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The following story may contain spoilers for Into the Spider-Verse, and takes place during its events but prior to the in-movie debut of the characters in this story.

Peni Parker let out a grunt as she flopped down onto her back, scooting underneath her standing mech to check its underside. It had taken a little while, but after some wandering and chasing down leads - some more literally than others - she had found this universe's Aunt May, deduced what was going on, and met another couple of "Spider-Men". It still struck her as a little odd that apparently the "normal" extradimensional spider-based superheroes were all male, making her more of an outlier, but she opted to spend her time being productive instead of puzzled.

Besides herself and the (now deceased) Spider-Man of this universe, she knew there were two others. "Spider-Man Noir" (or just Noir), the monochromatic one with the trenchcoat and gun, and Spider-Ham, the... pig? She guessed? The weirdly-sized and misshapen pig who walked on two legs. Anyway, those were the two who had joined her in the underground lair used by the previous Spider-Man, invited in by Aunt May. They essentially just needed to wait for "the others" to show up, whoever they were and whenever they would. Naturally, Peni opted to run some calibrations and checkups on SP//dr to pass the time.

The sounds of clinking metal, electrical sparks, and occasional beeps and boops filled her ears for a good fifteen minutes or so as she lay there, poking around inside her robot. After a while, she pulled herself out from underneath to grab some water, and glanced around upon realizing the room seemed a bit emptier. And a lot less gloomy. "Where'd Noir go?"

Spider-Ham popped down from the ceiling, dangling from one of his webs. "He said he was going out for a little while. Muttered some dramatic stuff about 'the roaring interiors of man', but I think that was just his way of saying he was hungry."

Peni's stomach growled a bit. "Food doesn't sound so bad right now..." she remarked. After a pause, she shrugged. "After I'm done with this."

Standing up, she brushed off her skirt and legs before climbing on top of SP//dr. Taking a rag out of her pocket, she started scrubbing and cleaning the front glass panel to the best of her abilities, starting from the top and working her way down. Due to the mech's size compared to her own, she had to climb on top to reach the higher parts, and even then she soon found herself practically lying half-off the mech to reach the parts she hadn't scrubbed yet. Her legs and one arm clung to the robot, her free hand doing the work, and her eyes just darting to the floor occasionally to make sure she wouldn't land on anything dangerous if she fell.

Then she heard Spider-Ham snicker. "I see London, I see France!" he remarked cheerily.

"Huh?" Peni glanced up, before yelping as she realized what Ham was seeing. Due to how she was laying, her skirt had obeyed the laws of gravity and flipped up - or down, as the case may be - and flashed her undergarments to the room. Which would've been just mildly embarrassing at most, if this wasn't the day Peni had opted to wear her pale pink My Little Pony panties; the main (or mane) characters patterned all over them in a variety of poses, white ruffles on the waistband and legholes, and 'FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!' spelled out oh-so-boldly right across the butt.

Squealing, Peni grabbed her skirt to try and fix it, only to loosen her grip too much and start falling.

"Whoah! I got you, Peni-- oops!" Spider-Ham's startled voice reached her ears right before the ground reached her face. She managed to throw her arm forward in time to keep her head from taking the full impact of the fall, but she still grunted in pain as she rolled on the floor for a few feet. "Uh-oh," Ham said worriedly from above.

"I'm fine, I'm fine..." Peni assured him. Rubbing her face, she stumbled to her feet, then looked down. Thankfully, her skirt was on her body still, and now down like it was meant to be.

"Glad to hear that, buuuut... not what I was 'uh-oh-ing' about."

Confused, Peni turned around. A web line went from Spider-Ham to the mech; he had clearly tried to grab her to save her from the fall. Even if he missed, she appreciated the gesture. Though she didn't have time to appreciate it for long once she realized just what the other end of the web was stuck to.

For convenience, while fixing SP//dr, Peni had a tendency to leave as many parts of the machine open as she could. This included wiring, panels, and any entrances into the mech itself. One such entrance in the ceiling had made for the perfect portal for Spider-Ham's misaimed webbing... which had gotten itself stuck perfectly on the control panel. Which shouldn't have been a problem, given how Peni naturally had the mech shut down while working on it, but the webbing had stuck one handle in place, turning on full manual control. Which essentially meant Peni's spider friend inside the mech couldn't do anything to stop it as the webbing started sending the machine into chaos.

