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Description First underground level of something that will never exist, nor was it intended to exist. Guessing game, anyone?

This very nearly cost me my degree back in the day, coz
"...no way in hell a student could organize a facility this complex to meet all the regulations, norms and requirements unless he flat-out copied it from somewhere, because even esteemed professors consult experts when dealing with these things".

Ever heard of something called research, ha?
Sigh...very bad memories. A truckload of nerves I'll never get back...

Pricks.
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saganich In reply to ??? [2011-05-30 09:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

Stolen? Gahh.....but y'know, it doesn't surprise me. Where I went to school, all works done on or for the purpose of the University ARE property of the Uni, so professors more than often "shop" for ideas among student woks. And there's nothing you can do about it..

several profs took it to an even higher level - a requisite for attending their exams was turning in a paper on the assigned subject, often documenting/elaborating regarding a specific significant building or structure in respective field, or a cultural heritage monument. Mostly local or in nation-wide area.

...and after a year-2 or so, a luxurious hard-covered book comes out, signed by an esteemed prof, titled "Anthology of Residential housing in XXXXX, Part 3: 1921-1931" or something similar....
Nice, eh?

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ashikay In reply to saganich [2011-05-30 15:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Loool. Well, I'd shoot someone. Or better still, I'd place a copy of my work on the public notice board alongside pages from their book. It doesn't matter what they steal, like a wise man once told me. What is originally yours will never be someone else's original. We rule the future.

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saganich In reply to ashikay [2011-05-30 19:57:44 +0000 UTC]

Yup, like that.....one look at the list of individual assignments for that year, and a keen eye could notice that all the buildings/structures/monuments/whatever were either all located within a suspiciously small area, all built within a suspiciously small timeframe, or have some blatant thing in common.
Once all the papers were collected, give it 6 months for compiling/editing, and WHAM - an anthology!!
...except pages 92-99 of it look strangely familiar...

Some were even so bold, they asked for a copy of the paper to be turned in on a CD as well, MS Word file and pictures. I wonder why they need it!

Gah.....it was years ago, but stomach acid begins to boil every time I think of that place. Better to let the sleeping dogs lie

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Kijara1 [2010-10-21 11:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Wow - they wanted to flunk you because it was too good?! Dumbasses...

I'm sure it's level one of Barbie's Dream Mansion...

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saganich In reply to Kijara1 [2010-10-21 21:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Nah, SEEK banquet hall

Yeah, they wanted to flunk me....because I took a break from school coz I needed monies, and worked in an actual studio for coupla years...and saw that school was too idealistic and had no connection WHATSOEVER with real life and mountains of regulations, compromises, restrictions and bureaucracy. So I got me a giant pile of related laws&crap, studied it thoroughly an did it like it was really *for real*.

Seriously, if that land was my property and and I handed this project to the municipality, I'd have gotten a permit without a doubt, everything was in there...

Waste of time and nerves.

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Kijara1 In reply to saganich [2010-11-01 21:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Yeah - stupid
I nearly flunked personality psychology in the first part of my studies because I challenged some of the common theories on the creation of personality in human beings. Just tried to say that maaaaaybe, just maybe mom isn't responsible for every little part of a kid's eventual personality. I tried introducing things like peers and social circles in school and such. Wow did they hate it

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saganich In reply to Kijara1 [2010-11-02 11:38:37 +0000 UTC]

You....y-you mean there's a possibility that one's mother is NOT responsible for every single little crap that someone does?

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Kijara1 In reply to saganich [2010-11-03 12:38:03 +0000 UTC]

Shhhh! don't tell anyone! Society would break down if we couldn't blame every bad thing that happens on somebody's bad childhood

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FireFlyExposed [2010-10-08 06:20:18 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! Gotta love the insecurities of some "esteemed" profs ... if they were doing their job right they would be praising themselves for teaching well, not bitching that you had the initiative to research.

Best comment I heard from a prof - this makes me want to vomit, looking at it makes me physically sick <<< not said to me, but the project was a complex set of high rise buildings to house and entertain imigrant workers in Dubai
in a
I dig it! What does the rest look like? ... the complexity is cool, is the central area open?

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saganich In reply to FireFlyExposed [2010-10-11 00:19:57 +0000 UTC]

I never liked that place, the general attitude of teaching staff is responsible for me starting to consider it all a huge mistake, about halfway through.....many years have passed, and that impression is still not fully gone.

