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'The sun was all shiny and stuff that day. It was cool, 'cuz it was a day offf and stuff for Nartuo and Saskue. Kakashi-sensei had told them to take the day off and all that because he-'

"What the Hell?" Naruto said, clearly disgusted.

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"What the Hell is this? I can tell already that this fic is gonna suck," Naruto groaned.

Sasuke sighed, giving a small shrug. "Nothing we can do, I geuss. Just roll with it." //A.N. OMG SASUKE'S SO HAWT! HE'S SO KAKKOIIIII!//

"WHAT?!" Naruto cried, incredulous at the author's note. "WHAT ABOUT ME?!" //A.N. Awww ur Kawaaii too, Naru-chan.//

Naruto sputtered, completely indignant. "What? Naru-chan?! Don't you dare call me that! Plus, I have no idea what you just said!"

Sasuke's eyes twitched, getting more and more annoyed with this authoress. "Damn fangirl," he cursed under his breath. //A.N. Wht was that, Sasuke-kun?//

"I said you're a psycho fangirl with NO WRITING SKILLS!" Sasuke yelled at the sky. The poor, innocent pedestrians whispered to each other as they questioned the Uchiha's sanity.

//A.N. OMG dun make me pair u up withh Chouji!//

Sasuke scoffed. "As long as it's not-"

//A.N. UCHIHACEST!// (Sorry, ItaSasu lovers)

Sasuke's entire face went pale, suddenly beginning to shudder violently. A moment later, he fell to the ground, twitching in spasms of shock.

"Sasuke!" Naruto cried, wondering what the Hell the authoress had said to him. He sat down beside him, checking Sasuke's pulse-

//A.N. OMG KAWAIIII!!!1111//

'SHUT UP, WILL YOU?!'

//A.N. Who r u?//

'The actual author of this lovely parody, if you'll excuse me for breaking the fourth wall, so to speak.'

//A.N. What?//

'Nevermind. Just continue, I'm morbidly curious.'

-checking Sasuke's pulse for any irregularities. Luckily, his breathing seemed stable. He was simply unconscious.

'God, this is so cliche, it's hilarious. Are you going to give him some fatally infectious disease, thereby making Naruto inexplicably fall in love with him?'

//A.N. Huh?//

'Aww, too many big words?'

//A.N. U SUXXORZ!//

'COME DOWN AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU CRAPPY AUTHORESS!'

//A.N. FINE!//

Suddenly, a beautiful maiden appeared. Her golden, almost mystical eyes shined in the daylight. Her hair flowed down her back, barely passing her slim, fit waist. Her hair was black and white, taking the pattern of a chess board. She smiled with a carefree wisdom and said, "Naruto, Sasuke, my name is Mary, I shall solve all of your problems for you, bringing all of your dead beloved's to life"-

'Wait, what the hell? Who is this?'

//A.N. It's ME! ^-^//

'Like Heck it's you!'

//A.N. IT IS SO!//

'"Her hair was black and white, taking the pattern of a chess board?" What the heck?'

//A.N. It's tru!//

'Uh huh, that'll happen. As soon as pigs fly and Hinata is paired up with Chouji.'

//A.N. OMG THATS A KAWAII PAIRING IVE WRITTEN IT B4!//

'... I won't even ask. Anyway, moving right along here...'

Sasuke sat up, shaking his head dazedly. He turned to Naruto, a look of love and lust filling his eyes as he pulled Naruto closer to him-

'OH COME ON!'

//A.N. What? you like the pairing too//

'...So? It doesn't have to be that random! ...And horribly written.'

//A.N. Duz too.//

'You just admitted your stuff was horribly written.'

//A.N. OMG SHUT UPZ!1//

'Ah, crap, they're continuing-'

"Oh, Naruto, I've never felt this way about anyone before..." Sasuke whispered, gazing deeply into his blue, blue eyes. "I think I'm in love with you..."

Grasping hold of Sasuke's hand, Naruto smiled serenely at his one true love. Closing his eyes, he leaned ever-so-deliactly forward to kiss his tempting lips-

'For one thing: You spelled "delicately" wrong. For another thing: IF THIS KEEPS UP I WILL FOREVER HATE SASUNARU!'