"G-get it off!" Peni shouted at Spider-Ham. Already SP//dr was twitching from all the sudden command inputs, delivered by the buttons being pressed, levers being stuck in place, and wiring that now had webs blocking its circuitry. "Pull it off or something- wait no don't!" She stopped him just before he was about to give the web a quick yank. "That'll rip out half the control panel!"

"Can you shut it off manually?" Spider-Ham asked, hopping down to the floor. "Then we clean the webbing off more, uh, carefully?"

Peni bit her lip. "I can... from the inside..." She looked at her mech, which was all but spazzing out. Trying to take steps in every direction at once, swiping its limbs at empty air as though locked in combat, and filling the room with more electronic and mechanical sounds than you'd hear in a cyberpunk video game. "Try to hold it still!"

"You got it!" Spider-Ham took a moment to crack his knuckles (pigs have knuckles?) before firing another two web strands at SP//dr. One grabbed it by a leg, the other by the side. It wasn't the most effective way of holding a giant robot in place, but hopefully it'd do the trick. "Alright, go!"

Nodding, Peni tried to circle around the erratic machine to get at one of the openings she left. Couldn't go in from the top; the original web was still dangling out, and if it caught on her, that'd just cause more problems. Spotting a side entrance, she made her move.

Unfortunately, one thing currently on the fritz was SP//dr's targeting function. Spotting Peni moving quickly towards it, it identified her as a threat, swinging a clawed arm at her. "Whoah!" she yelped, barely managing to duck underneath. "Can you grab its arms too?!"

"I only have so many hands!" Spider-Ham complained, but he grabbed the attacking arm with another web. This one didn't help as much; the mech was still trying to swing, and the extra resistance was only enough to slow and stiffen it, not stop it completely.

Still aiming for the side door, Peni took a leap of faith, using the arm as a stepping stone as it swung for her again. It grabbed for her, but she still found herself flying into the cockpit, sighing in relief as it missed.

...or, sort of, anyway. A glance out the door showed the arm still waving around, now clutching a very familiar skirt. Looking down, Peni's cheeks reddened, her pony-patterned underwear now the only coverage her lower half had. "Oh, come on..." she grumbled, before shaking her head. Modesty later, stopping giant robot now.

Her eyes flicked over the controls, needing to take a moment to adjust to scouring them with globs and strands of web in the way. As soon as she saw the button for emergency manual shutdown, she slammed her hand on it.

BRZZZZZZT!

"Gyaaaaaaaaah!" Peni cried out, a harsh jolt of electricity rushing through her. Okay, maybe she slammed her hand too hard. Or the wires were more messed up than she anticipated. Either way, it hurt, but it passed, and SP//dr's twitching slowed to a stop. Peni sighed, slumping in her seat in relaxation.

...why did she smell smoke?

Glancing down showed her troubles weren't quite yet over - the heat from the electricity hadn't agreed with the cloth of her shirt, and it was starting to light aflame. Yelping, Peni swatted at the fire for a second before grabbing her top in a panic, yanking it off and throwing it out the door. Now a training bra matching her underpants was exposed, and with the crisis averted, she finally had time to react to this sudden stripping.

"Not a word from you, got it?!" she yelled to Spider-Ham as she crawled out of the mech. "Remember that you caused this!"

The mutated spider-pig-creature snickered. "Didn't cause your wardrobe choice for today."

"I said not a word!" She huffed, covering herself as best as her tiny arms would allow. "Just clean up that webbing now, okay?! I need to go get new clothes..." Maybe she'd get some shorts to wear under her skirt, too.

Spider-Ham groaned. "Aww, man..." He headed to the mech, grumbling. "Gonna take me forever to wash the stickiness off my suit after."

Ignoring him, Peni headed for the exit, still covering herself. She sincerely hoped Aunt May had some clothes around that fit her... and that she wouldn't comment on her undies. And that Noir wasn't back yet.

She was hoping for a lot of things, really. After what she just went through, she felt she'd earned it.

