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Published: 2010-09-06 03:43:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 148381; Favourites: 2101; Downloads: 440
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Description If you don't feel like playing Kingdom Days Sim Date , but want to know what happens, then read this. Everything above really happens... seriously.
These are not meant to be jokes. They're seriously what happens.

EDIT: I hope you girls that are commenting "Now I'm going to hit the gym." aren't serious.
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Comments: 822

ChaoticPuffins In reply to ??? [2011-02-12 00:59:51 +0000 UTC]

"I like muscular women" That kills me every time.

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gallowsgambler In reply to ??? [2011-02-11 01:48:27 +0000 UTC]

who's the second to last guy? the one above mr. toko

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pinkee2901 In reply to gallowsgambler [2013-05-26 14:51:42 +0000 UTC]

sakka and i have awnsred this question like 1,000 times

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7Nat In reply to ??? [2011-02-02 06:10:16 +0000 UTC]

If I were to counter "But what if it's salmon? I don't like Salmon..."

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pinkee2901 In reply to 7Nat [2013-05-26 14:52:53 +0000 UTC]

that would be funny i would say "but i dont like fusha ether"

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animelova300 In reply to ??? [2011-01-25 18:41:18 +0000 UTC]

Mr. Toko Lol "I like muscular women!!" XD

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kawaiicara-chan In reply to ??? [2011-01-22 23:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Hah hah~ That's totally what happens!!! Nice work on Kingdom Days by the way~

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animelova300 In reply to ??? [2011-01-22 01:51:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL! This made my day!

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Yeah121 In reply to ??? [2011-01-21 04:03:28 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

So true.

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Britt964 In reply to ??? [2011-01-20 21:27:33 +0000 UTC]

Time to go to the gym! <3 Mr. Toko!

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ErikaKiryu In reply to ??? [2011-01-20 04:19:55 +0000 UTC]

Lol @ Ferris. Real vampires don't sparkle. . . . BUT HOW CAN YOU DEAL WITH YOURSELF? YOU DON'T DRINK BLOOD. THEN WTF DO YOU DRINK? WINE?

. . . . Ian, I don't care if your supposed to kill me. I WANT TO HAVE WOLF BABIES WITH YOU~~ -shot-

Mr. Toko. Go meet Jillian Micheals shes the most muscular women can GET.

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-06 20:48:51 +0000 UTC]

Red wine? TOMATO JUICE WHICH IS YUCKY?

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-07 02:07:42 +0000 UTC]

Lulz. I like red vinagar.

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-07 22:47:56 +0000 UTC]

Red vinagar? I only hear of just vinagar...

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-08 00:28:38 +0000 UTC]

Its a asian thing. I like drinking it.

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-08 02:10:31 +0000 UTC]

OMG mt family dosn't do that... I think.

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-08 02:35:07 +0000 UTC]

No I mean it comes in a bottle from Asia. It looks like blood and it stains easily.

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-08 21:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh.. I can use that for my costume party for halloween.. But the smell is the only problem.

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-09 01:25:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. USE KETCHUP. Lol or artificial blood from a pawn shop.

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-09 01:30:01 +0000 UTC]

LOL Yea But ketchup.. I'll get hungry and yeaaaa, XD

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-09 01:33:54 +0000 UTC]

LOL Just eat the remaining ketchup and the leftover will stain on your clothes. You can also use cherry juice.

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-09 01:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Yea I would suck the cherry juice (Haha get it? Suck? Like a vampire sucks blo- Nevermidn LAME JOKE.) NO OFFENSE NEEDED THX U

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-09 04:26:09 +0000 UTC]

I got the joke. XD

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-09 22:02:50 +0000 UTC]

nAhaha *wipes manly tear*

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-09 22:13:57 +0000 UTC]

Yesh.

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-09 22:16:00 +0000 UTC]

Nah, Just kiddin... Anyhooow.... Im bored as a rock

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-09 22:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Aren't we all?

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-10 00:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Well yeeeaaa....

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-10 02:34:19 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! :3

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-10 02:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Exactly wat?

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-10 02:57:03 +0000 UTC]

What you said! XD

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prettygirl456 In reply to ErikaKiryu [2011-02-10 22:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh

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ErikaKiryu In reply to prettygirl456 [2011-02-10 23:40:20 +0000 UTC]

Yaaaaaaah.

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flagstone45 In reply to ??? [2011-01-17 21:08:45 +0000 UTC]

awesome![link]

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SilentMyst In reply to ??? [2011-01-17 05:27:03 +0000 UTC]

"I like muscular women"
Srsly what IS that thing?!?

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Rocketai In reply to ??? [2011-01-16 23:35:51 +0000 UTC]

Ferris is fuckin' adowable!!

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LionJaw453 In reply to ??? [2011-01-11 02:57:27 +0000 UTC]

i wish they actually said this in the sim date....xD

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Faylinn-Night In reply to ??? [2011-01-05 20:54:54 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. Pure awesome. xDDD -wipes tears from eyes-

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Angel2945668 In reply to ??? [2010-12-29 06:42:13 +0000 UTC]

Wow

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annglacie In reply to ??? [2010-12-20 14:27:44 +0000 UTC]

Who is the silver hair guy? O.o I haven't found him...

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Tikizip In reply to annglacie [2010-12-24 18:00:36 +0000 UTC]

the silver hair dude is Sakka. he is in anime sim date... 2.5 i think? he is the hidden character

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carrot-muncher52 In reply to annglacie [2010-12-21 02:17:56 +0000 UTC]

he's in a previous dating sim, go look through the older sim dates and you shall find him after getting a ton on moolah, i think its dating sim 3.

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annglacie In reply to carrot-muncher52 [2010-12-21 11:58:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh! I remember him now...! Amy has improved a lot in his drawings. I did not recognize him at first glance. (lol)

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cybless31 In reply to ??? [2010-12-18 02:27:29 +0000 UTC]

i like that vamopire lol

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dannyaang4 In reply to ??? [2010-12-13 02:54:59 +0000 UTC]

that's basically the game.
....oh crap i forgot who the second to last one was

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CoolDrawing In reply to ??? [2010-12-09 12:28:03 +0000 UTC]

what the bloody hell lolololol

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IdiotButler In reply to ??? [2010-12-08 03:33:57 +0000 UTC]

And all this sums it up. Great job. 8DD

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sierra-rocketship In reply to ??? [2010-12-06 07:38:36 +0000 UTC]

I think I just peed..

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zoelola9898 In reply to ??? [2010-12-06 00:06:31 +0000 UTC]

where is sakka?

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Blueyblue66 In reply to ??? [2010-12-05 18:30:41 +0000 UTC]

The vamp is my fav character even if he will kill me by drinking my blood. Ok?!

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