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So, according to ~CaptainOimar she's had some serious reconstructive surgery....like, something close to ten thousand smackers worth. All in the name of the vainglorious desire to be more like her idol, the infamous Captain Olimar, of Pikmin fame. Half human, half Hocotatian...hmmm.

Well, not ones to be outdone, Nails and Sleepdep machinated up a way to become a little more human.....with the costly sum of eight dollars and fifty four cents (this included the price of the pizza) they have built themselves anew; no longer boring, humdrum Sprongy Dogs or Happy Workers. No. not for these two. only the FINEST in human accoutrements...nose hair, eyebrows, teeth, those ugly little wrinkly round ears like dried apricots, hell, even HAIR!

If Sleep looks a little glum, it is only because Nails has claimed the mop as his woman. You see, in order to be a REAL man, one must have a woman at ones side....and since no one else was willing to glue strips of newspaper to their heads, the mop would have to do...
"That's MY woman, Nails. you didn't want her when she was mopping up the bathroom floor."

So, score one for cheap, innovative ways to alter your body...just think, in two months, when these two are bored of the jackets they stole from truckers and the milkman, they can just, well you know, take them off.
...As for Olimar?
well...electrolysis is really. really. expensive.

Hahahahahahahahaha....i'm not funny.

Nails (even scary handlebar mustache bucketman Nails) (C) OnionKnight
Waffle house Flunky Sleep (C) Me

No touchy or me burn your granny to the ground!

Description
So, according to ~CaptainOimar she's had some serious reconstructive surgery....like, something close to ten thousand smackers worth. All in the name of the vainglorious desire to be more like her idol, the infamous Captain Olimar, of Pikmin fame. Half human, half Hocotatian...hmmm.

Well, not ones to be outdone, Nails and Sleepdep machinated up a way to become a little more human.....with the costly sum of eight dollars and fifty four cents (this included the price of the pizza) they have built themselves anew; no longer boring, humdrum Sprongy Dogs or Happy Workers. No. not for these two. only the FINEST in human accoutrements...nose hair, eyebrows, teeth, those ugly little wrinkly round ears like dried apricots, hell, even HAIR!

If Sleep looks a little glum, it is only because Nails has claimed the mop as his woman. You see, in order to be a REAL man, one must have a woman at ones side....and since no one else was willing to glue strips of newspaper to their heads, the mop would have to do...
"That's MY woman, Nails. you didn't want her when she was mopping up the bathroom floor."

So, score one for cheap, innovative ways to alter your body...just think, in two months, when these two are bored of the jackets they stole from truckers and the milkman, they can just, well you know, take them off.
...As for Olimar?
well...electrolysis is really. really. expensive.

Hahahahahahahahaha....i'm not funny.

Nails (even scary handlebar mustache bucketman Nails) (C) OnionKnight
Waffle house Flunky Sleep (C) Me

No touchy or me burn your granny to the ground!