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PoisonTonicLX — Sh-t is Still Sh-t

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Description Saying: "At least they're reading." when a kid reads Twilight is like saying: "At least they're eating." when an anorexic eats shit.



It's true, but shit is still shit.

Now don't get me wrong. I don't MIND Twilight. It's by no means very good, but I don't think it's quite as terrible as most people think. My BIG issue comes when kids who read it think it's the absolute best piece of literature ever because they've never really read anything else. So when people say "Well at least they're reading" I tend to get more than a little peeved. Because a mediocre (at best) book is still just a mediocre book, and letting kids think otherwise because "at least they're reading SOMETHING" is like letting an anorexic kid think shit is a king's feast because "at least they're eating SOMETHING."

It's just something I was thinking about at work yesterday. It's not a great analogy, BUT AT LEAST I MADE ONE.

Oh, also, I have nothing against anorexics. It's a serious disease, and if you think you know someone who is anorexic or are yourself an anorexic, please seek help for them/yourself.


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Vaya-Dragon [2014-09-21 18:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Better than reading nothing at all.

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Micapa98 [2012-02-07 17:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh c'mon. I like Twilight and I still read a lot of books, not only those.
I think your comparison is stupid.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to Micapa98 [2012-02-08 01:33:04 +0000 UTC]

That makes you the exception, hon, not the rule.

Also, hyperbole.

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Micapa98 In reply to PoisonTonicLX [2012-02-08 02:02:45 +0000 UTC]

Do you think I'm the only one?

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to Micapa98 [2012-02-08 02:26:37 +0000 UTC]

Not at all. Nor am I under the impression that all people who read Twilight only read that series and nothing else. This stamp is for the people who DO.

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rababco [2011-07-23 05:51:59 +0000 UTC]

Twilight's alright but I don't think it should be the only series you read either. It's a good idea to read a variety of books cause reading is good for you and can expose you to different styles and genres.

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DoubleTwithaB [2011-05-22 20:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to DoubleTwithaB [2011-05-23 18:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you!

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TransFlashbacks [2010-07-13 02:56:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'm not at all a fan of Twilight, but this is a great stamp.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to TransFlashbacks [2010-07-13 12:24:59 +0000 UTC]

XD lol, thanks! I'm glad you like it~

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AlucardxGirlycard [2010-07-03 03:24:03 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I kinda feel the same about Harry Potter, but at least Rowling showed more complexity in her relationship (i.e. stalking=/=love) Those BK commercials get me the most. Yeah, Edward has had a hundred years to learn how to love and one of his ideas is to stalk an immature high school girl and watch her sleep.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to AlucardxGirlycard [2010-07-03 05:11:22 +0000 UTC]

That's real love right there, Sara.

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JemClock [2010-07-01 02:22:44 +0000 UTC]

I was about to get mad about the disease part; thank-god I read your comment about your stamp.

I'm used to seeing, "TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS" every day so I had to use some more brain cells, lol.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to JemClock [2010-07-01 02:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...I hope everyone does; I really have nothing against anorexics (beyond not quite understanding them - I love food way too much to ever give it up, hehe).

XDDD

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ZexyFan4Life [2010-06-30 01:12:10 +0000 UTC]

i don't mind Twilight either. i just think people are making it too big a deal. and if you don't think about it at all it can be a decent book. i mean, not worth reading again, but it wasn't a /complete/ waste of time.

like your little disclaimer XD it's true, though.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to ZexyFan4Life [2010-06-30 01:14:53 +0000 UTC]

Agreed~

XD lol, thanks.

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stormbringer246 [2010-06-29 22:36:05 +0000 UTC]

... I love you.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to stormbringer246 [2010-06-29 23:05:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks~!

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stormbringer246 In reply to PoisonTonicLX [2010-06-30 03:06:27 +0000 UTC]

Random funny side note: My sister and I recently (see: the past 2 weeks) shared some pancakes and had a talk about REAL maple syrup vs the fake stuff you normally get. I hope Hayner is eating the real stuff, because it is SO GOOD.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to stormbringer246 [2010-06-30 03:32:24 +0000 UTC]

XDDD I honestly have no idea...but probably the fake stuff. T^T

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Takara-dono [2010-06-29 19:02:33 +0000 UTC]

XD this is AWESOME

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to Takara-dono [2010-06-29 23:05:42 +0000 UTC]

lol, thanks! ^^

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Kirbunny431 [2010-06-29 14:45:46 +0000 UTC]

I love reading. If I ever touched one of those books though, I have no doubt that I wold drop everything and never read again. I think it'd be mainly because of how the publishing industry could let Twilight through the filters.

