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It's not entirely spoileriffic since I made no mention of the reason behind this, but I'm not taking any chances.I can't believe "Punch to the face" wasn't an option. C'mon, even Hawke was agreeing with him, a fist to the face was necessary.
Yeah, that was my first Hawke, a mage who went from off the wall humor to soul crushing depression. Being Hawke sucks worse than any Warden, and that's saying something.
Buck up, Hawke. Varric's still got your back.
Quickie comic done in between work, hence the lack of color and messiness.
Dragon Age 2 (more like Depression Angst 2 or Dammit Anders 2, am I right? Don't hurt me!
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I wish that was the option 8nstead of killing him
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I'm 93% sure Dragon Age is just the alternate title for "Depressing Angst"
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Dragon age 2. Aka "Stupid sexy Anders" I ran off with him but I wanted to at least punch him in the face but I felt bad for him when you tell him he's a murderer. he flat out says " i know" and not in the evil maniac way. 
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I know what you mean. Yet he's redeemable in the SMALL moments he has where he seems like how he used to be. Like the great Kitten marsh debate.
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I agree with what Anders did, but yes...a punch in the face IS necessary. XD
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Yeah, even when you side with the guy he needs a smack upside the head at that moment. Anders/Justice do not plan for the long term.
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hell yes! i would have loved to punch him right in the face for what he did. the given options were so.... meh~~~
he gave me a major facepalm.
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Even my meek pacifist Hawke wanted to punch him, and she ended up with him in the long run. The lack of Renegade interrupts made me sad.
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Yeah, I get that Anders is a tad eradic these days, I know understatement of the Dragon Age, but still that was an utter shock for me...and made it really hard for me to stick with him. Yeah, Elthina was a bit difficult at times but, I actually liked her and out of the major players in Kirkwall she was probably the only one that in the end died a decent person.
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If [like me] you have a warrior it would have been nice to have a break his freaking jaw with an armored fist to face option. Instead since he use to be a good person I just told him I never want to see him again.
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lol Warriors could do substantial damage to the jawline, no doubt. My MageHawke probably would have ended up breaking her fist after the punch, however. Poor gal.
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Yep...I wish that was an option too!
Hawke:You are such a moron....
Anders:if you must kill me,then do it..
Hawke:I really should!But...you have been a good friend..and you're the ONLY healer I know of that'll work for free....
Varric:And there's the fact that he owes you a shit-load of coin from the last time we all played cards..
Hawke:Yeah..there's THAT too...
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lol It is a fact that Anders plays cards worse than a mabari.
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Mabari:*happy wolf*
Hawke:How the...we ALL lost in strip poker..to a freaking Mabari hound?!
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Apparently, you can get aveline to punch him in the gob when you send him away (i've yet to get that, but i can't send him away. xD)
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Apparently. xD I don't know the circumstances around it, but my friend got to let aveline just lay one on anders before telling him to gtfo. xD
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I'm doing this in every game from now on. If I can't punch him, I'll take Aveline doing it gladly.
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Hahahaha. I still want to get him to side with the templars. =X Is there a patch yet? =/ Are there patches for DA2 yet? =X
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Not that I know of. I don't know how many bugs managed to get past the testers. Did they just not spend enough money/time on playtesting?
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I WOULD'VE PLAYED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME. AS INDICATED BY MY FOUR SAVES, THREE FULLY COMPLETED.
I even got the achievement for doing every single quest in act one or something. xD
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lol I got the one for not dying during an entire act. And for defeating some demon.
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I got that too. :] I've got all the achievements except 8 [mostly crafting, getting the notes from the Enigma of Kirkwall, and one for finishing the 'Forbbiden Knowledge' chain], and anything from the Sebastian DLC (since I don't have it).
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see if they wanted to import the dialogue wheel they should have gone all the way and included the renegade interrupt cause seriously my mage hawke wanted to punch orsino when he does his thing and meredith when she reveals blah, come on none of you are sane really?! where is my neutral aveline arrest these fools for being nuts.
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I completely and utterly agree. The lack of "toss all their terrible asses in jail after a punch to the face" option really disappointed me. Guess I'm just a fan of the Batman method.
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I know right, Aveline is already there and is in the perfect position to become vicount. Her bff hawke just needs to make sure meredith and orsino have "accidents" going to prison.
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That's why Dragon Age II should have had the paragon/renegade interrupt from Mass Effect 2.
I really would have loved to punch Grace, you save her from becoming tranquil, you're against Meridith and she still accuses you of being a templar spy.
I could see that
Hawke: "I've had enough of your ridiculous accusations" (Punches Grace)
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There is nothing you said that I do not fully support. I kept hoping an interrupt symbol would pop up because they were just so needed.
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The good news is if enough fans make that opinion clear it will probably happen in Dragon Age III.
BioWare is usually really good at listening to their fans.
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Heheh but since he was sitting and hawks behind him I think a smack to the head would Work just as well xD
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lol A smack upside the head would have been great. I wanted the option to do that to Carver when he said, "Great, another delicate mage flower."
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Heheh but since he was sitting and hawks behind him I think a smack to the head would Work just as well xD
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Haha, I totally agree. Though I was satisfied with the stabbing option. I was practically shouting at my friend "WHY DON'T I HAVE A STAB BUTTON" until...oh, a stab button. Still was heartbreaking.
I was really disappointed that they didn't have interrupts. They added the rest of ME2's dialogue stuff, why not the fun part of it?
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I haven't done the stabbing yet, but will probably do so in my current playthrough. I just prefer punching because it's tends to be less lethal.
Yeah, that one will puzzle me. I'm hoping they'll put it in DA3, though. You got the dialogue wheel, so let us do some awesome interrupts!
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Even the first Mass Effect had the option to shoot someone in the knee cap. I would so go for an option to stab someone in the foot or break their legs with my hammer.
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Yeah, apparently DA2 isn't much for a middle road. It's all one way or death.
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Lmao I wanted to punch him so bad! Thanks for drawing that lol! XD
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You're welcome! Happy to oblige!
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If they make a DA3, I will be clamoring for options like this. Sometimes people need to be smacked upside the head.
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ughhh i completely agreeee! i was literally contemplating for 5 minutes after Sebastien threatened to bring an army to let Anders live or kill him 
sucks even more cuz i was romancing him... flippin' anders >.<
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Sebastian was really not helping in that moment. "Kill or I'll come back with an army and kill more!" "Fine, I won't even be here! You all suck!"
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I wish the last three options were : "You're a f***ing idiot (but I still love you, I'll deal with you later you a**); "You're a f***ing idiot (beat up wrestlemania style for the next two hours and then drag off to help deal with the problem you caused)"; and "You're a f***ing idiot (wipe the floor with him until not even the maker could revive his a**)"
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lol For some reason the Wrestlemania option is the one I'd really like to see. Maybe because I think underneath all the feathers that Anders is kind of skinny and not-defined so the concept of him wrestling anyone cracks me up. He would get his ass handed to him pretty easily considering Hawke can defeat the Arishok toe-to-toe.
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as a squishy, squishy mage who likes lightning over cold... my mage had to do an all out brawl not a one on one... and Anders was very good in that.
Incidentally - play a mage Hawke with Anders in the party, half the time during fights, Anders will come up to fight 'back-to-back' with Hawke. It's actually kind of awesome to watch.
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Yeah.. Didn't expect that from him either :C
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