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///WARNING/// WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ HAS SOME EXTREME SARCASM. READ AT YOU OWN RISK!

This message is from the president of Sarcasm-opolis. All residents are required to read the entire description of the current criminal problem.
Dear residents,
There is a monster on the loose and goes by the name Droplet. She is a master criminal that specializes in stealing your lines! Nothing you write or make inside jokes about is safe! No play is safe from this cold-blooded criminal of words! No speech will be able to escape her clutch's! She will steal all of your lines before they leave your mouth! She will read yo mind and steal what only your lips should utter. She may look absolutely freaking adorable, but I know those eyes! Those eyes belong to the most daring, dangerous, mastermind I have ever seen! She will slowly drive you insane as she steals your text messages and call them her own before they can even be delivered! She will take everything from you! Not only will she take your lines but possibly your heart as she gives you that innocent look! DON'T TRUST THE PUPPY EYES! THOSE ARE HER GREATEST WEAPONS! DO NOT TRUST AS IT THAT SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED! She will steal all your inside jokes and whisper "PSST!...turtles" into your ears and you will turn into a Turtle. Cuz dat's how logic work peps!
-President Glory

Well I hope you enjoy this as much as I did making it! CHOW! (AND KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED AND TURTLE PROOF!)

Description

///WARNING/// WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ HAS SOME EXTREME SARCASM. READ AT YOU OWN RISK!

This message is from the president of Sarcasm-opolis. All residents are required to read the entire description of the current criminal problem.
Dear residents,
There is a monster on the loose and goes by the name Droplet. She is a master criminal that specializes in stealing your lines! Nothing you write or make inside jokes about is safe! No play is safe from this cold-blooded criminal of words! No speech will be able to escape her clutch's! She will steal all of your lines before they leave your mouth! She will read yo mind and steal what only your lips should utter. She may look absolutely freaking adorable, but I know those eyes! Those eyes belong to the most daring, dangerous, mastermind I have ever seen! She will slowly drive you insane as she steals your text messages and call them her own before they can even be delivered! She will take everything from you! Not only will she take your lines but possibly your heart as she gives you that innocent look! DON'T TRUST THE PUPPY EYES! THOSE ARE HER GREATEST WEAPONS! DO NOT TRUST AS IT THAT SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED! She will steal all your inside jokes and whisper "PSST!...turtles" into your ears and you will turn into a Turtle. Cuz dat's how logic work peps!
-President Glory

Well I hope you enjoy this as much as I did making it! CHOW! (AND KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED AND TURTLE PROOF!)