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RyanSilberman — 16 Things WRONG with Paper Mario Color Splash
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Published: 2016-05-18 05:12:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 9467; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 34
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(EDIT: I mistakenly called Prince Mush "Prince Fluff". Oops)If you haven't played a Paper Mario game before, please play either Paper Mario 64, The Thousand Year Door, or Super Paper Mario. Not the impostors that pretend they are Paper Mario games.
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This submission is from initial impressions, so I wouldn't say "if you bothered to sit through the game long enough" considering the game was still due in several months at the time I uploaded that.
If you want to read my final thoughts on Color Splash, they're over here:
Review: Paper Mario Color Splash (Wii U)https://www.ticgn.com/review-paper-mario-color-splash-wii-u/
It’s finally time. After all the skepticism and ranting in the world, Color Splash has been released to the general public. This game is the direct sequel to 2012’s Paper Mario: Sticker Star on the Nintendo 3DS, where it was welcomed with mostly positive critical reception…but was also torn apart by fans that realized the game neutered just about everything that made the Paper Mario series what it was. This leaked over to Color Splash‘s initial reveal, where it was painfully obvious it was repeating the same things that got lambasted inSticker Star. Now that the former has finally released, how does it fare? Is it as bad as Sticker Star, or are there at least some redeeming qualities to be found this time? Well…
Story
The plot of Paper Mario: Color Splash starts off with a scene at Mario’s house. P
Many, if not all, of the things you brought up in your comment are addressed in my review.
One thing I'll point out here is that the "leveling up" in this game is really just artificial. There's no real feeling of powering up from increasing the paint meter because there's never a time when you're not collecting paint to fill it up anyway.
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Are you aware that rabid Sticker Star/Color Splash haters exist?
Justification is not a get out of jail free card if you're a bigoted individual.
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Justification has nothing to do with being "bigoted" towards a video game.
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Certain people tend to use that Justification excuse just to get way with their crude behavior & actions.
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Justification = Use of reason and details
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You can dislike certain modern games without bullying people who likes certain modern games.
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Personally RyanSilberman I really hate this game because 1 the gameplay sucks ass 2 there's no partners what's so ever 3 bad story that doesn't explain why black Ink Is bad from the last boss 4 the special ability cards are stupid and 4 no experience and rewards. This game is just as bad as Mario's missing and Banjo-Kazooi nuts and bolts and believe me I really had hope's for this game ever since I got a Wii U and this is what we get from it and this was the last game for Wii U witch didn't even sell we'll at all so to me this pretty much killed the franchise and I doubt we'll see another paper mario game ever again not after what they did with the franchise.
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Actually the game is much better than Mario is Missing and Banjo Nuts and Bolts since it is a modern Nintendo game much like MOTHER 3 and it doesn't glitch out like most of Sega's games and Super Mario Sunshine, and with Super Mario Odyssey coming out, the Nintendo of this decade is better than the one in the past.
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5. because of the fact that 99% of the NPCs are bland and generic Toads
6. having a world map instead of a hub world
7. cheap attempts to make the game hard like the instant gameovers in both the Koopaling battles and outside of battles like the Sniffit or Whiffit minigame or escaping from the giant chain chomp.
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Don't you find it ironic that all the Toads are generic yet the Koopalings, characters that people always call the more creative versions of Bowser Jr. And Mario Party Koopa Kids, are also in this game?
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That's also another reason Jesus Christ what the hell were they thinking and don't get me wrong I like the koopalings but with this peace of shit game I can't take it seriously.
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To be honest, Color Splash has A LOT of problems.
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So... how many fanboys were apeshit for reading this? ;D
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Considering the game turned out exactly as expected, it's entirely justified and still relevant.
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Hey, you shouldn't be surprized, fanboys tends to blindy defend anything no matter how stupid their decition are. xD
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Oh you were talking about the people that would defend the GAME. Ooh. Yeah I'm sure there are a few exploded heads out there, lol
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@Kazooryon Are you talking about yourself?
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Well, to be fair, not only was this journal of yours full of hot air without much substance (Basically, it's bashing on people for the sake of bashing on people), but using Putin for a favorable quote? That is literally the only thing I took from the journal. That you brought Putin into an argument about Mario games...
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I don't have too much time to make more arguments, but what I wanted to say is those people I've mentioned have already lost dignity.
Kazooryon has lost it. And you may notice that their tone on replying their opponents are the same as the liberals and those in mainland China. They are good at insulting people, but I'm not as good as them xD
Moreover, if you have noticed Super Mario Odyssey, an upcoming game on Switch, would you immediately rant on it because it is different from/not as good as the old platformer games? Or because it's just not what you desired...?
Vocal advantageous ones are not always correct. I have seen many of them, and this only strengthens my belief.
Check this journal and also a review of Color Splash by a Japanese. Read the journals and the comments carefully.
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If you actually saw my reaction to Mario Odyssey then you would know that there's a difference between good and bad change...