//A.N. U no its hawt.//

'NOT WHEN IT MAKES ME NEARLY VOMIT!'

//A.N. Well thatz ur problem.//

'Shut up shut up shut up! God, you may as well add shojo bubbles into the backround.'

//A.N. OO THAT'D LOOK SO KEWT!//

'Don't you mean kawaii?'

//A.N. That 2, now let me continue //

'Ooh, continue, big word there, you even spelled it right- WAIT, CONTINUE!?'

Sasuke wrapped his arms tenderly around Naruto, kissing him with a passion unrivaled by any human being before him. Naruto kissed back just as eagerly, clutching Sasuke toward him like a lifeline-

'Why is it you're better at writing make-out scenes than at an actual plot? Face it, this is plain and simple fanservice.'

//A.N. Shuddup, stoopid//

'That's it! I'm taking over!'

//A.N. HUH?!//

'You heard me! I'm taking over, starting now!'

And suddenly, in the middle of this horribly written make-out session, Naruto and Sasuke pulled away from each other, blinking in confusion.

"Was- was I just kissing you?" Naruto asked, clearly horrified at the idea.

Slowly, Sasuke nodded, still somewhat shaken by the ordeal.

Naruto's eye twitched, and he sighed out of relief. "Well, it's over, at least."

Sasuke nodded again, still unable to speak after that terrible, horrible, vomit-enducing fanfic scenario.

//A.N. HEY!//

'Quiet, you.'

Naruto laughed nervously and pulled Sasuke up from the ground.

"Well... ah... What say we never speak of this again, hm?" Naruto said.

"...Yeah."

And so, they returned to their homes, where they miraculously had their memories erased by the merciful authoress, Raspberry-heaven, who is currently in disbelief that she actually wrote this.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Naruto and Sasuke barely survived the terror of: The-Fangirl-who-was-bored-and-decided-to-make-a-fanfic-about-Naruto-and-Sasuke-being-caught-in-a-horrible-fanfic.

THE END

//A.N. LOLZ!//

'WILL YOU JUST DIE, ALREADY?!'

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'The sun was all shiny and stuff that day. It was cool, 'cuz it was a day offf and stuff for Nartuo and Saskue. Kakashi-sensei had told them to take the day off and all that because he-'

"What the Hell?" Naruto said, clearly disgusted.

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"What the Hell is this? I can tell already that this fic is gonna suck," Naruto groaned.

Sasuke sighed, giving a small shrug. "Nothing we can do, I geuss. Just roll with it." //A.N. OMG SASUKE'S SO HAWT! HE'S SO KAKKOIIIII!//

"WHAT?!" Naruto cried, incredulous at the author's note. "WHAT ABOUT ME?!" //A.N. Awww ur Kawaaii too, Naru-chan.//

Naruto sputtered, completely indignant. "What? Naru-chan?! Don't you dare call me that! Plus, I have no idea what you just said!"

Sasuke's eyes twitched, getting more and more annoyed with this authoress. "Damn fangirl," he cursed under his breath. //A.N. Wht was that, Sasuke-kun?//

"I said you're a psycho fangirl with NO WRITING SKILLS!" Sasuke yelled at the sky. The poor, innocent pedestrians whispered to each other as they questioned the Uchiha's sanity.

//A.N. OMG dun make me pair u up withh Chouji!//

Sasuke scoffed. "As long as it's not-"

//A.N. UCHIHACEST!// (Sorry, ItaSasu lovers)

Sasuke's entire face went pale, suddenly beginning to shudder violently. A moment later, he fell to the ground, twitching in spasms of shock.

"Sasuke!" Naruto cried, wondering what the Hell the authoress had said to him. He sat down beside him, checking Sasuke's pulse-

//A.N. OMG KAWAIIII!!!1111//

'SHUT UP, WILL YOU?!'

//A.N. Who r u?//

'The actual author of this lovely parody, if you'll excuse me for breaking the fourth wall, so to speak.'

//A.N. What?//

'Nevermind. Just continue, I'm morbidly curious.'

-checking Sasuke's pulse for any irregularities. Luckily, his breathing seemed stable. He was simply unconscious.