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The following story may contain spoilers for Into the Spider-Verse, and takes place during its events but prior to the in-movie debut of the characters in this story.

Peni Parker let out a grunt as she flopped down onto her back, scooting underneath her standing mech to check its underside. It had taken a little while, but after some wandering and chasing down leads - some more literally than others - she had found this universe's Aunt May, deduced what was going on, and met another couple of "Spider-Men". It still struck her as a little odd that apparently the "normal" extradimensional spider-based superheroes were all male, making her more of an outlier, but she opted to spend her time being productive instead of puzzled.

Besides herself and the (now deceased) Spider-Man of this universe, she knew there were two others. "Spider-Man Noir" (or just Noir), the monochromatic one with the trenchcoat and gun, and Spider-Ham, the... pig? She guessed? The weirdly-sized and misshapen pig who walked on two legs. Anyway, those were the two who had joined her in the underground lair used by the previous Spider-Man, invited in by Aunt May. They essentially just needed to wait for "the others" to show up, whoever they were and whenever they would. Naturally, Peni opted to run some calibrations and checkups on SP//dr to pass the time.

The sounds of clinking metal, electrical sparks, and occasional beeps and boops filled her ears for a good fifteen minutes or so as she lay there, poking around inside her robot. After a while, she pulled herself out from underneath to grab some water, and glanced around upon realizing the room seemed a bit emptier. And a lot less gloomy. "Where'd Noir go?"

Spider-Ham popped down from the ceiling, dangling from one of his webs. "He said he was going out for a little while. Muttered some dramatic stuff about 'the roaring interiors of man', but I think that was just his way of saying he was hungry."

Peni's stomach growled a bit. "Food doesn't sound so bad right now..." she remarked. After a pause, she shrugged. "After I'm done with this."

Standing up, she brushed off her skirt and legs before climbing on top of SP//dr. Taking a rag out of her pocket, she started scrubbing and cleaning the front glass panel to the best of her abilities, starting from the top and working her way down. Due to the mech's size compared to her own, she had to climb on top to reach the higher parts, and even then she soon found herself practically lying half-off the mech to reach the parts she hadn't scrubbed yet. Her legs and one arm clung to the robot, her free hand doing the work, and her eyes just darting to the floor occasionally to make sure she wouldn't land on anything dangerous if she fell.

Then she heard Spider-Ham snicker. "I see London, I see France!" he remarked cheerily.

"Huh?" Peni glanced up, before yelping as she realized what Ham was seeing. Due to how she was laying, her skirt had obeyed the laws of gravity and flipped up - or down, as the case may be - and flashed her undergarments to the room. Which would've been just mildly embarrassing at most, if this wasn't the day Peni had opted to wear her pale pink My Little Pony panties; the main (or mane) characters patterned all over them in a variety of poses, white ruffles on the waistband and legholes, and 'FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!' spelled out oh-so-boldly right across the butt.

Squealing, Peni grabbed her skirt to try and fix it, only to loosen her grip too much and start falling.

"Whoah! I got you, Peni-- oops!" Spider-Ham's startled voice reached her ears right before the ground reached her face. She managed to throw her arm forward in time to keep her head from taking the full impact of the fall, but she still grunted in pain as she rolled on the floor for a few feet. "Uh-oh," Ham said worriedly from above.

"I'm fine, I'm fine..." Peni assured him. Rubbing her face, she stumbled to her feet, then looked down. Thankfully, her skirt was on her body still, and now down like it was meant to be.

"Glad to hear that, buuuut... not what I was 'uh-oh-ing' about."

Confused, Peni turned around. A web line went from Spider-Ham to the mech; he had clearly tried to grab her to save her from the fall. Even if he missed, she appreciated the gesture. Though she didn't have time to appreciate it for long once she realized just what the other end of the web was stuck to.

For convenience, while fixing SP//dr, Peni had a tendency to leave as many parts of the machine open as she could. This included wiring, panels, and any entrances into the mech itself. One such entrance in the ceiling had made for the perfect portal for Spider-Ham's misaimed webbing... which had gotten itself stuck perfectly on the control panel. Which shouldn't have been a problem, given how Peni naturally had the mech shut down while working on it, but the webbing had stuck one handle in place, turning on full manual control. Which essentially meant Peni's spider friend inside the mech couldn't do anything to stop it as the webbing started sending the machine into chaos.

