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Published: 2008-03-15 03:49:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 73732; Favourites: 1873; Downloads: 329
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Yeah I know, I couldn't think o anything more creative for a title. It's been awhile since I've done somthing just for me, not a comission, not a comic, all for me. I need to get back to doing that, if nothing else it makes it easier for me to update NWF since I don't get burnt out on it as easily.This is from teh game Portal. AMAZING game although way way way way way too short. I jsut love the feel for it, adn the dry humor(I dunno if it's suposed to be funny but i think the robot 'narrator'/enemy GLADOS is hillarious)
at one point GLADOS informs you that 'Unlike people the weighted companion cube will never betray you or threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If it begisn to speak, please disregard it's advice' or somthing along those lines(its been awhile since ive played)
but yeah the 'will never stab yuo' thing stuck in my head.
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Companion cube will never threaten to stab you, it just will
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It will never threaten you...
In fact it can not speak at all.
X3
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"In the event your companion cube does speak please disregard its advice."
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Glados freaked me out with that cube to where I couldn't even go in the hidden room to look at how crazy the last subjects were without leaving it behind. o-O
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I was so sad when i had to kill my companion cube 
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It could never stab you! It has a cute pink heart on it!
...but i could be wrong...
Cube: yes, im too cute and innocent to stab you... hehe...
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in the portal map pack version a companion cube stabs you when picked up, iv never played the map pack version so i wouldnt really know if one does stab you
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actually, it will never threaten to stab you, it will just do it without warning.
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it would be even more awkward if you about to throw it into the incinerator.
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lol GLADOS was soooo funny love portal cute peice i like the song at the end of the game shes one vindictive peice of tech
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hahah I thought the robot was hilarious too. And this is adorable :]
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wait..it spoke...so..should i disregard what it says
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THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUUUBBEE!!!!!
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Please remember that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak.
^_^
GLaDOS is the craziest.
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lol when i saw this i was like
.................. HAHAHA
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'I even invited your friend Companion Cube. But he couldn't come, because you MURDERED him.'
If the CCube DOES stab me, he probably saw me murdering him coming...
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"In the event that the companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard it's advice."
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That's really cool 
I've never actually played the game, only watched the walk through on yt..
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hahahaha I remember that line!!!!
seriously good job especially on the textures
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burning cube was the hardest thing I'd ever done.
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I think it's "Unlike people, the Weighted Companion Cube will never betray you or threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak." Then later GLaDOS says "Once again, we would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice."
I think I'm going to make this my background, it's just too awesome
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I had to get Portal when it was released for free on Steam.
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I read that the first was a kind of test drive. They plan on makeing a second, which will be much longer
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You can get a level-pack to add 3 more hours to the gameplay
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Hilarious! I just beat it now for the first time. Don't worry, I find GLADOS hilarious too.
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Wait, the cube is evil!? NOOO!!!
Very nicely drawn, very cute. Chell's reaction is hilarious.
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Lol, that part made me wtf, and lol at the same time xD
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INSTAND EPICNESS
Great Idea, great picture! <3
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*random pyro kills spy*
pyro:msbdjeyvacjysavj(no problem)
*poofs away*
chell....wtf just happened.....
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But... what if he DOES threaten to stab you? I don't think I can handle that type of tension!!! lol. Awesome pic; very funny.
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I loved that part of the game XD the companion cube is love <3
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The companion cube willl not threaten to stab you, and in fact beleive it or not, cannot speak, and if it does, please disreguard it's advice.
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why why why did the cake have to be a LIE !!!!!! srry im spoiler
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"uh oh, sombody cut the cake, i told them to wait for you," lol "lay down the device and lay on your stomach and a party representative will come shortly" HELL NO!
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"The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact, cannot speak. If it does speak, please disregard it's advice."
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lol! at the end of the game when your fighting GLaDOS and you get the ''eyes'' of of her, you know how they speak? well, the blue one listed the very long (and odd) recipe for the cake. it can be found here: [link]
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