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"It was simple in design, really. A 3-D mechnical puzzle, where the cube had six facesand fit into the palm of the hand. A pivot mechanism enabled each face to turn
independantly, the puzzle only being solved when each face became a solid colour.
The concept was brilliant. Ingenious. Any Chaos marine worth his salt who solved Sudoku
on the weekend and had been running the same Risk campaign for the past decade could
finish this puzzle cube, right? Right?
Then why, Ahriman asked himself, why was it. So. Damn. Difficult?
It had been a gift from Magnus, wrapped up in a box and with a gift card attached.
It read: "To help you relax". Ahriman beginning to suspect the gift was anything but that.
The Warp overcame Ahriman as he realized the true meaning behind the gift. Magnus had been trolling him all along."
My friend asked for this a few months ago, finally managed to complete it inbetween all the hassle.
Still learning the ropes with colouring, some parts I am satisfied with, others I will need to work diligently on to improve. But for now, I'll submit this as it is and move forward.
*EDIT: Forgot to add the fine blurb of text Annemarie kindly wrote for me. Go team Failure.
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Comments: 93
metalshadowinsanity [2016-02-10 02:37:35 +0000 UTC]
Magnus, you wonderful, magnificent bastard.Β
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Georgeprime [2014-04-05 14:55:38 +0000 UTC]
Sitting his throne at the top of his tower, Magnus smiles and has only one thing to say. "TROLOLOLOLOL!"
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Akeidamos [2013-10-27 13:15:09 +0000 UTC]
"The day the puzzle cube shall be solved, will be the day the Rubric Marines will regain their former body and finally get laid"
- Magnus, handing the cursed device to Ahriman
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germanvisitor [2013-06-23 11:07:03 +0000 UTC]
To bad Magnus put a spell on the cube which swaps the colours every time you aren't looking at them.
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Warpwind [2013-03-05 02:58:49 +0000 UTC]
Ahriman would love the cube. The Door of Air would have been more fitting fore him though. U know that cursed cube.
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Orkronos [2011-10-14 08:48:13 +0000 UTC]
"WHERE IS MY EQUERRY?!" Angron's roaring voice echoed throughout the ship, buckling two bulkheads and killing an astropath within the 'anger zone'. The World Eater's Primarch stormed through the corridors with his head held high, smashing it through several ornate archways as his feet battered and dented the floor with each step like the beating of a war drum.
Captain KhΓ’rn of the Fifth Assault Company, Equerry of the World Eaters had been admiring the ornate workings of a dreadnought sarcophagus, a low sigh issuing forth from his helmet as he heard his lord approaching. With a thunderous crash, Angron threw his weight against the loudly snoring construct, sending it bowling into a nearby row of its fellows, knocking them all about like skittles.
"TREACHERY! BLOOD! TRAITORS!" Angron screamed, flecks of spittle splattering all over the equerry's armor, "I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE! IN BLOOD! I'LL KILL HIS FAMILY! ALL OF THEM!"
"What's wrong, my lord?" KhΓ’rn asked, his voice low as to not startle his already over-stimulated commander.
Angron thrust a small plastcrete cube in front of the Captain's face, three little movable rows covered in colored squares. Even if it weren't practically being crammed up his nose, KhΓ’rn could clearly make out the shapes of Angron's armored fingers forced into every tile.
"WHO MADE THIS?! I WANT TO EAT THEIR SKULL AND LINE MY BED WITH THEIR BONES! BLOOD!" Angron screamed again, utterly soaking KhΓ’rn head to toe in spittle.
"I AM AWAKE?! IS IT TIME TO BATTLE?!" One of the dreadnoughts cried out, the sarcophagus merely wobbling on its side without being connected to its proper frame, as Angron and the Tech-priests continued screaming at everything.
