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I am very bad at driving the Mako.I am fairly sure my fem!Shep is not actually licensed to drive it, but no one is brave enough to tell her she can't.
There are three of them in there because two was too boring... and anyway, based on the Feros mission, the Mako has room for four. Garrus strikes me as the type who would enjoy roller-coasters, I don't know why. Tali is too polite to comment on someone else's piloting/driving/whatever. Liara... well, this is her first exposure to Shepard's driving.
Also, I really (really really) need a different title, but I am not particularly clever today. I would welcome suggestions.
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This picture just made my day - Thanks!
Also - great job with expressions. Garrus FTW (especially on 3rd panel)^^
I'm so glad that Mako is no more in ME2...
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I'm happy to hear it brightened your day!
Thanks! I totally agree about the Mako... Although I have to say, once I stopped catapulting off cliffs, running over geth was rather satisfying. *grin*
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*laughs* Yeah... Sometimes it was satisfying (like, when you could take down Tresher Maw without a scratch). But the steering system in PC version was awful anyway
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The fun bits didn't make up for the tedium and frustration, but it probably could have been worse...
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You think so? *shudders*
By the way, I wonder how will it become with this ME2 DLC's Hammerhead. There's very little about it right now and it makes me even more curious
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LOL!!! I am the exact same way. I HATE driving that thing. I just laughed so hard looking at your picture here. It was hilarious well done.
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*laugh* Thanks! I drew this on my first playthrough, when my driving was spectacularly, wretchedly awful. It's moved up to just 'really bad' since then. ^^
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Yeah
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*grin* Glad you enjoyed it!
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I thought something like this up last night while in teh kitchen xD
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Awesome.XDD I love that little ': D' face you made with Garrus. Made. My. Day.
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Ahhh, good times.
I'm pretty sure that my Shepards down a couple of shots of hard liquor before taking the Mako out, judging from how well I drive it. So many rollovers.
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I'm blaming engineering. Honestly, what is the point of even HAVING jet boosters if I can't use them to correct mid-fall to keep myself from flipping over? Or to accelerate up cliffs? *pout*
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the look on their faces are, priceless. 
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Your most welcome. Keep up the great work.
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These jokes never get old. 
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Thanks! Glad you like it. ^^
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this is so excellent! totally felt bad for my fellow passengers when running over a mineral beacon and the magic mako flipping over
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*laugh* Yeah, this was after I'd been playing for about a day. I'd flipped the stupid thing over four times.
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i half imagine Kaidan freaking out while Garrus is just sitting casually behind me XD
don't worry! I suck at driving too! Another reason why I haven't even passed my permit test XD
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The really sad thing is that I'm a good driver in real life. I just can't drive the Mako to save my life.
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at the end of ME1, you do have to drive the Mako in order to save your life
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Everytime I played in the Mako I ALWAYS thought about what the other characters would think of my driving. It's impossible to have a smooth ride! I swear, the inside of that vehicle is probably covered in vomit from crew members with weak stomachs hahaha.
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Ew, I hope not - although if that's the case, no wonder Shepard insists on driving!
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LOL Garrus must have been on some really insane roller coasters back on Palavan!!
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After playing the game for the 7th time you get a hang on driving MAKO. Really. Last time I played it I managed to flip it over just twice. But when I played it for the first time... It was a Horror! I thought that Mako is the worst thing that happened to me...
Anyway, This just made my day. !
Always wondered when will one of them eventually snap.
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I'm getting a little more accustomed to it, but the way the physics work on it... several tons of metal with multiple passengers should not bounce over a pebble in the road and do a mid-air 180. ><
Glad you liked it!
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Yeah. It looks like they forgot about gravity 
And the fact that's it's almost a tank.
We'll see if they do anything about it in the sequel.
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Yeah.
I really liked the physics engine when it was letting me use biotics to fling people into walls, but not so much when it was letting the terrain fling my tank over cliffs...
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Your Shepard and mine would be fast friends. Mako crashers unite! >
Garrus' expression is awesome. XD
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Probably so! I manage to flip the Mako over about once per planetfall...
I'm glad you like his expression - turian faces are kinda difficult to draw.
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Funny as heck!
I've always wondered why no one complains about the driving in-game.
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Well, they do have something to say when you run over the local wildlife...
Thanks for the comment!
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No problem.
I would just love it if there were more comments on bad driving.
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That's brilliant, just brilliant!
I guess all the Shepards have two 'family traits': they're not used to smiling and they're terrible drivers XD
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Thank you!
And yeah - you're probably right about that! On the other hand, I can't imagine anyone is all that good at driving the Mako...
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Garrus smiling kills me, poor Liara however, and bless Tali for not saying a word on Shep's lack of driving skills.
Can't help but wonder what Wrex would think or say.
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Wrex: I lovem when their rough like this
Team: That sounded so sexual
Wrex: ............ shut up
and we all feel ur pain, riding that thing SUCKS!
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Thanks!
I'm not sure how Wrex would react, but I'm sure he'd have something to say...
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Fantastic. I love that Garrus is thrilled. I've seen him stoic and unflappable in regards to the driving, which is hilarious, but this is even better.
Also, Tali's "no comment" is hysterical in itself.
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*grin* Thanks! Glad you like it!
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This is great.
I love how Garrus is just laughing his ass off while Tali is just meh about the situation. Really nice representation of the characters.
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Thank you! I'm only like a third through, I think, so it's nice to hear that they don't seem out-of-character!
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