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Published: 2008-11-13 18:11:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 5357; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 49
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Not completely my idea
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The question is less why a zombie hose, and more why NOT a zombie hose. That could come in handy! you never know!
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Are there any other hoses along the lines of the zombie hose? Because I would like a gold brick hose.
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It is SO right it becomes wrong!
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I laughed at loud at this,literally,and then my grandma asked me what I was laughing at. I showed her and she said maybe I need to stay at the hospital more.
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This makes my day every time I see it.
This kind of messed up humour always tickles my funnybone.
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If it's a zombie hose, it's the right hose. Always. Case closed.
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*LAUGHS*
hey i hear that's how the fight fires up north....
i love your bizarre sense of humor XDDD
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Theoretically you *could* smother a fire with zombies, but you're more likely to spread it due to a zombie's abnormally high flammability rate. This is because zombies have such a high oxygen level in their very cells. I've heard of the zombie hose being used to prevent drawings in the cases of victims being trapped underwater, but they usually only use it on livestock.
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The zombie hose is used in situations where there are too many brains (or humans)
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