Yup, the central area is open. This is level -1, there are 2 more parking levels below. There's a sort of a "flying" rest/relaxation area over the center (oval dotted shape) connected by ramps to the ground-floor (but slightly lower than it), but the rest of the restaurant is open all the way to the top - ground floor plus 4 hotel-room levels, atrium style.

Glad you dig.

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FireFlyExposed In reply to saganich [2010-10-11 16:47:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah ... teaching staff are weird ... bias as well
had a guy that put two cranes at a robot and got a first, I did an entire community centre and got told that it was rubbish and barely worth a pass ... ahh well, bad memories and done with it at least

I think it's looks pretty well thought out though

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saganich In reply to FireFlyExposed [2010-10-15 08:14:41 +0000 UTC]

Well, if I did one red square and one blue square, labeled them as "multi-purpose multimedia experience areas" and vomited out some faux-philosophy behind it that no one would understand, I'd have fared much better than with busting my a$$ for months with this project

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FireFlyExposed In reply to saganich [2010-10-15 10:08:27 +0000 UTC]

ROFL ... so true

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Steamstrike [2010-10-08 00:34:59 +0000 UTC]

Society disapproves of creative people. They'll do anything they can to take your accomplishments from you... even when just in the drafting stage. And students are considered by society to be 'low ranking' therefore an easy target. Normal people are just jealous that they will never have what we, as creative people, can achieve...

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saganich In reply to Steamstrike [2010-10-11 00:11:19 +0000 UTC]

Well, this was an esteemed professor in question.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

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Steamstrike In reply to saganich [2010-10-11 01:50:05 +0000 UTC]

Definitely.

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maggotmaster [2010-10-02 09:08:40 +0000 UTC]

Ovakvih sam se nagledao vishe od pola zivota..stari mi je arhitekt

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saganich In reply to maggotmaster [2010-10-02 13:05:07 +0000 UTC]

opa!
Vjeruj mi, PRVI si kojeg znam da ima roditelja arhitekta a da i sam nije zavrsio ko jedan, heh
Ja sam prvi od obitelji koji je iskoracio van srednjoskolske kategorije, nadam se da che i mali, al isto tako se i nadam da se nece povest za mnom i zayebat

...i fala ti!

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maggotmaster In reply to saganich [2010-10-04 09:03:43 +0000 UTC]

ma, nikad me to nije zanimalo al sam bar pobro gene shto se tiche crtanja

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JZLobo [2010-10-01 18:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Is it the X-Mansion???

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saganich In reply to JZLobo [2010-10-02 12:35:03 +0000 UTC]

Hehheh, niiice..

Sadly, the zoning plan doesn't allow underground combat training facilities in that area...

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JZLobo In reply to saganich [2010-10-03 02:36:51 +0000 UTC]

Why not? I call shenanigans.

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saganich In reply to JZLobo [2010-10-03 15:03:04 +0000 UTC]

Heh, doesn't work that way...you'd have to start a petition, collect enough signatures (in determined-by-law percentage of population that falls under this respective jurisdiction), take it to the municipality and demand a referendum (ballot) which they're obliged to hold.
Now, if a sufficient number of people wants underground combat training facilities and vote 'pro', it is mandatory for the authorities to..er...bah!..

I call shenanigans as well!!

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JZLobo In reply to saganich [2010-10-03 22:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Mutant discrimination!

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SheepSlave [2010-10-01 16:17:56 +0000 UTC]

Wow you did this and got accused of cheating?? Obviously someone felt threatened...

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saganich In reply to SheepSlave [2010-10-02 16:28:21 +0000 UTC]

Yup.....the dude wanted to flunk me when I appeared with the project 10 days before the thesis deadline. And called for a council that would determine my fate.

One of the longest days of my life...

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SheepSlave In reply to saganich [2010-10-02 18:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Typical. You do a good job and get trashed for it. But if you do a half ass job you get trashed for it as well!

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CroctopusArt [2010-10-01 16:12:26 +0000 UTC]

It's my underground lair from which I will dominate the world? A fancy casino? Shopping mall with one helluva food court in the middle?

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saganich In reply to CroctopusArt [2010-10-02 16:24:51 +0000 UTC]

hehheh

First underground level of a 4-star hotel that was my thesis project back in '06 - real&existing lot, real&existing zoning plan, and the building that must uphold all possible kinds of crap as if it were real, but it ultimately isn't.

That's the restaurant in the atrium,
Bottom, from right to left: service entrance + quarters, vehicle access ramp & delivery, launderette, kitchen complex with separate areas for food preparation, confectionary, bar, dish washing, storages and freezers, staff dining room.
Top left & middle: dressing rooms, pool, fitness, spa & saunas
Top right: boiler room, workshops, storages.