"And that" KhΓ’rn the Betrayer spoke to his audience of Red Rivers infantrymen, as he ineffectually plinked a skull full of blood against his mouthpiece and spilled it all down his front, "is why I decided to start killing everyone"
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victortky In reply to Orkronos [2012-09-25 14:30:02 +0000 UTC]
This is so happening...I can imagine magnus trolling angron by doing this XD
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desinteresado124 [2011-06-05 14:52:26 +0000 UTC]
only the word ``lots of laughts´´ can decribe this
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EmperorBassexe [2011-04-19 09:51:06 +0000 UTC]
His expression [or what I can envision his expression to be] would probably read: "Almost... almost... TZEENTCH DAMNIT!" DX
Well done!
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halesnaxlors [2011-03-20 12:33:34 +0000 UTC]
To be trolled by a primarch is not to be taken lightly!
Awesome piece btw
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narakubeforhewentbad [2011-03-11 06:47:50 +0000 UTC]
tzeetch for the epic evil gonna win the end WIN
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FROSTWOLF884 [2010-11-27 11:55:44 +0000 UTC]
The most power full and avesome CHAOS artifact is loced inside a RUBRIGN CUBE!
MΓ€ kyllΓ€ nauroin tΓ€lle.
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Protocol-9 In reply to FROSTWOLF884 [2010-11-27 16:15:57 +0000 UTC]
Makeat naurut ovat aina vaivan vÀÀrti : D
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FROSTWOLF884 In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-11-27 19:34:00 +0000 UTC]
Olet oikeassa ystΓ€vΓ€ hyvΓ€.
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Beerovich [2010-11-12 20:52:45 +0000 UTC]
you are a genius, well you and your friend that is
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Protocol-9 In reply to Beerovich [2010-11-13 10:46:34 +0000 UTC]
I'll make sure to let her know her genius is being recognized.
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xxxRavenbladexxx [2010-10-26 15:27:13 +0000 UTC]
Well ... awesome idea ;D
I showed it a friend of mine and he was like :" You know that the picture is great ?" ;]
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Protocol-9 In reply to xxxRavenbladexxx [2010-10-27 09:16:00 +0000 UTC]
Tell your friend I said "Thankyou kindly for the compliment."
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jorgeelmuerte [2010-10-26 05:15:30 +0000 UTC]
Ahriman: ''No mites v#tussa nyt tΓ€nkin saa auki?''
Awesome pic by the way .
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Protocol-9 In reply to jorgeelmuerte [2010-10-26 10:36:33 +0000 UTC]
Kosminen avain on Sorkkarauta.
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jorgeelmuerte In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-10-28 16:23:16 +0000 UTC]
You mean ''Power crowbar'' ?
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Protocol-9 In reply to jorgeelmuerte [2010-10-29 12:39:41 +0000 UTC]
Where we're going, boy, we don't need to fancy-pants power weapons.
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jorgeelmuerte In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-10-29 12:53:16 +0000 UTC]
:'D
''smg, no... AR-2, no... shotgun, no... crossbow, NO! - Where the fuck is my crowbar?!''
- Dr. Freeman
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mechpro [2010-10-26 04:19:15 +0000 UTC]
it looks like something from the Hellraiser series
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fredrikslicer [2010-10-25 20:31:55 +0000 UTC]
i do wonder what happens when he finally solves it
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DanBoldy In reply to fredrikslicer [2010-10-26 01:58:31 +0000 UTC]
Ever seen Hellraiser ... ?
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fredrikslicer In reply to DanBoldy [2010-10-26 05:21:47 +0000 UTC]
ah... thats a bit beyond our standard of trolling, but i suppose its chaos for a reason
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terraluna5 [2010-10-19 18:28:10 +0000 UTC]
Is this meant to show a funny side of Ahriman? 'Cause that's what it looks like. I laughed a little when I saw this. Still, a fine artistic piece. Nice work.
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koora8 [2010-10-09 11:11:00 +0000 UTC]
im egyptian , and on behalf of the thousand sons im saying this is cool
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Protocol-9 In reply to Fred314159 [2010-10-08 11:55:34 +0000 UTC]
I can't believe it's not CHAOS!
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DeVmarine [2010-09-19 04:40:22 +0000 UTC]
lol this is awesome, you gave him an expression without actually showing one
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Protocol-9 In reply to DeVmarine [2010-09-19 06:31:35 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the compliment!
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