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QueenCold — The lecture
Published: 2019-06-21 16:00:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 8016; Favourites: 137; Downloads: 0
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Don't be a nasty parent in front of Grandma Griddle. She doesn't care how big your kids are. She defends all babies, young and old, weak and strong... and the occasional former Dragon Lord.Related content
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The picture looks like it was drawn by Don Bluth.
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I love how the markings around her mouth look like lipstick.
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It doesn't look like Sconce will be putting up with this for very long.
"Nodragon criticizes my parenting skills! Especially not some leathery old harridan!"
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Grandma Griddle: "HARRIDAN?! In my day we'd get dropped in a glacier for talking to our elders like that! You just proved me right, young lady! You're setting a terrible example for your whelps--do they even KNOW how to raid a pony city?! Kidnap princesses?! The best way to cook a knight?! I oughta go to your cave and straighten them out before you ruin them any more with this soft livng!"
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(OOC: Just to be clear, Griddle is giving Sconce a lecture because she was being too harsh with her kids, including her grown son Torch. That said
Sconce: "Soft? SOFT? I made my son carry a mountain on his shoulders to school every day, uphill, both ways! And he turned out great! Isn't that right, fatso?"
Torch: "... I still hate it when you call me that."
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Sconce: "What was that, sonny?!"
Torch: (Rolls eyes) "Yes ma'am, that's right. The spine spurs even healed after the first 6000 years."
Sconce: "See? Perfectly fine! You're pampering those poor whelps, and I'm gonna put a stop to it!"
Griddle: (Tranquil Fury) "...You go near my hatchlings and I'll put my foot so, SO VERY FAR up your fat rump we'll both have to go to a healer dragon, and he'll have to pull my ENTIRE BODY OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH."
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Sconce: [Laughs] "Don't write checks your hoard can't cover, you old goat."
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Griddle: "THAT'S IT! HI-YA!!"
(A kick lashes out...and makes impact. Sconce's smug look is wiped away, replaced by one of pain)
Sconce: "So....far...help--!"
Griddle: "Torch? Better call the doctor!"
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Torch: "I'd rather call for a camera so I can remember this moment forever. Heh-heh-heh!"
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Sconce: [Pained and shrill] "Those soul-stealing pony gadgets?! Why are young drakes so degenerate?!"
Griddle: "Proving my point there, missy. Feel free to snap a picture, Torch sir, but Granny doesn't want to be stuck like this..."
Torch: "Heheheh! Sure, I'll get a picture and then call a doc."
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