We can easily adapt this layout for your underground lair, sire!
Central area will serve as a grand throne-room (with shark tank and hyenas), Royal kitchen facilities remain, fully staffed at all times, and if you wish, we can substitute the whole fitness facility with a huge number of toilets.

Each one with different deco and with its own type&color of marble, so you may choose the toilet which best suits your current mood!

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CroctopusArt In reply to saganich [2010-10-03 06:11:18 +0000 UTC]

Ah good! But where will you put my gold plated, jewel encrusted stargate? Got's ta travel in style!

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saganich In reply to CroctopusArt [2010-10-03 11:34:37 +0000 UTC]

Michael Jackson bought the only existing one...
Talk to whoever holds the kiddie-ranch right now.

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CroctopusArt In reply to saganich [2010-10-03 18:06:05 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I'll talk to my lawyers.

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saganich In reply to CroctopusArt [2010-10-03 22:29:06 +0000 UTC]

What kind of monarch needs lawyers?

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CroctopusArt In reply to saganich [2010-10-03 23:13:26 +0000 UTC]

Well, my lawyers look more like those dark rider guys from those stories about hobbitts and rings and such. They kinda send a message for me when conducting my business.
And...HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! DO AS YOUR TOLD LIKE THE LACKEY YOU ARE!!! THIS I COMMAND!!!!

By the way, is my yellow cobra suit and cape ready? Don't forget the snakes that go rigid so I can throw them like spears!

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saganich In reply to CroctopusArt [2010-10-04 13:08:16 +0000 UTC]

In 4 different sizes, sire.

For you to pick from based on the size of your dinner.

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CroctopusArt In reply to saganich [2010-10-04 19:24:18 +0000 UTC]

No need for that, I've made plans for a vomitorium to be installed behind the banquet hall. Gotta keep my sterling figure!

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SheepSlave In reply to CroctopusArt [2010-10-01 16:18:25 +0000 UTC]

It's my underground lair from which I will dominate the world?

HAH!!

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CroctopusArt In reply to SheepSlave [2010-10-03 06:12:03 +0000 UTC]

Who says I'm joking. Do I look like I'm joking? Wait! DON'T ANSWER THAT!

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SheepSlave In reply to CroctopusArt [2010-10-04 17:38:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Woodeedoo [2010-10-01 14:09:22 +0000 UTC]

ma kako nije umetnost,vidi ti te silne kruzice,i kvadratice i vrata,i ono je parking gore,i razne oblike i brojke,yaaay,mogla bi satima da gledam i da izmisljam sta je sta.

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saganich In reply to Woodeedoo [2010-10-02 03:45:04 +0000 UTC]

nemas pojma koliki je mentalni napor poslozit ovakvo nesto, uf...

...i malo ti se pobrkalo mjerilo, auto bi bio puno veci. Ono su lezaljke uz bazen
Eto, izmisljaj dalje

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Woodeedoo In reply to saganich [2010-10-02 13:08:22 +0000 UTC]

a ne ne,to je parking,samo su ljudi i automobili maaaali,moram ja biti u pravu.

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saganich In reply to Woodeedoo [2010-10-03 14:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Ajd super....jos mi reci kuda ti auti dodju tu di dodju, pa kupujem

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Woodeedoo In reply to saganich [2010-10-03 14:35:19 +0000 UTC]

pa dolete tu,zar to nije ocigledno?
samo imaju ona super awesome predrkana krila koja se sklapaju pri sletanju.

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saganich In reply to Woodeedoo [2010-10-03 14:43:45 +0000 UTC]

Kroz strop?

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Woodeedoo In reply to saganich [2010-10-03 14:46:37 +0000 UTC]

pa taj deo krova je pokretan,naravno,otvara se po potrebi,pa zar ti je sva masta isparila?

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saganich In reply to Woodeedoo [2010-10-03 14:54:12 +0000 UTC]

Ponekad mi se cini, da....hvala sta me podsjecas, poradit cu na tom

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Woodeedoo In reply to saganich [2010-10-03 15:12:54 +0000 UTC]

nema tog poradices,odma akcija,ajd ajd,mastaj,zdravo je.

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Stardust-Splendor [2010-10-01 12:31:18 +0000 UTC]

Čoviče...

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saganich In reply to Stardust-Splendor [2010-10-02 02:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Zheno...

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