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phantom-inker — Day Two: 'Signs'

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Published: 2019-05-26 16:00:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 11883; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 58
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There are so many ways to interpret this, and all of them are really, really wrong.


Signs Series:
- Signs
- Signs, Signs
- Everywhere a Sign


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nightsvallow [2024-01-01 05:10:52 +0000 UTC]

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phantom-inker In reply to nightsvallow [2024-01-01 05:17:16 +0000 UTC]

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AnonymousGX [2019-05-27 21:24:49 +0000 UTC]

Chloe's inner dialogue: Play dumb!

Chloe: What's rent?

Chloe's inner dialogue: Not that dumb!

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SoniaStrummFan217 [2019-05-27 14:58:30 +0000 UTC]

Hah XD! Seriously, I’m loving this comic! šŸ˜‚

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snore23 [2019-05-27 13:50:17 +0000 UTC]

I love it! Fantastic work Phantom! These characters are amazing!

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cyllarus [2019-05-26 22:15:32 +0000 UTC]

RotFL!!

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10110100 [2019-05-26 20:38:12 +0000 UTC]

Hope the winters there are warm.

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Regislive [2019-05-26 19:52:32 +0000 UTC]

I seriously love this series!!!!

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Agent505 [2019-05-26 17:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Wrong, wrong wrong....


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Elebrony In reply to Agent505 [2019-05-26 20:01:15 +0000 UTC]

I don't get it.

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Agent505 In reply to Elebrony [2019-05-27 00:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Do you understand what it means to give anal?

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EVAUnit4A In reply to Agent505 [2019-05-27 09:12:35 +0000 UTC]

Naw, I'm with on this one- I don't get it either.

I pulled up UrbanDictionary, and there's, like, six different entries and each one says something different.

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Agent505 In reply to EVAUnit4A [2019-05-27 14:21:51 +0000 UTC]

Hm.

Well, pick one then.Ā  Either way, I got a giggle out of it, and I still think it's a pretty wrong sense of humor - wrong as in impersonal to Chole in the same way that putting a sign on a guy's back that says "kick me" is.Ā  Bad humor?Ā Ā  Maybe.Ā  Funny?Ā  Probably.


I'm certainly not trying to say that this kind of humor is wrong - impolite - but I'm not aching to start a discussion here.

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phantom-inker In reply to EVAUnit4A [2019-05-27 09:34:44 +0000 UTC]

If you have to explain a joke, you'll ruin it, but here we go anyway...

"All Deliveries in Rear" is a sign typically placed in front of businesses to indicate that people performing commercial package deliveries must use a separate entrance from customers.

"Delivery" and "package," however, are words that can also have reproductive or excretory connotations, and on a horse (or centaur), all such activities would take place at its posterior.Ā  "Delivery," in such a context, could refer to defecation, urination, sex, anal sex, giving birth, or a variety of other acts of dubious and disreputable nature.

Regardless of which act is being discussed, no-one would ever put up a large public sign about it, as that would violate a variety of social norms and mores.Ā  That such a crude sign not only already exists but is extremely common — and merely has to be moved from its normal location outside a business to the side of our hapless heroine to perform the less reputable function — is the source of the humor, indicating just how much common everyday objects can be wildly violative of social norms if simply moved to a new location, and thus forcing the reader to ask potentially difficult questions of himself or herself about his or her own relationship to and opinions of those social norms.


As all comedy is rooted in a shared recognition of wrongness, we are then forced to confront the wrongness of the sign in its given situation as well as the wrongness of Zia's chosen transgression to place it there, and we laugh as a form of shared understanding of the awkwardness and wrongness of both the situation in general and of Zia's behavior that caused it.

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EVAUnit4A In reply to phantom-inker [2019-05-27 16:24:55 +0000 UTC]

"All deliveries in rear", okay fine.Ā  Horse got some junk in her new trunk, whatever.Ā  But what does that have to do with her reading a book?Ā  And why is she disoriented?Ā  What joke?Ā  What did Zia do?Ā  I don't understand.

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phantom-inker In reply to EVAUnit4A [2019-05-27 20:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Um...Ā  I guess I need to spell out what happened in each panel for like the three people in the audience who didn't get it?


(1) Chloe is minding her own business, reading a book.

(2) Zia uses her tail to quickly put a ridiculous and insulting sign on Chloe's back while taking a photograph of Chloe wearing the sign.

(3) Zia laughs at the photo while Chloe is blinded and disoriented from the camera's flash.

(4) Chloe irritably asks how much money Zia wasted on a simple practical joke.

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EVAUnit4A In reply to phantom-inker [2019-05-27 23:50:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh.Ā  Okay.Ā  That helped.Ā  Thank you.


The second panel was disjointed and made no sense whatsoever.Ā  I also assumed "BOMF" is a word or acronym for some current meme I'm totally not aware of.Ā  It sounded like a Pokeball opening up when I first read it, so that didn't help matters.Ā 

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HeraldOfOpera [2019-05-26 17:31:29 +0000 UTC]

That was crazy and Connie is crazy, but given her family that's somewhat understandable.

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phantom-inker In reply to HeraldOfOpera [2019-05-26 17:41:28 +0000 UTC]

Zia.Ā  Her name is Zia.Ā  We just had an entire mini story arc where she explained why she goes by Zia, and definitely not by "Connie."Ā  >_>

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HeraldOfOpera In reply to phantom-inker [2019-05-26 17:49:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, and I forgot her preferred name and didn't bother to look it up because she's in a totally different universe so it's not like I might actually offend her, right?

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uglygosling [2019-05-26 16:13:06 +0000 UTC]

Which rear? lol

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kikyofan26 [2019-05-26 16:11:30 +0000 UTC]

About time we saw that beautiful gorgeous tail put to use.Ā Ā 

And her jokes never cease.Ā  I hope she knows how to draw the line.Ā  Or there is none.Ā Ā 

I know this was said to be comedy first and foremost, but straight stuff is right round the corner, and I can see this logistically blowing up in Zia's face.Ā  Startling a woman who has a horse's body and the hard hooves and strength that come with the package is a nice way to get your tail stamped upon.Ā 

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