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Remix-Kokoro — Angst (Dark Pit x Reader) (Implied Smut) [NSFW]
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Published: 2015-04-26 23:45:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 16390; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 0
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Description    (Y/N) was currently sitting on the couch in the rec room, casually sipping a cup of cherry coke and scrolling down the Tumblr feed on her tablet. In front of her, Villager, Pit, Toon Link, and Ike were currently playing the very game they were in, Smash.
   "I'm gonna win!" Toon Link yelled, as he used Rosalina to go over and spike Ike, who was currently controlling Falco. Rosalina's down smash connected, and sent Falco flying down past the blast lines.
   "Oooooh!" Pit and Villager yelled, as they saw Ike's face grow a bit red in embaressment, Toon Link sitting happily with a smug grin on his face.
   "Well, since Ike's down to only one Stock, let's gang up on him," Villager said, as he controled his character, Metaknight, over to Falco to take him down. Pit nodded.
   "I don't see why not," Pit replied, grinning, as he used Game and Watch to run over to Falco and use his side B, hoping to hit a nine. Only he had hit a one.
   "Nice try guys," Ike replied, as he then used Falco's up special to blast the two off of the stage. As Villager and Pit whined about losing a stock, Ike imitated how the two were before with a long "Oooooh!"
   Just then, they heard the sound of someone spitting then gagging out, and then burst out laughing. Toon Link paused the match, and turned around to see none other than (Y/N) laughing.
   "(Y/N), are you okay there?" Toon Link asked, a little weirded out. (Y/N) grabbed her stomach in pain.
   "Oh god! That's too great! I have soda in my n-nose, hahaha!" (Y/N) managed to say between snorts. The four boys stared at her in confusion.
   "What's so funny?" Villager asked. "Ike winning?"
   "Hey," Ike snapped back. (Y/N) shook her head.
   "No, I was just scrolling through tumblr, and reading someone's review on Kid Icarus: Awakening," (Y/N) replied, still laughing a bit. She then settled down a bit, and wiped away a tear from her face. "Oh-okay I'm good now,"
   Pit smiled.
   "Did they like the game?" Pit asked, since it was his franchise. (Y/N) nodded.
   "Yeah they did," (Y/N) said. "Well, besides the controls, but they enjoyed it a lot,"
   Cel then started to giggle a bit, just thinking about what she had read earlier.
   "B-but then they said that, oh god I'm gonna start laughing again!" (Y/N) said, as she tried to compose herself. "They called Dark Pit an Angsty Pit, that when Dark Pit came out of the mirror, it's just all of your desires you never got, which is why he's always so emo and angsty and, OH GOD!" (Y/N) then once again started laughing. Pit sat there, a sweat drop falling down his face.
   "I-I'm pretty sure that's not what happened," Pit said. "And also, I know what 'emo' is, but what exactly is angst?"
   "S-s-se- Oh gosh I can't explain with Toon Link and Villager sitting there! Ike go ahead and tell Pit, It's just, hahahaha!" (Y/N) said, starting to laugh again. Pit looked over at Ike, confused. Ike sighed.
   "Fluxuated emotions, or in other words emotionaly frustrated," Ike said straight out. "The internet has kind of turned the term into sexually frustrated though," Pit sat there for a second, then started grinning.
   "Yeah, t-that does sound like Pitoo!" Pit said, starting to laugh along. Villager and Toon Link looked at the two laughing smashers.
   "I don't get it..." Villager said. "Why is that so funny?"
   "Y-you'll get it when you older," (Y/N) said, calming down. "Oh, well I have no idea why I found that so funny, I'll just walk off now and go tell Dark Pit the news,"
    As (Y/N) got up to go find Dark Pit, she left her tablet on the couch. The four boys sat there, staring at it.
   "Whoever wins this round gets to draw on (Y/N)'s selfies," Toon Link said, as he un paused the match and took this chance while everyone was distracted to attempt to fling Falco off the stage.
   "Hey! That was a dirty trick!" Ike said, as he then proceeded to continue fighting.