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You know their are actually people who criticize Mario Odyssey for stupid reason like Mario having more realistic hair and being in a city with realistic humans just because Sonic 2006 also did that and the fact that it was made after Color Splash.
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Just you think the changes are bad doesn't mean it is bad at all.
Odyssey will be a good game.
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You missed the point. I liked the changes shown in Odyssey.
I played Color Splash. The changes in that game were bad. Exactly as bad as expected. Therefore I don't like the game.
It's simple.
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Didn't you understand?
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I'm asking you that question
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No. You still didn't understand. All what you said about the game is what you think it is and not what it actually is.
Anyway, I'm outta here. Bye.
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No. It is what it is.
I don't feel sorry for your leaving.
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Yeah xD like this one kurwaantics.deviantart.com/jou…
Warning: Reading this will either give you 10 types of cancer or laugh infinitely about how childrish, hypocrite, ignorant and social justice warrior this "rant" is.
EDIT: The guy who made the childrish rant just blocked me. He proved my point about his extreme fanboyism.
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So what do you think of the new 3D Mario game coming out for the Nintendo Switch, judging by the video you saw?
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Just shut the hell up they are for a YOUNGER GENERATION YA IDIOT AND PLEASE STOP BEING A RETARDED FOLLOWER!!!
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>says that Color Splash is for a younger "generation"
>Paper Mario, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and Super Paper Mario are for a younger generation too.
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www.ticgn.com/review-paper-mar…
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That's a terrible justification.
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And Why should you care if it is? Nintendo is a gaming company for kids and most of there games follow the rule that it's for kids and Mario was made for kids and this game is no exception if you don't like it it's because it's not for you it's for kids.
So please when you reply to this give me an accurate explanation with only 1 reason on why you don't like the game that's made for kids.
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Sonic is also for kids. Does that excuse Sonic 06 and Rise of Lyric?
Critics exist for a reason. Deal with it.
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Look sonic 06 and sonic boom were generally bad games with only a few redeemable qualities to the point where they are considered the 2 of the worst games ever made. While This game is great with everything except plot but even that can be good at times. The game is well polished has a new group called the rescue squad and has humorous jokes it is just as good as the first, second, and third games with only a few complaints and is widely considered an amazing games among reviewers and youtubers alike so I'm sorry if it isn't as tear jerking as super paper or thousand year door but it wasn't supposed to be and the few different characters we got are still good heck the lowest I've seen from a VERY brutal reviewer/youtuber is decent which is just the same lowest the first second and third got. so please if your going to complain about this game at least try to find a bad game that has no bugs glitches or have been presumed to be a reboot/Genesis.
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Evidently, you didn't read my review of the game.
So please, if you're going to complain to me that my opinion doesn't match your clouded judgment on the game, at least take it over there and actually read the thing. Oh, and there are bad games out there that aren't reboots or glitch-filled.
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Then give me an example please I would love to see it and compare it also there has to be no bugs what so ever.
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Happy Feet on DS
Paper Mario Sticker Star
Driver Renegade
Adventure Time: Escape the Dungeon Because I Don't Know
Frozen: Olaf's Quest
Those are just a few examples that come to mind. If you think glitches are the only thing that make a game bad, then you don't know at all about how to judge a game. Either that or you are too young to know better. Since you know the word "retarded" however, you should probably be old enough to know these basic concepts.
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Some of those I forgot even existed well played but the stuff your complaints are very easily overlooked so you have to be a perfectionist to complain about it. So lets agree the game is decent and end this online argument. Deal?
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No. They aren't easily overlooked. They are right in your face. Stop denying the flaws and accept that I like GOOD games.
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Then ask all the youtubers who didn't see the flaws. again it is a good game when the targeted demographic is children so why are you complaining about stuff children won't are you that picky cause I played sonic chronicles, sonic unleashed, sonic and the secret rings, sonic boom shattered crystal, sonic and the black knight, 100% Super mario 3d land, every single skylander game except for imaginators which I will be getting later this year, mario and luigi dream team, 50 levels with either dick moves or are hard for no reason on super mario maker, mighty no 9, and played sonic lost world. Just like color splash all of these games has flaws but they are still playable unlike sonic boom in which the game has a glitch where it can never be completed, they are all good games and yet they have flaws or seem unbeatable and too hard yet there still good, and i remembering asking to end this argument and go on with lour lives but yet you insist upon continuing this otherwise stupid argument, anyway i also said the game was decent for it to be bad it has to be either virtually impossible to play or complete, be boring and have no type of entertainment, be an utter glitch fest, or have game mechanics that are either so annoying that they ruin game play or ruin the game it self so please give me your opinion on a good game once you actually played a bad game like sonic 06 or sonic boom or the cgi games once you do that then tell what you think of again a DECENT game not good but DECENT.
