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RollerBoyjeremy — Drow can't take a joke....
Published: 2005-09-19 01:37:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 25765; Favourites: 274; Downloads: 351
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Look any where in any source book, and the FIRST thing it says about RPing a drow, is that they HAVE NO SENCE OF HUMOR. None, ZIP, Zero!They don't know what jokes are, let alone how to tell one...
you want to die... make a drow joke.
^.^
of course Taz was under a cloak when said joke was being told... LOL
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I can imagine someone trying to explain a joke to him, but he has a blank expression with cricket noises in the background.
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Cute lol. But, doesn't Drizzt have a sense of humor? DROW CAN LAUGH YOU BUTTS!
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Dirzzt is . . . . . . special.
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Inn keeper to my Half Drow friend: We won't rent a room to one of YOUR kind.
My character: You wouldn't want everyone to know what's in the mead would you?
Inn Keeper: How did you know about that? Fine.
My friend made sure that inn keeper was never heard from again when I was asleep.
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That sounds like an AWESOME story!!
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Hope he didn't do this near my character or else... Because of the fact he is a half demon creature...
Dun Dun Dun *insert really grisly sounds and loud agonizing shrieks here* FATALITY!
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XDD so fun!! Many of my characters are drows, I love them so much!
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Lol, I love playing my Drow. ^^ This really cracks me up, thanks for the smile!
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So I'm guessing they aren't allowed into a certain tavern now?
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that one and MANY others....
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Could be worse. My mage got drunk, had a few sequencers on him in DND3.5, fell off a balcony, and..ummm..yeah.
With some severe rules lawyering combined with a DM that wasn't quite clear on the rules, I had multiple layers of them on me. Set to all go off if I took 50% my health in damage from a single source. Took it in falling damage. Soo, yeah. Fireball centered on my location, 6 Acid-mod fireballs thrown 40 feet out in all directions around me, Stinking Cloud centered on my position, summon a minor demon, teleport me into a Pocket Dimension, and Dimension Lock to prevent anybody following me.
Goodbye, town, goodbye, party.
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wow... and I thought our usual running to the Benny Hill sound track, or the three stooges - woop woop woop... was bad.
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It's also fun when you all decide to be evil PCs...without warning the DM beforehand.
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Can you tell us this joke, plz!?!
Anyway, cool picture and nice joke!
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They do have a sense of humour but it's really twisted and dark. x)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL, my sis plays a drow so i know what u mean
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"Well NOW they can laugh through their gaping neck holes. Stupid humans..."
Oh goodness I love it. Saw it on the school computer so I couldn't fave it, but now I can!
Oh goodness please keep up the Drow comics.
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Goodness! I now want to rp a Drow, I wounder how a female Drow would interact with a half orc or the reast of the party I'm RP with right now...
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*giggles* Wow. I love drow, especially when they get like that. This was SO CUTE!!
Another way to die: pat a drow on the head and tell him that he is adorable.
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EVEN BETTER!!! 
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your insane....go for it XD!
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Hey, if you're gonna die, you might as well make it memorable!
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yup you can't get any right than that
you should call them male in public lol so then everyone can hear
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i would love to see the look on their faces, what do you think it would look like?
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i thought it would be more like this 
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That would be logical, too.
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they would try to kill us with daggers!! or magic...more in likely daggers though
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Maybe both. Magical daggers?
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daggers with fireball and lightning bolt on them...scary
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i want that and a mini drow
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so i can lock them in a box so they don't kill me
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but i want a mini drizzt ;(
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HA HA HA Foppin elf.... ha ha ha that mad me laugh.... good job
faved
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Well, I think they have a kind of sense of humor...
"Comedy is when you fall down a pit and die" kind of stuff. 
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I'm just so in love with your drawing style. Those cartoon-ish CUTE faces... omg.
Especially the drow...) He rules^^
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