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Yeah I know, I couldn't think o anything more creative for a title. It's been awhile since I've done somthing just for me, not a comission, not a comic, all for me. I need to get back to doing that, if nothing else it makes it easier for me to update NWF since I don't get burnt out on it as easily.This is from teh game Portal. AMAZING game although way way way way way too short. I jsut love the feel for it, adn the dry humor(I dunno if it's suposed to be funny but i think the robot 'narrator'/enemy GLADOS is hillarious)
at one point GLADOS informs you that 'Unlike people the weighted companion cube will never betray you or threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If it begisn to speak, please disregard it's advice' or somthing along those lines(its been awhile since ive played)
but yeah the 'will never stab yuo' thing stuck in my head.
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Ooo! Ooo!
Random portal humour for you!
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"I will never stab you..."
- You shouldn't be talking either! (whispers)do you want HER to make me incinerate you!?
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friendship cubes next line, "even though you broke my heart and killed me"[link]
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You know something's up when a hunk of... cube... is more talkative than the person using it.
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WAIT A SEC! If GLaDOS said that the companion cube will NEVER speak, and it SPOKE!
Than if GLaDOS said that she will never stab you... RUN AWAY CHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Actually, GlaDOS never said it wouldn't stab you, only that it wouldn't threaten to stab you.
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"In the event that the companion cube does speak, please disregard its advise."
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I got to that just a little while ago. I was sad to toss it in the fire xD
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ARPETURE SCIENCE takes thIs TIMe to REMind YOU thAt the WEIGHted COMpanion CUbe CANNot speAk.
lool good job!!
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loved portal i was so heartbroken when i had to kill it
great pic too
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I spent four years thinking the Companion Cube was going to talk to me.
And it never said ANYTHING! TT^TT
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D'aw how could a little cutie like the companion cube ever stab you?
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Or is he?... great work!
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But if you're supposed to disregard what it says... and it says it will never stab you... but they say it'll never... then... but... NNNNNNNRRRGGGGGGGH!!!
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Great picture love portal.
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"Hello. How is your day going? I am not doing so well, because I am a potato"
-Glados, Portal 2
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Ahahahahaha. Brilliant!!!!
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:3 oh yes. I loved this game. THE CAKE IS A LIE!
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I have the game, but it's going insanely slow. any tips on how to stop this lagging?
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i'll never stab you expect if you try to murder me!
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Never? Ok then. I'll just slowly step over here.
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rrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice pic
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"if the weighted companion cube does in fact speeck the enrichment urges to to disregard its advice."
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Beta version of Portal had real moving, stabbing, talking Companion Cube.
Well, Erased. Of course, you will never finish the puzzle if cube moves when you not looking at it.
So. They removed talking, moving, and well. stabbing part.
At least, that is what I know.
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Nice, just cleared Portal 2 and loved every bit of it...
now gotta finish it in co-op!
...Oh and nice pic BTW jeje ^^'
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A L...
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