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Published: 2011-08-30 15:58:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1558; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 10
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Because we all know what the Netherlands are famous for, aside from awesome games and cheese.Atrej this time, a character I sucked out of my fingers for 's story.
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But then Gnarl discovered the power of weed himself and just didn't care.
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Well, how else did they make the Overlord games, if not on weed?
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I love being a Duthman, I'm from the Netherlands.
Great picture, Ramul, keep up the good (or Evil) work.
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"I've seen pure evil. All covered in flowers, I swear"
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I hope not. He's not very fond of heights.
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Then he better tie himself to a heavy rock or tree.
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That I'll leave to figure out to you.
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Only three fingers? The shoulder armour is so awesome!!!
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The other two are hidden behind that massive joint.
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Alright!!! Hehe, like the eyes... xD
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XD all rubbish we are normal people that donΒ΄t take drugs or alcohol XD and that cape is sooo 1756 XD we only wear leather outfits with whips.
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No shackles and chains? How boring.
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XD no no thatΒ΄s only on the second date you must know the rules, first date only whips second date shackles and chains and third date is everything plus a bit pain XD i donΒ΄t know how to say it correctly but its strangle so i guess a bit of strangling XD
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Niiice, on which date comes the necrophilia?
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when youΒ΄re married for 50 years XD
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And the tentacles, do they come earlier or later?
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depends if you like a octopus or just a normal person ^^
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...Wait, I thought all Dutch had tentacles growing out of their feet.
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What nooo we have vibrators but not tentacles. Even with a hole in it for certain manly parts.
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Not sure whether I want to move to the Netherlands at all costs or moving as far away from it as possible.
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if you like good weather i would ran away if you like a lot of rain you should move to the Netherlands ^^
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Living on the west side of a mountain range with very English weather I'm used to rain...what bothers me more are Dutch with holey foot vibrators.
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you get use to it maybe if your lucky you get ten vibrators too XD only a ace and you got blackjack so you always got a good opening hand xD
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Not really eager to get vibrators on my feet, though.
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Xd well you can get them in several colours xD and maybe even with a mushroom holder.
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Why, to pleasure the local stinkhorns?
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But if the mushroom holder is on a vibrator, wouldn't the ashes and embers fly everywhere?
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Fireworks are nice, but please not on my carpet.
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But then I'm going to slap the foot vibrators all over my carpet and it will complain about headaches the whole night.
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And a carpet with headaches from being slapped with a vibrator.
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Oh this will give me so much to work with when I get back to writing about em Darklords and whatnot! Fantastic!
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But hopefully it doesn't involve him smoking pot with his advisor.
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Fear not, it will have nothing to do with Evernightian or Everlightian plantation being consumed as means to get high.
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The other possibility I can think about is him licking his advisor...ew.
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"These mushrooms in your beard. I can't get enough of them!" "Master, I beg you! No more!"
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I love that flowerpower cloak.
That said, I only smoked the stuff once...
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