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There is a difference between "abominable" and "bad". I didnt want to continue the argument. You are the one that insists using insane troll logic to keep this up. You have practically given an almost incomprehensible defense for....games with flaws? No kidding games have flaws. It is how major the flaws are that influence the game. Games that are unplayable are...well...unplayable. They are way more than just "bad".
And somehow you forget about another category: Mediocre. It is when a game is not good or bad, but in between. That is what Color Splash here falls under. Funnily enough, there are actually many other issues I did not address in my review. My 6.3/10 review for Color Splash may even be too generous. So suck it up and deal with the fact that I don't like this game much.
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...then why did you say no to the game being decent and leaving it at that!? I wanted to end this so why did you say no if you wanted to end this as much as i do?! Finally i'm okay with you not liking the game that much I just wanted to make sure your thoughts on this game was not influenced. so again lets end this argument and go on with our lives and with our opinions. Deal? Also sorry for the first comment I was just angry because people will blindly agree with an opinion about something they now nothing about that I was in a bad mood when I saw this and took it a bit too literally.
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If you took the time to know me a tad, you would know my opinions are entirely my own rather than following a group of people. My finalized review of the game doesnt try beating it to hell over not being Paper Mario 2. It explains problems that Color Splash by itself has. If I chose to add all of my nitpicks and compare to the older games, the score would have been lower, absolutely. It is a total shame to see most of my predictions for this series that used to be unpredictable so spot on.
All that said, you shouldnt have tried to trigger something you'd eventually regret having started. And isnt it hypocritical to blindly accuse someone of being a blind follower?
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Yeah and sorry about that you see when almost everywhere you go virtual or real there are people who just say it's bad because someone told them it was you kinda make a filter on what you see when people point out certain things you automatically think that some things are and somethings aren't especially when your mad about it before hand and your filter makes certain things add to it. Also when I'm Really angry or pissed about something I usually don't think about what i'm doing.
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I have never heard of the latter two, but I still have to complain.
Against THIS GAME:
1. New standard? Bowser kidnapping Peach is a way old thing since 1985 and has never changed. Even the platformer Mario games have dropped this crappy idea now (in SM3DW). Mario & Luigi series are all based on this plot, but Paper Mario series isn't initially based on that.
2. The level system is meant to make the player stronger as the player gains more experiences. But in Color Splash it gives you more paint to power up battle cards that neither battle cards itself or Mario get stronger. And what are star points?
3. As I said on YouTube, there is no going backwards. Unless Nintendo brings back the old Intelligent Systems staffs... but no. Intelligent Systems is a Nintendo subsidiary, so that will be unlikely to happen. Just let AlphaDream or something else to take over this series. Dream Team is MUCH better... no. Paper Jam already hinted us that AlphaDream is also invaded by the "new standard".
4. Get rid of dependent Thing cards! Those cards that without them you will never win the battle!
5. The NX won't be able to have such playstyle though, as it only has one screen. If Nintendo is still stuffing the Color Splash playstyle into the new game, it would be crap.
6. There must be a renovation, like a completely new playstyle. Perhaps porting Starlow to this series or bringing Goombella back is also a good idea. No more allies sacrificing.
Against YOU:
1. To be honest I am a "Sticker Star Native". Though I want some of the elements from TTYD to be in the next Paper Mario game.
2. Mario games aim for all ages. The complicated menu system in the old Paper Mario games doesn't really look good for younger players. Also, are you asking for realism in a cartoon graphics game? Do we even have the right to define what a series that we don't own should be like?!
A quote from sallen623 :
"From the beginning, the most important thing about Mario has always been resonance. Every Mario creation .... must ALWAYS resonate with all segments of its audience: both kids and adults, and both novices and the experienced. ... Resonance is the core of what Mario is as a franchise and as a character."
3. Even though Color Splash is not as what you asked for, going too far makes things worse. The TTYD fanbase has brought up more and more Color Splash supporters because of their irrationality and being too annoying. This is tearing off the fanbase and Nintendo will find it much harder to satisfy both camps. I don't think you will be satisfied to any extent when the next installment is out.
4. Ranting on the game too early causes this trouble. TechRadar also criticized the fans for complaining the game too early. Watch Linus Tech Tips's video about why the trailers always look different from the actual game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2mwtt…
5. I wonder what would the Japanese fans say about your complaints on this game. What the Japanese fans like is not always what the western fans like.
6. Nintendo can live without the TTYD fanbase, because there are always new players joining. The new fans will find the old fanbase disturbing and your reputation will further decline. Eventually you will become a minority and never stand a place in the fanbase.
7. Not too many people praise Color Splash, not even I. Instead they are complaining against the old fanbase. Apparently it is that you think I am praising the game. It's indeed not as good as the first 2 games but because the TTYD fanbase is way worse than Miyamoto and the new Intelligent System staffs. You are getting yourself labeled as "selfish", "unintelligent" or something. Sadly you can no longer get rid of it.
Conclusion: Both Nintendo and the old fanbase are CRAP.
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Wow, I never knew fanboys were so freaking good at making shitty essays
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