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Rogerregorroger — Final Fantasy 7 in 3 minutes
Published: 2010-12-28 09:23:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 71283; Favourites: 416; Downloads: 379
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Fresh from [link] Coolape.Really bothersome, both the Coraline movie and this one's original files were damaged all of a sudden because of a broken USB stick. So I had to redo a lot of stuff, which is why there might be a few changes in this flash.
Yah, so this is Final fantasy 7 in 3 minutes, or rather, Final fantasy 7 as told by someone who hasn't played the game in 10 years. So I might got a few details wrong, but mostly I'm quite sure 99% of all the plot happens because ,or is solved by, a big explosion.
And of course I had to mention the second worst videogame ending ever. My prize for the really worst RPG ending ever is still for Phantasy star 2. Ugh.
Thanks to Rugal and Stephany and Zody and Molly for voices. Final fantasy 7 is property of Square Enix and all that.
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I'm not a fan of the final fantasy series but I never saw this many in a video. and apparently This is completely hilarious. 
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bombs are the only thing that work right.
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This is the most shortest FF VII remake I ever seen LOL.
All basics of this game are told (I like that), you should also remake sequels.
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Square Enix made a remake of the FF7 intro FMV which was only 1 minute long. So that's a shorter FVII remake then this one.
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I see, than I will go to watch it.
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This movie was to- DAMN YOU AVALANCHE!!!!!
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lolI found out Red XIII doesnt 'have' children, he finds them wandering around and takes them in as his own
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explained in Advent children then? Good to see he sacrificed his only line of dialogue in the movie to explain that then.
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I believe he said it in one of the side stories that are based in AC
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You have to wonder if Michael Bay had any creative influence knowing this. XD
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Blimey! Sure are a lot of explosions in that game!
And we have no idea how Sephiroph even gets that ultimate "tentacly-angel form" thingee...
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it's an endboss, they just do.
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Retsubnad: I always prefer an explanation... like, I combine my power and Danbuster's imagination... and...
*bright flash - the two hares swell up into superforms*
Retsubnad: I am WereRetsy!
Danbuster: And SuperDan!
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so only lame people watch this flashmovie huh
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lol i just noticed the first time you spelled Sephiroth you forgot the 'h' I
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the H probably exploded beforehand.
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yeah it saw what was to become of it
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De ware waarheid, right here guys. Goed werk
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haha, okay, dank je wel!
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-w- hmmm pretty much sums it up, but how is it the 2nd worst ending
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Second worst ending because after spending 60 hours symphatizing with teh main cast, you want to see a proper ending, not a lot of laser beams combining and a big bright flash...and not even knowing what that means.
The worst ending is for Phantasy star 2 tough, since that one ends in the MIDDLE of the final battle.
The heroes storm the evil scientist, tehy go HAA! AND WRAAH!AND GRAB THEIR SWORDS! AND THE HEROES STORM TOWARDS THE VILLAIN AND
the end. End credits. And Phantasy star 3 has a completely unrelated plot set in the dark ages where that game was a futuristic setting. Yay?
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hmmm...I see what your saying, but I got what it ment. But just cause I did doesnt mean others do. And though Ive never played Phantasy star 2 or 1 from what youve said I d agree too -w-
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This is what happens with your first terrorist group in a Final Fantasy game ever. XD
And you'd think the explosion joke would get old a lot sooner but no.
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jup, people have an amazing long atention span when it comes to things breaking apart with fire.
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Haha, nice job!
And happy new y-SENTENCE EXPLODES!!!
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Hmm, the only changes I noticed between this version and the Coolape version were the subtitles and Rufus's explosion (why'd you cut out the Rufus "ducking from the explosion" joke?)
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The mouths are new too.
To be honost, I forgot the message about Rufus.
I only had the old footage without Rufus at all, and the audio of the newer version, I neglected to check how the scene went exactually.
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THAT WAS SO EP--
........
Lololol that was hilarious.
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Hmm, odd. Pretty much everybody who knows who Aerith/Aeris is knows that she gets killed by Sephiroth. It's the most popular death scene in one of the most popular games of all time.
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I'M SORRY! I didn't even know what the Final Fantasy games WERE until I meant my game obsessed friend of mine! I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED ONE. THE ONLY GAMING CONSOLES I'VE EVER HAD IN MY GRASP IS THE OLD NINTENDO 60 AND THEN THE WII NINTENDO.
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really? I tought Aeris death is like one of these spoilers that everyone knows even without followign the original movie or media.
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........ No, I didn't know that at all. *lives under a rock*
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Did Michael Bay wrote the script?
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No.
You gotta remember, all the explosions shown are spread over a 60+ hour game.
You think there's only going to be 30 explosions in a 60 hour Micheal Bay movie?
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That was hilarious ..because ITS TRUE. somehow I feel as if my effort gaming and time now..went into wast and EXPLODE
Next time when you need a voice actor for FF relatedASK MEEE
btw I would love to see an FF9 version 3D
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Oh, I loved final fantasy 9.
Problem is, if you love something, it's hard to see flaws.
So while Final fantasy 6 and 9 are my favorites, I doubt I'll ever get to make a movie about them since I don't have any funny observations or anything about them.
The only Final fantasies I could attack are Final fantasy 3, 4, X, and if the rumors are true, XIII, altough I never played that one.
Well, and maybe Dissidia. Guess I should buy that game some day.
Didn't know you were available for voices again, or I would have asked you for Yuffie. I'll keep it in mind for the future then.
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Mr. Author explodes...into laughter.
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Below is a list of, I believe, a chronologically half-accurate record of what blows when. Please enjoy it, before it-
...EXPLOOODES!
Reactor, the tank, another reactor, the sewer water when a big fish boss dies, the plate support, the upper plate, the lower plate, Barret, all kinds of people, animals, and creatures in Shinra Tower, a big bug-boss-thing, the people (quite bloodily) after Sephiroth visits the Shinra Tower, numerous bikes during the escape scene, the giant truck boss, the Midgar Zolom, Shinra troops at Fort Condor, Lower Junon after the fish boss dies, crew explodes bloodily on the cargo ship, the people at Corel towards Barret, people at Gold Saucer, Dyne, Gi Tribe Cave Ghost, random boss-bug-thing in Mount Nibel, the Tiny Bronco, Dark Materia and Temple of the Ancients/Cetra/Jenova/Geostigma/Aerith/Aeris/whoever, Aeris/Aerith/Bla by Sephiroth, Jenova Life, Cloud's mind, mako formation/Sephiroth, Saphire Weapon, Sister Ray, Saphire Weapon again, Mideel, Proud Clod, Sister Ray, Diamond Weapon, Sister Ray again, Shinra HQ, Rufus, Cid's Rocket, submarines, Sister Ray again, Shield over North Crater, eight million monsters in North Crater, Sephiroth, Sephiroth again, Sephiroth one last time, North Crater itself, then the Lifestream lazers and Comet/Meteor/Giant thing in the sky coming to kill us all.
...This comment is now going to EXPLODE!
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Well, people dying doesn't really count as explode
Unless it's a boss, who do kinda explode ish after they die, yeah.
nice list.
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Much better without that horrid noise.lol
My 2nd best voiceover, to a crocodile in Rivals 2.XD
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you did a good job yeah, thanks!
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