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Published: 2011-02-28 03:33:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 749; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 8
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Human: "Muff, can I have the dish-drainer back?"Muffin:
Hmmm ... where do I put the dishes now?
Muffin. 1+ years. Female ♀
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So true! So true! This is now Muffin's tray ...
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Awe! The places that Muffins can get themselvesinto! XD
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If they fit ... and even if they don't!
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HAHAHA! One size fits none!
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One size to fit them all!
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Fine, then! I'll just put you in the dishwasher!
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"My box now, Stay out, human, or you'll be sorry!"
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ah yes, first there was the laundry basket, then the linen closet, the intray, the tupperware .... the cats take over everything!
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But first, your heart!
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What's that saying, about cats leaving little pawprints all over your heart? 
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ahhh ... and on your head as well?!?! We are hopeless at any sort of discipline, so they really do climb all over our heads - both literally and figuratively!
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Well, my cat has never walked on my head, but she has slept on it! Back when I first got her, I woke up one night with a strange fuzzy feeling on my scalp. It was warm and kind of heavy, and I was having nightmares about being attacked by one of those ST:TOS brain parasite things. But it was just my cat sleeping on my head.
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Sigh, cats don't care where you have to put the dishes...
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Indeed! nor where you put the linen [link] [link] nor the incoming mail [link]
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Muffin: "Dishes? Unless said dishes have catfood on them you will not be putting them here."
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Well, that's an interesting bed! XD Just her size, too!
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Yeah, indeed! and in the meantime, the dishes are drying on a towel spread on the dining-table! It's amazing how many household items the cats can lay claims to ... somewhere I have a pic of a laundry basket that isn't holding any laundry no more!
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One of my cats recently threw up in a laundry basket full of freshly cleaned clothes... 
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Ohhh ... we are talking throw-up horror stories, eh? 
Recently, the technician came to service our washing machine ... and he said that in his few years as a Miele technician, he had never seen a washing machine of a similar age that had so many hours clocked!! [The technician plugs his notebook into the machine, and is able to read all sorts of data about the machine! All very high-tech to me.]
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