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Yeah I know, I couldn't think o anything more creative for a title. It's been awhile since I've done somthing just for me, not a comission, not a comic, all for me. I need to get back to doing that, if nothing else it makes it easier for me to update NWF since I don't get burnt out on it as easily.This is from teh game Portal. AMAZING game although way way way way way too short. I jsut love the feel for it, adn the dry humor(I dunno if it's suposed to be funny but i think the robot 'narrator'/enemy GLADOS is hillarious)
at one point GLADOS informs you that 'Unlike people the weighted companion cube will never betray you or threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If it begisn to speak, please disregard it's advice' or somthing along those lines(its been awhile since ive played)
but yeah the 'will never stab yuo' thing stuck in my head.
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I wont poison your cake.i won't suffocate you when your sleeping.i won't ever kill you I promise
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spyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Fact: The companion Cube is indeed... well ehh.. a cube... so it can't stab you Chell.. More friendly advice from your best friend the Fact Core!
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"I'm not going to stab you, I'm not going to stab you. Ha! I stabbed you!" -Spy 2007
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LOVE the game and your art! great job. i love chell's expression in your drawing, Great!
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It is even featured in the offical portal comic '' Lab Rats'' that the companion cube does speak and will actually give usefull advice 
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You know that someone is actually in there?
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yeah i saw a conspiracy theory on that, made sense to me.................................... creepy
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Funny! Please consider entering the official Valve Portal design contest contest.welovefine.com/contestβ¦
Message me if you have any questions about it.
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'It will never speak or threaten to stab you' Well GLaDOS isn't a friend in the first Portal and all she said there was a LIE. So the companion cube CAN speak and WILL threaten to stab you. :3
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As if the game didn't make me paranoid enough. Thank you KK5109 for making the game scarier. And thank you tragicrabbit07 for a funny yet scary picture.
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This is the first Portal game, she has long fall boots in second game
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Hmmm... I thought that she always had them...
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Haha. Great picture
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While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.
It just had to be said
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I was like
"OH? THAT THOUGHT NEVER OCCOURED TO MEHHH!"
when she said it will never stab me e_e
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if enayone know's how to do custom map's i got an idea how about on the coop thing you both have to stand on buttuns the same time but only one will triger the door and the other will triger a trap and the one that's traped hase to help the one that opend the door to solve a test if the one not traped dosunt secseed in a serton emount of time the person traped will never be seen agen so it's sorta a test of frendship or if "pony" is thear you can do that as my littl portal testing is magic if you know what i mean
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when i was playing portal and i herd GLaDOS say that companion cube will
never stab me i was like "he...he..w-why would capanion cube s-stab me?"
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It WILL stab her... Well, according to what GLaDOS said...
"In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
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the irony should not be explicit
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actually, the companion cubes do think. they were made to run calculations and store things so that they would do two things at once. It's just that they had no way of communicating their findings, so the companion cube project was scrapped and the regular weighted storage cube was phased back in.
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actually, the companion cubes do think. they were made to run calculations and store things so that they would do two things at once. It's just that they had no way of communicating their findings, so the companion cube project was scrapped and the regular weighted storage cube was phased back in.
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The companion cube is best cube \o/ and this drawing is awesome!
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...that'd be kind of scary...
remember GLaDOS said it cannot speak...O.o
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I love her face expession! Its so cute!
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