens and were given only to those who were deemed worthy of their powers. There wasn't a need for the amulets for many years so they were inactive. When the "Dark Force" was freed, however, the amulets were reactivated and I was given all of them with the mission of finding all those who are worthy of wielding them. I was chosen for the water amulet and you are actually a descendent for the original Warrior of Steel.
Me: So...I got this amulet because I'm related to someone else?
You: Well, if you want to put it that bluntly. But actually-
Me: Sweet! I'm a lazy heir! The world's handed to me on a platter and I do nothing to earn it!...So, this "Dark Force" have a name?
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-03-19 01:48:23 +0000 UTC]
Meh,And The Whole Being Coated In Metal Thing Will Wear Off In A Couple Of Days.And The Dark Force Calls Themselves The "Shadow Gangers". And I Was Just Given A Few Of Them.The Others Got Them Off The Bat.And As Far As I Know,You Were The Desendant Of The Original Ancient Warrior Of Steel.
You:Sweet!
Meut You're Gonna Have The Help Us
You:Not Sweet!
???h,Quit Bitchin',Ya Noob!!
You:What Was That?
(A 14 Year Old Hispanic Boy Dressed Like Alucard From Hellsing Comes In A Burst Of Flame)
Me:Steven,Why Are You Here?
Steven:To See Whe The New Guy Is.
Me:Sean,This Is Steven,The Warrior Of Fire,And My Rival.
You:Hi
Steven:Sup'
You:So,Why Is He Your Rival.Is It Because Your Elements Are Oppsite?
Me:No We've Hated Each Other Since 1st Grade
Steven:And Don't Say Anything For Me Or About Me
Your What?
StevenTakes Out Shotgun And Points It Right At You)Or I'll Blast You F***in Head Off.Deal?
You.k,Deal
Me:Come On.Let's Blow This Joint.Oh,And Before I Forget.If You Don't Help,It Could Be The End Of The World.
You:If It Means Blowing Stuff Up,I'll Help
Me:You Might Be Able To...
You:Yes!
Me:..If You Train Hard Enough
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to sonic85757 [2010-03-25 03:18:51 +0000 UTC]
Me: TRAINING!? Man, we ain't got time for that! We've got a world to save!
You: And you have no idea how to use your powers.
Me: Did Superman train before he beat Lex Luthor the first time!?
You: What do you think "Smallville" was?
Me: Did Batman train before he became Batman!?
You: Yeah! It's all over his origin story!
Me: Did Superman train before he beat Lex Luthor the first time!?
You: You already said that!
Me: We gotta get going. NOW!
(I run out but, unbeknownst to me, we were standing next to a lake. I immediately sink to the bottom of the lake when I step out into it.)
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sonic85757 In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-03-27 01:07:27 +0000 UTC]
(Sorry It's So Long.Two Things.
1.You Can Contribute To This,Like Adding Some Other Bad Guys. I Have All The Warriors Planned Out
2.We Need To Tke This Somwhere Else.We Could Post This On DeviantART)
Meh My God,How Bad Is This Kid
Steven:Holy Crap,Is He Stupid
(An Emo Girl Comes Out From The Shadows)
Me:AHHHHH!!!Alexis, When Are You Going To Stop That? You Know I Hate That
Alexis:Nice To See You Too,Cameron. When Are You Gonna Tell That Crazy Metalhead That We Already Beat The Shadow Ganger's Head Boss.
YouShoots Out Of The Water)WHAT!?!!?
Steven:Yep,He Called You Here For Nothing.Ha Ha!
Me:Up Yours,JackAss!!Well,That's Just The One. Now The Rest Of Them Are Totaly Bent On World Domination.Oh,And This Is Alexis,The Warrior Of Darkness
You:Hey There
Alexis:Hi
You:Then What Are We Supposed To Do?
Meon't Worry.There's Often Something Crazy Going On Around Here.
You:Give Me One Example
(A Scream Off In The Distance,And A Skater Boy Falls Out Of The Sky)
Meh,Hey Jasen
Jasen:That Was Wierd.Hey Man. Who's The Metal Guy?
Me:That Is Sean. Sean,This Is My Friend,Jasen.
You:Hey
Jasen:Sup'
Me:He's Not A Warrior,But He Can Be Useful At Times.
You:Why Did You Fall Out Of The Sky?
Jasen:Heather And Her Psycho Bitch Venom Dragon Threw Me Over Here
You:Who's Heather?
Me:She's This Short Little Emo Bitch With A Giant Dragon Who Tried To Make Everyone Else Emo A Few Weeks Ago.
You:Sounds Like A Hell Of A Time.Well,Lets Do This!!!(A Dragon Lands Behind You)She's Behind Me,Isn't She?
Alexis:Yeah
Me:Why Are You Here?
Heather:I'm Here To Give This Nerd Back.(A Tall,Curly Black Haired Teenage Boy In A Detective's Outfit Is Standing Behind Her) He Asked If I Knew Alexis,And I Gave Him A Lift To You Losers.
Me:Hey,Zech
Zech:Good Day,Everyone.(Jumps Off) Who's This? A New Recruit?
You:I Am Sean,The Warrior Of Steel. And You're Name Is Zech,Correct?
Zech:Yep.Zechariah Jahi,The Teams Researcher. Pleased To Meet You
You:Same Here
(Heather Blast Black Flames At Everyone)
Me:What Are You Doing,You Bitch!?
Heather:I See The Six Of You, And I Only Find It Nessesary To Kill You!!
Me:Alright Everyone,Let's...Huh?
You:Hey,Psycho Bitch.Over Here(Hits Her In The Face With A Hammer,Heather Goes Flying)
Heather:I'll Get You For This!!!!
Me:Wow,That Was Impressive.
Steven:Yeah,Whatever.
You:See,I Don't Need Training.
Me:That's What I Thought. Just Don't Get Cocky, I Did And Nearly Got Killed.
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shalaylex In reply to ??? [2010-01-27 03:26:45 +0000 UTC]
it looks awesome colored did you use photoshop?
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to shalaylex [2010-01-29 23:31:51 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for, what is this, the umpteenth time? Thank you yet again for commenting and faving my work.
I don't have Photoshop itself. I have something called Photostudio. It does all the same things Photoshop does, just with a different name. I used a lasso tool to cut out all of the paper inside Tails and Cream so that I could paint bucket their insides with the appropriate colors.
Glad you like the colored version so much. Looking at it now, even I'm not completley repulsed by it. Thank you once more for commenting and faving.
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shalaylex In reply to Ozz-the-Wanderer [2010-01-29 23:36:02 +0000 UTC]
you're welcome one more question, can you download photostudio ?
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Ozz-the-Wanderer In reply to shalaylex [2010-01-30 20:43:20 +0000 UTC]
I got Photostudio as a program that came with my scanner. I'm sure your can get the program by itself too. Let me know if you need more specific details on it. I didn't think I'd get the program myself, it just popped up the first time I hooked up my scanner.
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