This stamp made me crack up when I checked dA on my iPod. Have a .

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to Kirbunny431 [2010-06-29 23:08:33 +0000 UTC]

XDDD As I said, I don't think they're THAT bad. Just...not worth even a quarter of the hype they've received. And, as a friend of mine pointed out: the first one wasn't too terrible...after that, though, they just wanted to get the books out as quickly as possibly and spent less and less time editing them until the crackish 4th book (which I've yet to build up the courage to read and which even die hard fans of the series shun) was somehow released. XDD

Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the fave!

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Raep-Caeks [2010-06-29 12:27:50 +0000 UTC]

True this.

Bunch of girls I see saying "Readings too hard but I'm reading/I read the Twilight series."

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to Raep-Caeks [2010-06-29 13:00:08 +0000 UTC]



Makes me cry...

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FinalFallenFantasy [2010-06-29 06:06:58 +0000 UTC]

sad, but true. I mean, a lot of those kids won't even progress to read the knock-off Twilights/vampire books riding on the popularity, and most of those are actually better. Well, one of those is better. Haven't read any of the others.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to FinalFallenFantasy [2010-06-29 12:59:37 +0000 UTC]

An earlier commenter said her friend(s) actually started reading because of Twilight, which is a whole different kettle of fish, but I'm sad to say that I think they're more the exception than the rule in this case. T^T

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FinalFallenFantasy In reply to PoisonTonicLX [2010-06-29 19:33:03 +0000 UTC]

They are indeed . It's good to hear that, though.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to FinalFallenFantasy [2010-06-29 23:09:19 +0000 UTC]

I weep for our generation. But yeah, it is...hopefully they'll look back on those books some day and go "..lol, well, at least now I know better. XD"

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GhettoSketchah [2010-06-29 04:28:53 +0000 UTC]



made me lol for real

Fellow twighlight hater :3 Nice work!

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to GhettoSketchah [2010-06-29 12:58:37 +0000 UTC]

XDD I'm glad!

Glad you like it~

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thecoldestrain [2010-06-29 04:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Twilight killed my interest in reading. And I mean in the brutal 36 stab wounds to the chest kinda way. I REFUSE to read it! That book needs to be ripped apart and burned

No offense to those who like it but I just think it's way overrated.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to thecoldestrain [2010-06-29 12:58:06 +0000 UTC]

D8 Don't let it kill your interest in reading!

lol, agreed, though...>.>

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thecoldestrain In reply to PoisonTonicLX [2010-06-29 23:28:45 +0000 UTC]

lol i havent really read a book in MONTHS... like the 5 people you meet in heaven was the last book i read.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to thecoldestrain [2010-06-29 23:52:36 +0000 UTC]

XDD WOW. Nice going, there.

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thecoldestrain In reply to PoisonTonicLX [2010-06-30 16:09:24 +0000 UTC]

rofl... i know right XD i really should read more XD

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to thecoldestrain [2010-06-30 17:37:50 +0000 UTC]

Troofax.

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sugarpoultry [2010-06-29 04:06:44 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, its not amazing writing by any means. I do like it, but these little twihard fans have a lot to learn about what really GOOD literature is. Yes, its a good story, yes, the characters are pretty cool, but its not up there with the big dogs of literature.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to sugarpoultry [2010-06-29 12:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Agreed!

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Blayzes [2010-06-29 04:02:00 +0000 UTC]

This is made of pure WIN.

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to Blayzes [2010-06-29 12:53:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! ^^

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bob6yt6 [2010-06-29 02:46:05 +0000 UTC]

HAAAA fucking pissed myself

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to bob6yt6 [2010-06-29 12:53:43 +0000 UTC]

XDD lol, well, I'm glad you liked it!

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bob6yt6 In reply to PoisonTonicLX [2010-06-29 19:07:02 +0000 UTC]

pissing myself no i didnt like that at all >.<

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to bob6yt6 [2010-06-29 23:09:56 +0000 UTC]

Orly? Well, you know, they did invent these nifty inventions called diapers to prevent that uncomfortable feeling. Also, toilets.

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bob6yt6 In reply to PoisonTonicLX [2010-06-29 23:14:14 +0000 UTC]

Tehe this was funeh, ima watch you now O-o

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to bob6yt6 [2010-06-29 23:17:15 +0000 UTC]

lol, yay!

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Saegigmon [2010-06-29 00:03:04 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha so friggin true! I had to watch this a couple of times to be able to read it all!

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PoisonTonicLX In reply to Saegigmon [2010-06-29 00:05:14 +0000 UTC]

lol, sorry it was too fast...>.> Glad you like it~

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