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I am very bad at driving the Mako.I am fairly sure my fem!Shep is not actually licensed to drive it, but no one is brave enough to tell her she can't.
There are three of them in there because two was too boring... and anyway, based on the Feros mission, the Mako has room for four. Garrus strikes me as the type who would enjoy roller-coasters, I don't know why. Tali is too polite to comment on someone else's piloting/driving/whatever. Liara... well, this is her first exposure to Shepard's driving.
Also, I really (really really) need a different title, but I am not particularly clever today. I would welcome suggestions.
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You're Femshep didn't get her license either???
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I like to pretend that mine's perfectly good at flying and anything zero-g, but not so good at gravity-bound/land-based vehicles. Admittedly, this is mainly because ME2 shows her driving a flying car and no one dies...
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They must of known that driving mako = bad!
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I don't get it. Why do people hate the Mako so much? After the hammerhead, I want the Mako back....
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The Mako made me appreciate the Hammerhead.
I liked the scene from Lair of the Shadowbroker, when you're driving the air taxi.
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This is what ME was missing! Squeals of terror from Liara and Tali and whoops of happiness from Garrus and Wrex! Bioware needs to remedy this with patches!!!
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I love this picture, oh my goodness XD The Mako is the bane of my existence in ME. I hate it so much, jeezus.
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Thank you! You're very much not alone in your hatred - I really want to make some more Sheps to run through ME2, but I just can't bring myself to do the Mako missions again. ><
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At first I didn't understand why my boyfriend was so happy that the Mako wasn't in ME2, but not I understand completely. It's WRECKING my life (lawl see what I did there).
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is Shame theyre dont use this im ME 1.
My driving styl with Maco will by like: Why the hell we ride this way? OMG Stop i need go out!!!! Shit why we must ride to every hole whitch is in our way?
sory for bad english it int my born language
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Haha, it would be a lot more fun if there was commentary, wouldn't it? Thank you for the comment!
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That is hilarious! I never thought about how the others might react to my Mako driving. It MUST be something like this because I loved to drive the Mako! I'd climb the highest freakin' mountain just to get the minerals and see if I could get back down without using the boosts. I'd be turning and flipping all over the place and laughing my ass off! lol
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Haha, my flips were usually on accident. I can't even tell you how many times I'd get killed trying to take the shortest route (as the crow flies) across a map...
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Only time I died was when I tried to run over a Thresher Maw. Not a smart move in hindsight. But it sounded like fun at the time! lol
But finding and killing Thresher Maws did become a favorite of mine after driving in general.'Cause I gotta tell you the 'Mining'they have now is boring as HELL! And the Firewalker is fun but just not the same as driving off a cliff at full speed and flipping a coin to see which lands first!
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Why was this not in my favorites? This must be fixed! *faves*
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Haha, thank you! I'm glad you like it!
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Hahahahah, Can't stop laughing..... sis looking at me weird...
Love it though, Liara would say somethign like that!
FAV
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XD Glad you got a laugh out of it! Thank you!
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Oh!!! Driving Mako was a whole disaster!!!
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Yeah, it was a mess - I started making up party member reactions to my driving to make it less annoying. XD
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I hate the Mako so much Dx It gets jostled by EVERY little bump on the terrain -___- And the steering sucks D:
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The Mako is the main reason I haven't replayed ME1... ><
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It's only used on a couple of the main missions though D:
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Haha xD I actually grew to like ME1 (I thought it was boring before). I found the mako much more easy to drive (I don't know how) if I had the zoom held down like a FPS.
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Huh, I hadn't tried that! I'll have to see if it helps... thanks for the tip!
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I hope it helps too ^_^
No prob :]
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I love this. xD I myself have done some pretty strange back-flips and tumbles in the Mako. I can definitely imagine my squad members reacting like this. Well done!
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Haha, thanks! I'm glad you like it!
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A good thing is, that everyone has a good stomach. Imagine if Tali would have to throw up... Man, that would be messy.
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Well, I dunno - they're all aliens, and there are plenty of species on earth that lack the ability to vomit, so... maybe they can't?
And if they can, I bet Tali's suit is equipped to handle it. If they can't take them off, the filtration systems must be killer...
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I have a question...in the last panel, how did they end up in different seats?
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They should all be in the same place they were in the first panel (hard for them not to be, since I cheated outrageously and just copied and rotated the same sketch while I was doing the under-drawing).
Could you elaborate? If there's something wrong with it, it'd be a good reason to dust it off and finally polish it up...
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Its not really a problem. Its just in the last panel i think Garrus and Tali switched places
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it's really funny how you can only see Liara's expression. I'm amazed how they managed to give those masked/frozen faced characters so much emotion nonetheless.
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Garrus' 'happy face' when their upside down made me lol, I'm a good driver(in the game">_>), I just love driving up the impossible high mountains,then jump off with the jets. I ran over every monkey, I crushed every geth, I blew the turrets to Kingdom Come, and splattered a bird in mid air, I'll love those days forever ^-^,and now, I can go and imagine their commentary XD
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I'm glad you like the smiley face!
I can't drive the Mako at all... I actually had to restart a couple of missions because I managed to kill everyone falling off a mountain.
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XD lol... the only one that gave me trouble was Noveria =_=" I drove off into the canyon like,2,000 times, either that or I got blasted/frozen X_X all in all, kinda wish they kept the Mako XD it's something to do when your bored...btw;smiley faces always enlighten my day for some reason ^-^;
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Noveria... I actually only Mako-suicided into the canyon once or maybe twice there in all four of my playthroughs. That one was easy because there were no possible 'shortcuts.' My problem with the Mako is mostly that I'm impatient, and planetside missions always took too long, and going around mountain ranges takes longer than going straight over them. Well, it would if I didn't die. You see the problem.
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Glad it made you laugh!
And yeah, there really should have been party interjections when you managed a spectacular crash... It would have made the whole thing a lot more fun. ^^
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Cute! I despise the mako while driving it, but looking back, it's amusing
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Yeah - I liked it a lot more after I finished the game and moved on to ME2...
Thanks! ^^
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Im no good with the mako either
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