*****

   (Y/N) knew exactly where Dark Pit would be. She strolled over to the outdoor garden, and walked up to the "cool people who want to be left alone and just lean against this tree" tree. ((The club includes Dark Pit, Greninja, Wolf, Lucario, Bowser, Mewtwo, Shadow the Hedgehog confirmed?, ect.))
   As she arrived, she saw the Dark Pit was there, napping. (Y/N) smiled. She rarely got the chance to see Dark Pit so calm and peaceful. (Y/N) knelt down to Dark Pit's height, and crawled on all fours over to the sleeping angel, and sat next to him. His fetures were so exquisite, and his small breaths were so cute, (Y/N) couldn't help but blush a bit. She then felt the urge to wake him up by tickling him or something, but decided not to and watched him sleep a bit longer. She giggled softly to herself, resting her chin on her hands as she watched him snore lightly.
   "Gosh, I'm such a creep," (Y/N) muttered to herself. Though she would not admit it outright, (Y/N) had develouped a bit of a crush on the Dark Angel. Though he was a bit mean, and a little to straightforward sometimes, she knows he means well, and that he did care for other people. Deep down, (Y/N) hoped that he cared for her too.
   "...Carrots..." Dark Pit mummbled. (Y/N) bit her lips, trying to keep in her laughter. Carrots? Why was Dark Pit dreaming about carrots. Dark Pit then moved a bit, his black wings rubbing up against the tree.    
   "Run... (Y/N), the carrots... I'll hold... off..." Dark Pit mummbled once more, his words barely audibule. (Y/N) then stopped laughing. Now, he had just put her name in his dream. What exactly did she and carrots have to do with eachother? (Y/N) said there, as Dark Pit seemed to then continue sleeping peacefully. She then sat there for a few minutes longer, before Dark Pit slowly opened his eyes.
   "Urgh, oh goddess, what time is it?" Dark Pit mummbled to himself. (Y/N) used this as her chance to troll the angel. (Y/N) cleared her throat to make her best impression.
   "Time to tip the scales!" (Y/N) boomed out in a lower tone and serious face, then laughing a bit after. "It's just a bit after noon, Pitoo~!"
   Dark Pit turned his head, to see none other than (Y/N) sitting by his side. He then backed away.
   "Agh! (Y/N)!?! How long were you watching me sleep?" Dark Pit questioned, more concerned about her watching him sleep than her calling him by Pit's stupid nic name for him. (Y/N) shrugged.
   "Enough to hear you mutter something about 'carrots' and my name," (Y/N) said, shrugging. Dark Pit sighed.
   "Oh, good..." Dark Pit said. "That's good,"
   Dark Pit then went back to his tsundere ways, crossing his arms and looking over at (Y/N) with his dark purple eyes.
   "Well, did you want something?" Dark Pit demanded. (Y/N) smiled.
   "Well, I was going through tumblr," (Y/N) started, Dark Pit giving her a "oh wow that's new" look. "And then I came across a post about Kid Icarus: Uprising,"
   "Oh," Dark Pit said, pretending that he was not listening, but kept an ear open. (Y/N) smiled.
   "They said that you were an angsty emo version of Pit," (Y/N) said, starting to giggle a bit. Dark Pit sat there. He definately knew what the word "emo" ment, but what in the world was "angsty"? He looked over at (Y/N).
   "W-what in the name of Hades is angsty?" Dark Pit asked. "I've been called emo many times, but... angsty?"
   (Y/N) then cleared her throat to make another impression.
   "Fluxuated emotions, or in other words emotionaly frustrated," (Y/N) spoke in her best Ike impression. "But the internet has turned this term into sexually frustrated,"
   That last part really got Dark Pit.
   "I-I-I am NOT sexually frustrated!" Dark Pit claimed, standing up. (Y/N) got off her butt, and stood up to meet Dark Pit's height.
   "Hm, I don't know, you do seem to be a little, angsty," (Y/N) said. Dark Pit blushed.
   "Me!?! Angsty! Nonesense! I-I am not, I mean, why-" Dark Pit.
   "Have you ever touched a girl's boobs?" (Y/N) asked straight out and plain. Dark Pit blusehd.
   "N-no, but-" Dark Pit started, but was inturupted by (Y/N) again.
   "Have you ever touched another guys balls?" (Y/N) interjected.
   "What in the world are you suggesting!?! Of course not!" Dark Pit said, blushing even more than before.
   "Aw... So I guess my ship wont sail, and I really shipped you with Pit," (Y/N) said in a jokingly way, giving him an exagerated pout. Dark Pit blushed.
   "I- just stop there with the whole shipping thing..." Dark Pit said. "And also, I'm not angsty-"
   "Do you jack off to internet porn?" (Y/N) questioned.
   "Do I have to answer that?" Dark Pit asked.
   "Yes," (Y/N) replied.
   "No," Dark Pit shoot back.
   "Lies," (Y/N) said, snickering.
   "I'm not lying!" Dark Pit said.
   "You just don't want me to know your fetishs do you?" (Y/N) teased. Dark Pit was even more flustered than when this conversation first started.
   "N-No! I mean yes! You don't need to know that much about me," Dark Pit said, now refusing to look at the girl.
   "Oh, well then, if you don't jack off to internet porn, than what do you masturbate off of?" (Y/N) questioned. "Hm... do you clop?"
   "Clop?" Dark Pit questioned.
   "Masterbate to My Little Poni-"
   "Hell no," Dark Pit responded, before (Y/N) could even finish the question. (Y/N) smiled.
   "Well, maybe it's one of the smashers?" (Y/N) questioned. "Hm.... I know! Rosalina!"
   "Ew, no," Dark Pit said, a little disgusted that (Y/N) would suggest her. Sure she was pretty, but not Dark Pit's type.
   "Peach?" (Y/N) questioned. Dark Pit felt his face cringe.
   "She and Mario, (Y/N), Peach and Mario..." Dark Pit said. Before (Y/N) could suggest another fighter, Dark Pit cut her off. "Do you really want to know?"
   "I don't know, I was just doing this at first to see what kind of a reaction I could get from you," (Y/N) responded, shrugging her shoulders. Dark Pit sighed, face palming himself.
   "If you're really that curious, just follow me," Dark Pit said, as he walked away. Dark Pit rarely asked people to follow him, so maybe (Y/N) was special. Smiling, the giddy girl happily followed the Dark Angel, humming happily.
   Soon then, Dark Pit walked back to his room, (Y/N) walking in right after him.
   "Okay, we're in your room, now wha-" (Y/N) started, but then was cut off by Dark Pit pressing his lips against hers. (Y/N) was surprised, she didn't expect this from the dark angel. She quickly returned the kiss, their lips pressing up against eachothers.
   As they parted for a bit of air, Dark Pit spoke to her.
   "Gosh dang it, (Y/N), you have to be so nosey all the time," Dark Pit said, as he then closed the door to his room, and locked the door. "Why couldn't you tell it was you the whole time, I thought you were smarter than that,"
   "W-what?" (Y/N) whimpered out. "I always thought you thought I was-"
   "Annoying? A brat? Yeah, you still are," He said, as he then brought his lips to hers once more, and pulled away. "But I still love you anyway,"
   (Y/N) felt a blush come across her face. Did he just say, love? (Y/N) felt her heart pound. She didn't realize that Dark Pit had these feelings for her. He then pressed his lips against hers again, gaining dominence over the girl's lips. He then bit her bottom lip, demanding entrence, (Y/N) allowing him to do so. Their tongues then slid over one another, one attempting to dominate over the other, Dark Pit gaining that dominence almost immedeately. (Y/N) moaned out, as Dark Pit then pulled away from the kiss.
   "You're not going to say stop?" Dark Pit questioned.
   "Why would I?" (Y/N) replied, giving him a mischevious grin. Dark Pit snickered back. He liked the way (Y/N) was being.
   "Alright, now let me just say, I'm going to be in charge here, okay?" Dark Pit said. "You do as I say, alright?"
   (Y/N) nodded. Dark Pit smiled.
   "Then I think we'll do just fine then," He said, snickering, lust in his eyes.

