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RKEM — Cthulhu Adjuration Kit
Published: 2012-12-25 04:28:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1189; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 18
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Yet another kit containing detailed instructions to conduct the Adjuration of Great Cthulhu to seek knowledge of the deep and power over its minions, incense of Zkauba as well as a Tibetan silver protection locket containing a small Cthulhu idol. Idol pictured with a penny to give an idea of scale.Related content
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I'd love to know what the written content of the paper was.
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A text called "Ye Abjuration of Great Cthulhu" essentially how to create a waxen tablet with the seal of Cthulhu and Dagon, how to use it, when to throw it in the sea, what signs to make so that Cthulhu will come to speak to you in your dreams and to have power over the deep ones.
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The idol is so cute. I will willingly convert from science to serve The Great Cthulhu if I could own such a thing. It would make me squee with tentacle derived joy.
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Technically the abjuration is supposed to allow Cthulhu to come into your dreams and show you stuff. I figure it could be entertaining
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Entertaining? I could be down with that. I have enough dreams with the tentacles in them anyway, may as get some enlightenment out of the deal.
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