'God, this is so cliche, it's hilarious. Are you going to give him some fatally infectious disease, thereby making Naruto inexplicably fall in love with him?'

//A.N. Huh?//

'Aww, too many big words?'

//A.N. U SUXXORZ!//

'COME DOWN AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU CRAPPY AUTHORESS!'

//A.N. FINE!//

Suddenly, a beautiful maiden appeared. Her golden, almost mystical eyes shined in the daylight. Her hair flowed down her back, barely passing her slim, fit waist. Her hair was black and white, taking the pattern of a chess board. She smiled with a carefree wisdom and said, "Naruto, Sasuke, my name is Mary, I shall solve all of your problems for you, bringing all of your dead beloved's to life"-

'Wait, what the hell? Who is this?'

//A.N. It's ME! ^-^//

'Like Heck it's you!'

//A.N. IT IS SO!//

'"Her hair was black and white, taking the pattern of a chess board?" What the heck?'

//A.N. It's tru!//

'Uh huh, that'll happen. As soon as pigs fly and Hinata is paired up with Chouji.'

//A.N. OMG THATS A KAWAII PAIRING IVE WRITTEN IT B4!//

'... I won't even ask. Anyway, moving right along here...'

Sasuke sat up, shaking his head dazedly. He turned to Naruto, a look of love and lust filling his eyes as he pulled Naruto closer to him-

'OH COME ON!'

//A.N. What? you like the pairing too//

'...So? It doesn't have to be that random! ...And horribly written.'

//A.N. Duz too.//

'You just admitted your stuff was horribly written.'

//A.N. OMG SHUT UPZ!1//

'Ah, crap, they're continuing-'

"Oh, Naruto, I've never felt this way about anyone before..." Sasuke whispered, gazing deeply into his blue, blue eyes. "I think I'm in love with you..."

Grasping hold of Sasuke's hand, Naruto smiled serenely at his one true love. Closing his eyes, he leaned ever-so-deliactly forward to kiss his tempting lips-

'For one thing: You spelled "delicately" wrong. For another thing: IF THIS KEEPS UP I WILL FOREVER HATE SASUNARU!'

//A.N. U no its hawt.//

'NOT WHEN IT MAKES ME NEARLY VOMIT!'

//A.N. Well thatz ur problem.//

'Shut up shut up shut up! God, you may as well add shojo bubbles into the backround.'

//A.N. OO THAT'D LOOK SO KEWT!//

'Don't you mean kawaii?'

//A.N. That 2, now let me continue //

'Ooh, continue, big word there, you even spelled it right- WAIT, CONTINUE!?'

Sasuke wrapped his arms tenderly around Naruto, kissing him with a passion unrivaled by any human being before him. Naruto kissed back just as eagerly, clutching Sasuke toward him like a lifeline-

'Why is it you're better at writing make-out scenes than at an actual plot? Face it, this is plain and simple fanservice.'

//A.N. Shuddup, stoopid//

'That's it! I'm taking over!'

//A.N. HUH?!//

'You heard me! I'm taking over, starting now!'

And suddenly, in the middle of this horribly written make-out session, Naruto and Sasuke pulled away from each other, blinking in confusion.

"Was- was I just kissing you?" Naruto asked, clearly horrified at the idea.

Slowly, Sasuke nodded, still somewhat shaken by the ordeal.

Naruto's eye twitched, and he sighed out of relief. "Well, it's over, at least."

Sasuke nodded again, still unable to speak after that terrible, horrible, vomit-enducing fanfic scenario.

//A.N. HEY!//

'Quiet, you.'

Naruto laughed nervously and pulled Sasuke up from the ground.

"Well... ah... What say we never speak of this again, hm?" Naruto said.

"...Yeah."

And so, they returned to their homes, where they miraculously had their memories erased by the merciful authoress, Raspberry-heaven, who is currently in disbelief that she actually wrote this.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Naruto and Sasuke barely survived the terror of: The-Fangirl-who-was-bored-and-decided-to-make-a-fanfic-about-Naruto-and-Sasuke-being-caught-in-a-horrible-fanfic.

THE END

//A.N. LOLZ!//

'WILL YOU JUST DIE, ALREADY?!'