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Published: 2016-01-17 02:01:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 8771; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 60
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And a map of predominant religions by country for the silly future map just posted. I hope this does not offend, it's not to be taken seriously.ΒRelated content
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I know this map isn't your original idea, and that Nothing-Is-Scarier is good principle to follow, but as a Kiwi... What do New Zealanders look like?Β
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They're super-intellgent mutants; naturally they're freaky-pale, bald, and have huge heads:
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.phpβ¦
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Ahh I've always loved religious studies.
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Are the cat woman the productions of Siberia that imported to japan ?
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No, no they're Japanese products from an alternate future. (Time travel: it's confusing even before they start throwing chrono-weapons around!)
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Time travel is very confusing indeed !
Thought Its clear that Japanese always get or made the best stuff
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There's probably some of them out there...
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What is the Church of Porn like? Does it promote constant orgies, masturbation and knowledge of sex from very early years?
Also, God 2.0? What are those creepy Antarctic Jews thinking?!
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WRT the Church of Porn, this is what I initially sent to QuantumBranching about it...
"The core doctrine of the Church of Porn, more-or-less is that they A: Believe that sex is in fact communion with the divine, and that the bliss of this communion is the true reason sex provides so much pleasure. B: Believe permanent enlightenment can be achieved if one reaches a sufficiently powerful orgasm. C: Acknowledge that most people lack the capability to achieve this level of sexual performance, due to physical and emotional limitations. D: Believe that ordinary people can, however, approach enlightenment by observing acts of superior sexual performance, if accompanied by certain rituals. E: Consider the improbable sexual feats portrayed in pornographic films to be a prime example of this sort of material. F: Believe that the great pornographers and porn performers of the past were unknowingly guided by the divine so that future generations would be able to use their work to approach enlightenment. The term "Church of Porn" began life as a derogatory nickname that they have "reclaimed"; for this reason, many Pornist clergy will adopt "Porn Star" names, to demonstrate their devotion to the quest for enlightenment."
It is, of course, entirely possible that QB came up with additional refinements.
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That is the single greatest thing I have read on this website all day. I have this image of this megachurch with blaring funky tunes, lead by Pastor Roy "Blacksnake" Binnersley, dress in white assless chaps and sporting a pornstache.
"Greetings, luh-vers of the divine. We have a reeeal treat for you today. First off, famous devotee Pastor Baron Von Beaver-Cleaner will show of his skill with his *cough* organ, and later we will have a ten girl jello baptism"
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So the Kim's are still around? What's there status exactly? Are they still the supreme autocratic rulers or since its a silly world are they actually like most European monarchs and the traditional powerless head of state of a liberal and prosperous democracy π
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Wow, what the hell happened to Madagascar? It's like the Peace of Wesphalia and New York's "Burned-Over District" had a baby.
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Google David Koresh; Waco
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Nope, different Koresh: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreshanβ¦
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Interesting. I think I prefer mine. LOL
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More like the Concave Hollow Earth madness.
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Oh, I somehow missed you explaining this first.
Sorry.
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The Church of Porn? Sounds like Slaanesh is up to no good again.
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Porn is God and Lisa Ann is her prophet.Β
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it's a syncretic faith that considersΒ Philip Berg ,Β Erich von Daniken , andΒ Ray Kurzweil Β to be prophets: a singularity-expecting mix ofΒ non-mainstream Kabbalism, "Chariots of the Gods" flying saucer myth, and "rapture of the nerds"Β techno-optimism, which believes in both aliens and the ein sof.
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