"G-get it off!" Peni shouted at Spider-Ham. Already SP//dr was twitching from all the sudden command inputs, delivered by the buttons being pressed, levers being stuck in place, and wiring that now had webs blocking its circuitry. "Pull it off or something- wait no don't!" She stopped him just before he was about to give the web a quick yank. "That'll rip out half the control panel!"

"Can you shut it off manually?" Spider-Ham asked, hopping down to the floor. "Then we clean the webbing off more, uh, carefully?"

Peni bit her lip. "I can... from the inside..." She looked at her mech, which was all but spazzing out. Trying to take steps in every direction at once, swiping its limbs at empty air as though locked in combat, and filling the room with more electronic and mechanical sounds than you'd hear in a cyberpunk video game. "Try to hold it still!"

"You got it!" Spider-Ham took a moment to crack his knuckles (pigs have knuckles?) before firing another two web strands at SP//dr. One grabbed it by a leg, the other by the side. It wasn't the most effective way of holding a giant robot in place, but hopefully it'd do the trick. "Alright, go!"

Nodding, Peni tried to circle around the erratic machine to get at one of the openings she left. Couldn't go in from the top; the original web was still dangling out, and if it caught on her, that'd just cause more problems. Spotting a side entrance, she made her move.

Unfortunately, one thing currently on the fritz was SP//dr's targeting function. Spotting Peni moving quickly towards it, it identified her as a threat, swinging a clawed arm at her. "Whoah!" she yelped, barely managing to duck underneath. "Can you grab its arms too?!"

"I only have so many hands!" Spider-Ham complained, but he grabbed the attacking arm with another web. This one didn't help as much; the mech was still trying to swing, and the extra resistance was only enough to slow and stiffen it, not stop it completely.

Still aiming for the side door, Peni took a leap of faith, using the arm as a stepping stone as it swung for her again. It grabbed for her, but she still found herself flying into the cockpit, sighing in relief as it missed.

...or, sort of, anyway. A glance out the door showed the arm still waving around, now clutching a very familiar skirt. Looking down, Peni's cheeks reddened, her pony-patterned underwear now the only coverage her lower half had. "Oh, come on..." she grumbled, before shaking her head. Modesty later, stopping giant robot now.

Her eyes flicked over the controls, needing to take a moment to adjust to scouring them with globs and strands of web in the way. As soon as she saw the button for emergency manual shutdown, she slammed her hand on it.

BRZZZZZZT!

"Gyaaaaaaaaah!" Peni cried out, a harsh jolt of electricity rushing through her. Okay, maybe she slammed her hand too hard. Or the wires were more messed up than she anticipated. Either way, it hurt, but it passed, and SP//dr's twitching slowed to a stop. Peni sighed, slumping in her seat in relaxation.

...why did she smell smoke?

Glancing down showed her troubles weren't quite yet over - the heat from the electricity hadn't agreed with the cloth of her shirt, and it was starting to light aflame. Yelping, Peni swatted at the fire for a second before grabbing her top in a panic, yanking it off and throwing it out the door. Now a training bra matching her underpants was exposed, and with the crisis averted, she finally had time to react to this sudden stripping.

"Not a word from you, got it?!" she yelled to Spider-Ham as she crawled out of the mech. "Remember that you caused this!"

The mutated spider-pig-creature snickered. "Didn't cause your wardrobe choice for today."

"I said not a word!" She huffed, covering herself as best as her tiny arms would allow. "Just clean up that webbing now, okay?! I need to go get new clothes..." Maybe she'd get some shorts to wear under her skirt, too.

Spider-Ham groaned. "Aww, man..." He headed to the mech, grumbling. "Gonna take me forever to wash the stickiness off my suit after."

Ignoring him, Peni headed for the exit, still covering herself. She sincerely hoped Aunt May had some clothes around that fit her... and that she wouldn't comment on her undies. And that Noir wasn't back yet.

She was hoping for a lot of things, really. After what she just went through, she felt she'd earned it.