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robertllynch — I don't want a real job

Published: 2006-01-01 20:01:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 2470; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 227
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Description This one is dedicated to all you big coffee drinking briefcase carying corporate robot slaves who hate what I do. And to my mom who wants me to get a "real job".

From concept to render in under 12 hours with the help of 3D Studio.
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Comments: 25

Boogafin [2010-01-27 18:13:25 +0000 UTC]

man its what im feeling right now.
I want out =/

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ascoli00 [2009-08-29 21:27:06 +0000 UTC]

Very good

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Thomas-Stark [2008-02-16 09:01:47 +0000 UTC]

A very cool piece, nice one!

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70hn [2007-07-13 18:52:00 +0000 UTC]

Great work! (Oops ) Love it!
I had to it... This is so applying to me.... I've always hated working and used to do only as much as needed to have food, pay the rent and to be able to buy unicycle parts.... But now having 2 kids.. and a car.. and a girlfriend.. and a house.. OMG...
Therefor this one is my favorite!
Superb!

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innerasylum [2007-02-07 03:32:03 +0000 UTC]

I had just gotten a real job. First time in my damn life I'd sold out that bad.

It was horrible. I had to sit in a swivel chair, wear socially acceptable work clothing, pretend to care about people, and write things on a clipboard. I was a real working citizen.

I worked for about five weeks before I flipped some tables, tore off my nice button-up shirt, and quit. I walked out that door and I'll never go back.

I work independently like I used to, and I'm trying to stretch out the last of my weed and food until I get that next small cash amount for the work I attempt.

But I made a choice. And damnit, I'm sticking to it. Living in a van isn't that bad, anyway.

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innerasylum [2007-02-07 03:32:03 +0000 UTC]

I had just gotten a real job. First time in my damn life I'd sold out that bad.

It was horrible. I had to sit in a swivel chair, wear socially acceptable work clothing, pretend to care about people, and write things on a clipboard. I was a real working citizen.

I worked for about five weeks before I flipped some tables, tore off my nice button-up shirt, and quit. I walked out that door and I'll never go back.

I work independently like I used to, and I'm trying to stretch out the last of my weed and food until I get that next small cash amount for the work I attempt.

But I made a choice. And damnit, I'm sticking to it. Living in a van isn't that bad, anyway.

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Red-bones [2007-01-18 05:43:49 +0000 UTC]

You damn communist.

No, I feel for you. I don't want to dedicate my life to working for other people, either. The concept of one day hauling around a briefcase for a living really scares me.

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ZS3 [2007-01-16 16:12:22 +0000 UTC]

Freeeeeeeeedom!!!

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ChocolateBrownie [2006-12-09 13:24:13 +0000 UTC]

Great concept!

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dawsoni [2006-11-16 13:35:04 +0000 UTC]

ah the freedom.

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Serpantlord [2006-06-09 07:30:33 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Very nice. Reminds me of myself!

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0x1000 [2006-05-22 18:09:37 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDD
Awesome idea!Well done, too....

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0x1000 [2006-05-22 18:05:06 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDD
Awesome idea, and very well done...

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Zornor [2006-01-21 10:56:19 +0000 UTC]

That's awesome, Robert. Heck, you've even made the 'individual' robot have a smile rather than a frown. I love the little details in this, and what it means. Great work

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Edgeofall [2006-01-08 00:03:08 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! thats great!

is that a starbucks logo on the coffee?

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robertllynch In reply to Edgeofall [2006-01-08 00:08:40 +0000 UTC]

Uhhh... No. No, of course not...


...It says "Bigbucks" with a dollar sign instead of a mermaid in the middle.

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Edgeofall In reply to robertllynch [2006-01-08 00:14:40 +0000 UTC]

lmao! that hilarious

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SavenART [2006-01-05 16:30:22 +0000 UTC]

I love the colors on the robots, and how they are the retro-futuristic design. ^^

The spilled coffe looks off to me. Not a natural spill.

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Change-is-Imminent [2006-01-03 09:58:59 +0000 UTC]

I too share your belief about all those corporate sharks up there in the big sky scrapers.

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Biospark [2006-01-03 02:54:21 +0000 UTC]

Damn dude, that's nicely detailed, I friggin' love it

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halo-monk [2006-01-01 20:04:56 +0000 UTC]

the material should be matt rather than glossy...its way too reflective!!! Otherwise its a great idea One of the funniest ive seen on da

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robertllynch In reply to halo-monk [2006-01-01 21:33:59 +0000 UTC]

It is pretty glossy isn't it... Maybe I'll fix it later.

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halo-monk In reply to robertllynch [2006-01-01 22:05:22 +0000 UTC]

kewl

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robertllynch In reply to halo-monk [2006-01-02 15:09:27 +0000 UTC]

There. They are still shiny, but not as much.

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halo-monk In reply to robertllynch [2006-01-02 19:42:39 +0000 UTC]

still too shiny i want it more matt!!!!! more matt i tell u!!!!

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