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We'll return to our regularly-scheduled craziness next week, but this week has its own special kind of crazy going on. So to all of my fellow Americans, make your voice heard, and make sure you go vote (if you haven't already done so like me)!

And to answer the obvious question, who would Zia and Chloe vote for?

Well, Zia's easy: She votes exclusively for third parties, preferably for candidates who say ridiculous things or wear outlandish clothing. Are you planning on banning squirrels? Do you intend to tax the color beige? Will you declare war on Canada over their hockey prowess? You'll totally have Zia's vote!

As for Chloe, she's pretty outspoken about her politics — but since we don't want to lose readers, Zia's going to make sure she'll stay quiet

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We'll return to our regularly-scheduled craziness next week, but this week has its own special kind of crazy going on. So to all of my fellow Americans, make your voice heard, and make sure you go vote (if you haven't already done so like me)!

And to answer the obvious question, who would Zia and Chloe vote for?

Well, Zia's easy: She votes exclusively for third parties, preferably for candidates who say ridiculous things or wear outlandish clothing. Are you planning on banning squirrels? Do you intend to tax the color beige? Will you declare war on Canada over their hockey prowess? You'll totally have Zia's vote!

As for Chloe, she's pretty outspoken about her politics — but since we don't want to lose readers, Zia's going to make sure she'll stay quiet

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