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Published: 2012-12-05 13:19:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 3624; Favourites: 132; Downloads: 345
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have you ever just puked your own soul ad turned into a dragon?this happens in late night animations, idek what im doing anymore
Merasmus belongs to valve
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Soldier-mayyyyybbeeeeeeee?
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Technically I'm burying what's in the refrigerator.
Also: do NOT open the refrigerator.
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You- You don't even live here anymore!
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Ha! Tell me about it! I had to break in!
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Where did all these raccoons come from?
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They sniffed out all the sour cream I hid! They love the stuff.
Don't you Lieutenant Bites? Yeahhh, you do.
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Soldier: Help yourself by the way, i hid plenty of it! And it spoils REAL fast!
Merasmus: That's why you put it in the refrigerator!
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I'm not going to dig up a refrigerator every time a raccoon wants sour cream, Merasmus.
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oh,for-
THE BOMBINOMICON! YOUR RACOONS ARE EATING THE BOMBINOMICON!
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Oh for- THE BOMBINOMICON! YOUR RACCOONS ARE EATING THE BOMBINOMICON!
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Lady: Ma'am is this your domicile?
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Ennh? Yes yes, what is it? *starts dusting off the Bombinomicon*
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Lady: I'm with the city. I need to talk to you about the raccoons.
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Oh, um, they'll all be destroyed within the hour, i assure you!
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Lady: I'm afraid not, ma'am. Your domicile is currently housing every raccoon in the greater Badlands area. We're annexing this castle and making it a raccoon sanctuary.
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You're asking Merasmus to LEAVE his castle of eldritch horror?!
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Lady: You'd have to take that up with the park ranger, ma'am.
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Park ranger? Who-
Oh please god don't let it be...
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You hear that Merasmus? I own your castle of ostrich horror now!
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Lady: You're scaring ostriches on the premises? That's a hefty fine, ma'am.
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You hear that, Merasmus? You are being fined and evicted from your castle!
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Lady: I hope she hears that, ranger doe. Failing to listen to a park warden is a hefty-
Merasmus: ENOUGH! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BULLY MERASMUS LIKE SOME CHEAP PARLOR MAGICIAN?!
I WAS BORN BEFORE TIME; DARK LARVAE FROM THE PUTRID WOMB OF THE ANCIENT ONES! I AM THE CURSE BORNE ON THE BREATH OF THE DEAD!
LO, I AM THE MOUTH OF THE BEAST! THE WRAITH IN DARKNESS! THE UNCLEAN THING! I AM THE-
What are you- are you burning my body?!
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Ohhh. Hey, Merasmus. I thought you were dead.
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I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOU THE WHOLE TIME!!!!
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You're ALWAYS talking. I guess I only notice when stop.
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*picks you up off of the ground*
I'm going to KILL you Soldier!
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You can't! If you kill me now, I'll only come back stronger!
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What nonsense are you- wait...
*flashback 1 year ago*
Soldier, did you eat my entire bottle of "Kill Me Come Back Stronger" pills?
I can typing!
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I thought it was your heart medicine.
Typing :3
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You're taking my heart medication?!
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Look, Merasmus, if your gonna keep asking dumb questions, I'll go use my other bathroom that I made in the kitchen.
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*puts you back down harshly*
Very well then Soldier, if I can't kill you, I will KILL EVERYONE YOU CARE
ABOUT!
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Ha! I'd like to see you try!
...then I told the mighty ghost wizard, "Ha! I'd like to see you try!"
And that is why he's killing all of us right now!
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Wow! I cannot believe we did ALL of Doom-Mates!
*shakes your hand* *whispers in your ear* Friend me on steam...my username is Solo Battle Soldier. We can fight later. 
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It was pretty fun :3 *shakes your hand*
And I accept your offer 
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aaaaaaaawwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
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It almost looks like the merasmus style from the comics.
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