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Published: 2014-02-26 02:44:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 1805; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 9
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I did this one for one of the insufferable "Nazi" assholes on this board, a chap who calls himself "HerrGoering." How nice for him that the historical figure he chose for his avatar was an obese, morphine addicted, gutless psychopathic coward who committed suicide rather than stand trial for his crimes against humanity. Stay classy, Turd Reichers!
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Sorry, Sir, I've got to correct you on one minor issue: It is "Strudel", without Umlaut. As in "Apfelstrudel"
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Thanks. I'm lazy. I'll get around to correcting it. . .eventually.
Good to hear from you.
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Thank pixiefairydustpinup. I got it from her.
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I will! It's really creative! It also actually describes them really well too XD
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Brilliant poster, our old german teacher told us an old joke about this guy and his ego - "late one night Mrs. Goering is woken up and sees her husband pinning a medal on his arse "Hermann, what are you doing" she says, proudly he tells her that he has just promoted his underpants to overpants.
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I think the plural is "Strüdel" though...
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Wow! Aside from the drama around this piece it looks great to me! Nice!
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Strudel, no Ü even in German!
Besides that hilarious!
Nazis, rot in hell!!
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I'm sure he had a taste for methamphetamine too. Pretty popular back then, pretty popular in Germany after the war too. Beatles were doing speed pills all the time when playing in Hamburg.
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Technically, Goering WAS tried and convicted at Nuremberg, but committed suicide on the eve of his execution, thus cheating the hangman.
Credit where it's due: his post-WWI autobiography had a really great title (in translation): "Herman, What Were You Thinking?"
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Thanks for the correction.
Cyanide, cyanide, siss-boom-bah!
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Interesting. But did you use the wrong spelling on purpose? The correct spelling would be: Strudel und Morphium - Herr Görings Diät (though I wouldn't use the word "Herr", just the name).
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Sein Kopf sollte wie eine Zwiebel unter der Erde gepflanzt wachsen.
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