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Pacthesis — Kingdom Days in a nutshell
Published: 2010-09-06 03:43:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 148381; Favourites: 2101; Downloads: 440
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If you don't feel like playing Kingdom Days Sim Date , but want to know what happens, then read this. Everything above really happens... seriously.These are not meant to be jokes. They're seriously what happens.
EDIT: I hope you girls that are commenting "Now I'm going to hit the gym." aren't serious.
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My parents stared at me because I was laughing so hard.
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Ferris is NOT a Vampire! He's A FAIRY! He's just Overgrown!
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I think the Priest is a pretty cool guy :3
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Ummmm....I'm not going to hit the gym.
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"It's f***ing fuschia, OKAY?" Lewis's face XD
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AHHAHAHHAHAAHA!!! XD I'm dying from laughing to much!!! XDD BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!
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Well Sakka, at least your hair colour matches your age now~~ :3 [PFFFFF]
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I laughed so hard I cried.
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Wow.......umm.......Mr. Toko aren't you suppose to be with Xoala?..........the two are meant to be
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I loved that game but I want to know......HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THE VAMPIRE OUT OF THE COFFIN?!?!?!?!
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You go to the church or where ever that preist egg thing is and he gives you the angle thing and you do he does... somthing with it. then, you go to the coffin and you see it is open. hope this helps. and, more importantly, i hope you understand wut i said.=_= it wuz kinda confusing.
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Read the quote on the coffin-
It hints that you get the glass angel from the store and get Mr. Toko to put it in the heart crest thing :3
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Ooooooh. I knew it had SOMETHING to do with the glass angel. Thanks!
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ahhh ferris looks so clueless
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'Sorry. I'm not a cat.... or a 'Lance Dalton''. I'm just supposed to kill you LOL.
That really made my day xD
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Lmao ''I'm a lame vampire that doesnt drink human blood ... or sparkle. Im not a real vampire am I?''
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lol i think toko needs a therapist like i do lol the nut house is fun
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Thanks really made my day after crying my eyes out :3 Thanks Amy
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'Its f*cking Fuchsia'
xDDD
AAHAHAHAAAA
I will never get over that.
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Can't. Stop. Laughing! Lol! HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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OMFGTINRONDFWMGATWE
THIS MADE ME LOL ANAHGAHHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
that means ^:
oh
my
fighting [NOTICE]
god
that
is
now
rolling
on
the
dirty
floor
with
Mrs.
God
and
the
whole
earth
THIS SERIOUSLY MADE ME LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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*starts drawing hearts and writing, "The Future Mrs. Sexy-blond-non-sparkly-vampire"*
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I want to be apart of the Royal Douchebag Family!
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the guy is sakka you know from ASD 2.5
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the guy is sakka from ASD 2.5 its also a game made by pacthesis
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oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
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I want to be Mrs.DoucheBag plz......derp
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LLLLloOoooooLLLLLLLLLLLLL FAIL ALLL JK JuST lol
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LOL, i love it
I'm pretty much in tears because of this. xD
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...
-bursts out laughing, because it's all true-
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"Here, have some flowers. Also, I'm a douchebag."
And that is how you properly court a girl. *shot*
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I'm totally going to hit the gym naoz! -is very serious-
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Why does Mr.Toko like muscular women?
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XD Daniel looks like he has rabies lol. luv it.
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I have played the game and this is funny.
Its a great game and this is awesome.
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*reads edit note* no we will not hit the gym, it's too much effort to get laid. We'll just take steroids ^_^
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I was playing Kingdom Days at KetsukiOokami's house..
I claimed Daniel, then she played and claimed Ian...
Then she wanted Ferris, but messed up so bad that she just went to the last day and picked Lewis for teh lulz.
Then she took Ferris.
We then noticed that Lewis resembles Terry from "Project Toaster," and since I LOVED ME SOME TERRY I announced I would claim Lewis.
Then I remembered that Ket took him, so the only person left was Joseph...
I'm like "THANKS. STICK ME WITH KING DOUCHEBAG."
And when I ended with him, I got the random thought "DOES THIS MAKE ME QUEEN DOUCHEBAG?"
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Well, Daniel as a zombie is iffy there, but I guess it would count. He's like half ghost half zombie...AND FERRIS IS NOT LAME! REAL VAMPIRES DON't SPARKLE!!! And Ian is so cute -giggles-
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