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Published: 2011-05-02 02:37:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 12368; Favourites: 256; Downloads: 37
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HALF AN HOUR! That damn Arishok fight, using a tank rogue mind you, took HALF A DAMN HOUR! And to top it off, I didn't even get the satisfaction of a heroic final blow or snappy quip before he croaked!Needless to say, I was a bit miffed.
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Oh my goodness just like Fenris o.o
Great Drawing
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That is the best angry face I have ever seen! Makes me burst out laughing every time I look at it.
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I make that face every time my internet goes out!
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HA! I'd love to see that!Β
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I always play as a mage so the Arishock battle always consists of me freezing him and then hitting him with everything I got until he unfreezes himself. When he's not frozen I'm just running around the room like crazy attempting to stay out of reach until I can use my freezing spells again. Something tells me that when Varric wrote said battle into his Tale of the Champion book he probably totally made the battle up. I can't see my mages running around like crazy people sounding very heroic.
Anyway, I love the comic. The arishock battle is frustrating. 
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I do the same thing!
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I'm happy to know I'm not the only one. 
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We, mages, should stick together
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Duelist, heh? I know the feeling. All that defense will do nothing against the locomotive bull, and you just don't have enough armor to survive if he connects. Very frustating for a class supposedly suited for duels.
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You laugh at my pain and misfortune?
This pleases me.
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I remember using a mage for the first playthrough...it took me two f**king hours and I swear I spent 3/4 of that time running.
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At least Hawke got some good exercise, eh?
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i know that feel... only it took me an hour+ with my rogue. fucking archers T^T
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fucking... Arishok..... THREE FUCKING HOURS OF RUNNING AROUND WAITING FOR MY STUPID BLOODY STAMINA POTION TO RECHARGE BECAUSE BEING A COMPLETE RETARD ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH I PUT ALL MY POINTS INTO STRENGTH AND HEALTH.... THEN HE SKEWERED ME, CAUSING ME TO LOSE HALF MY HEALTH!!!
(I'm upset, could I maybe have a cookie?)
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Oh god i know that rage. i literally stood a foot from the tv screaming. it was a nightmare
heres a cookie for your trouble
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thanks, oh.... if you have a spare TV, that would be great, I might have ever so slightly put my fist through mine when I won..
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LMFAO111 That is hilarious! I nearly did that with mine, buuuut i doubt my dad wouldv been happy finding a gaping hole in his new 60" plasma screen. and i dont think a simple "but the arishok made me do it" wouldv sufficed
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I've heard worse excuses
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Oh god, this fight is so frustrating. 
Merrill in the background 
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Don't let the face fool you. He's a cuddly teddy bear.
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I know, It took several tries. I had Anders (love ^^) Varric, and I think Avaline. I had to resort to haveing almost all ranged weapons on the fifth try.
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I hated the part with Sister Petrice even more.
I've hated her forever, ever since the very first second I saw her.
And in the end I didn't get to even hurt her, nope, a damned Qunari had to shoot her in the eye.
At least you get to fight Arishok. :/
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Oh, I'd have been fine with that.
It was the fight with him that made me hate him soooooooo much.
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ur hawke... scares me lol (inchs away) umm its kinda funny tho.. and ik, so damn frustrating, and most fo what u do is run like a chicken with ur head cut off! grrr >.>
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Oh, I usually run like a chicken.
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i think everyone does, no matter your fighting style and class lol. theres always running.. and running... lol
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over 900 back flips later....
RAAAGE! (pure win)
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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YES I WILL FIGHT YOU IN SINGLE COMBAT ARISHOK! ............. *Thirty minutes of running away like a girl*
I AM VERY HONORABLE :U
And then I died and said "@*#U(*@$2 it. I'll just fight with everyone."
Then I had to finish him off with Fenris cause everyone else DIED XD
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With a mage: 10 minutes
With a warrior: 15 minutes
With a rogue? DAMN!!!! It took half an hour!!!!!?
In Oirgins I loved to be a rogue, but in the second? Mage!
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But a real man doesn't wear a dress!
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True; a real man goes into battle wearing nothing but his scanties!!
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But my mage is a woman! xD
Oh, wait, I have a man mage! DX
You're right.
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Lolz...I know how that feels... I think my battle with the Arishok took about 45 minuets.... Im a mage....
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Last panel was funny as hell, but what made me laugh out loud was Merrill doing her ditz routine in the background. Silly elf!
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As a mage I was just content to be still alive after almost an hour of running around pillars.
BioWare why we can't dismember the Arishok with the most epic spell of the game, and then leave the battleground like a boss ? The trailer is a lie!
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Oh, that trailer? Nah, there was a bit of a mix-up. That trailer was from Mass Effect 3.
...spoiler alert
THE ARISHOK IS A REAPER!
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omg way to funny i fell off my chair when i saw the ending face omg i love it!
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My plan to injure people with my comedy is going as planned! MWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH and so on.
Thanks! XD
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As was I, as was I. It would be nice if they had made three awesome finishers like they did the opening scene.
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LOL! Oh too perfect. The first time I tried it I did it with a rogue archer (not recommended) on normal -- two and a half hours later⦠I lost⦠And yes, the expresses it just beautifully.
And yes, Merrillβ¦ too too wonderfulβ¦
Great strip. Love the drawing style. Just perfect.
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Thanks, mate, really! I've been trying to get into a style I can start a comic with this. Not quite there, but I'm on my way.
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You should try that fight with a mage. Than it will take you more than half an hour xD
Man, the Arishok was though! He would have deserved a better way of dying!
And we deserve a final blow!
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