*****

   "Hahaha, (Y/N) looks so stupid with the mustache on," Villager said, as he continued to doodle on (Y/N)'s various selfies.
   "She's going to be so mad when she finds out what we did!" Pit said, smiling. Just then, they could hear some moans from above them.
   "Oh! Oh yes Pit! There! Oh gods!" A familar voice was faintly heard by the ears of the four boys, and probably many other Smashers. Ike and Pit sat there, while Toon Link and Villager were utterly confused.
   "But... Pit you're right here..." Villager said.
   "I think... their talking about Dark Pit..." Pit replied.
   "Looks like Dark Pit was a little angsty after all!" Ike chuckled. Pit laughed along, the two children not getting the joke at all.
   "Hey, look, what's with this folder?" Villager said, as he tapped on a folder titled "Yaoi". The two boys then found pictures that were too horrid for their eyes.
   "ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS TABLET NOW," Pit said, taking the tablet from the two and shutting it off. "Why don't we just run off and forget anything we have just seen or heard?"
   "You can't unsee what has alread been seen..." Ike quoted from many memes he had seen on the internet. Pit sat there, totally agreeing with what Ike had said.
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Comments: 14

Redluver [2017-05-09 12:57:54 +0000 UTC]

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ExoticButtersx [2017-05-08 20:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Carrots? Palutena's revolting dinner

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Snowypuppy277 [2016-07-27 23:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Rip Toon Link and Villager's innocence. But yeah, I absolutely love this fanfic.

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Redluver In reply to Snowypuppy277 [2017-04-03 15:01:56 +0000 UTC]

XD

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PotatiesMoo [2016-04-02 07:24:52 +0000 UTC]

When Edith was listing off the angsty stuff i just laughed my head off she said clop xDDD

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Redluver In reply to PotatiesMoo [2017-04-16 19:29:07 +0000 UTC]

same!

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CreepyPastaStuck1987 [2016-03-19 07:31:13 +0000 UTC]

There goes my four swords yaoi....

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Elfyderp [2015-11-25 22:14:21 +0000 UTC]

 

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DeathTheUchiha [2015-11-09 22:38:42 +0000 UTC]

This is magestic XD

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alyssabelle [2015-10-30 18:06:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh, I can't. XD This was awesome! Great job!

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LunariaMay [2015-10-20 04:56:42 +0000 UTC]

That was the funniest. Thing. I have ever. Read. I laughed all the way through it omg! ROFL! You are awesome omgerd! Thank you for writing something this funny!

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Remix-Kokoro In reply to LunariaMay [2015-10-21 20:47:40 +0000 UTC]

XD Your welcome!

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Elfyderp [2015-09-25 08:10:37 +0000 UTC]

I died laughing in my opinion best fanfic ever to be writen!

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kuuhu [2015-04-27 21:16:39 +0000 UTC]

Omg Pittoo you cutieee~~ xD

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