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Published: 2012-10-06 19:37:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 3264; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 22
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At a Quik Trip gas station in Iowa, a cashier had this utterly amazing Halloween Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin company tie, which is like exactly the one tie design I could ever want to wear, but it wasn't an item you could buy and I was afraid I'd look like this if I at least asked for a picture to blog about.
You can't see my dotted sight-line very easily against DA's background.
I love dotted sight-lines.
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Yeah that is literally the joke.
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good luck next time on asking someone about that tie, also you look splendid scythe.
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vedder pa at du ikke visste jeg provde a laere norsk, gjorde do ikke?
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At least you only had one eye on her breast, that makes it only half bad!
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You should make up business cards. Then, next time this happens, you can just whip one out and say:" Hi, I is Scythemantis of the Interwebs and I write about sweet-ass things like rotifers and nuckelavees and mutant Poke-mans. See-- my website is here. I wants add that tie to mine blog. I takes picture, please? I promise your bewbies is safe."
Honestly, she'd probably have gotten a kick out of you posting about this weird tie her manager forces her to wear.
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The trick is to go back into that gas station, or any other place you find a person wearing one of these, and go ask a MALE employee if you could have one. Or buy his for five bucks.
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You know, if you sent any kind of letter to Reeses asking about this and mentioning how much you like their candy, they'd probably send you a box of candy and a tie. Rich companies are weird like that.
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Man, your buttcheeks just stick right out there. It's like your pants got a pair of buttcheek-socks built in or something.
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I'm sure if you phoned the right company that would send you one of the ties, they must have a surplus(they nearly always do.)
It's like when I used to work in Burger King, if they had any figure sets I liked we usually ended up with a bulk left over and we were allowed to take some( as long as we didn't abuse the jesture.) They had a simpsons set where they all connected together as one long sofa, and some of the transformer ones.
Maybe they wont be able to give you one but if you don't check you'll never know.
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Geez, save some women for the rest of us, pretty boy.
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the fact that your sight line seems to be going towards her boob may explain why she is so unsettled.
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well that's the idea, you can't stare at someone's tie without staring at their upper chest and asking to photograph their tie because you REALLY LOVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS is gonna sound like an excuse for a chest picture
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Pfff, you're right about that.
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Maybe it wold help if you put on a toupe... nah; that'd just make it worse.
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This what I think of when I imagime situations like this: [link]
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