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Existing in the same world as necromon and celestials, these monsters are engineered by a company formerly known only for hair gel: HYPERPRODUCTICORP.

Zombananner: if it's gruesome undead horrors you're looking for, Hyperproducticorp is happy to oblige! OUR zombies come in a "variety" of colorful and attractive designer shapes* to put any drab and lifeless lab creation to shame! Be the envy of necromancers everywhere! Pull sadistic pranks on small primates! Hyperproducticorp: not just another Hyperproducticorp.
*Bananas.

Gurglebossums: looking for something a little different? Something that looks like a daffodil, perhaps? Something that smells like burning vinegar, maybe? Then hyperproducticorp has the monster for YOU! Gurglebossums comes with the astounding ability of full physical transformation into an all-purpose maintanence system*. Our latest model can even change back! Order yours today!
*A bucket and a mop.

Kabangutan: if it's firepower* you're after, look no further! We've taken a state-of-the-art tropical primate and SEAMLESSLY fused it with a state-of-the-art double barrel shotgun, picking up where evolution foolishly left off!
*Random and aimless destruction.

Yoyoblitzer: one of hyperproducticorp's leading models, Yoyoblitzer is a rough, tough fighting machine with a gritty, real-world persona that we have scientifically determined appeals to you*. Yoyoblitzer understands a wide range of threatening gestures and can convincingly pantomime ninjitsu. Hyperproducticorp: we made a penguin angry and put it in a box.
*Otherwise you have a problem.

Octopus-octopus: this hyperproducticorp classic is back and better than ever! In fact, it never went anywhere! WOW! Octopus-octopus helpfully leaks a continuous stream of black, slippery ink from its underside and can be asked to transport small, durable items, hold open doors or even weigh down paperwork! Hyperproducticorp: the brand we think you should have grown up with.
*Secretion may not have any practical application.

Hammermonkey: tired of empty promises? Like monkeys without hammers for hands? Hyperproducticorp once again steps in to save your miserable hide from humiliation! For only twice the price, your hammermonkey comes packaged with a compact tote bag!
*Hyperproducticorp cannot be held responsible for shattered valuables including windows and children.

Description
Existing in the same world as necromon and celestials, these monsters are engineered by a company formerly known only for hair gel: HYPERPRODUCTICORP.

Zombananner: if it's gruesome undead horrors you're looking for, Hyperproducticorp is happy to oblige! OUR zombies come in a "variety" of colorful and attractive designer shapes* to put any drab and lifeless lab creation to shame! Be the envy of necromancers everywhere! Pull sadistic pranks on small primates! Hyperproducticorp: not just another Hyperproducticorp.
*Bananas.

Gurglebossums: looking for something a little different? Something that looks like a daffodil, perhaps? Something that smells like burning vinegar, maybe? Then hyperproducticorp has the monster for YOU! Gurglebossums comes with the astounding ability of full physical transformation into an all-purpose maintanence system*. Our latest model can even change back! Order yours today!
*A bucket and a mop.

Kabangutan: if it's firepower* you're after, look no further! We've taken a state-of-the-art tropical primate and SEAMLESSLY fused it with a state-of-the-art double barrel shotgun, picking up where evolution foolishly left off!
*Random and aimless destruction.

Yoyoblitzer: one of hyperproducticorp's leading models, Yoyoblitzer is a rough, tough fighting machine with a gritty, real-world persona that we have scientifically determined appeals to you*. Yoyoblitzer understands a wide range of threatening gestures and can convincingly pantomime ninjitsu. Hyperproducticorp: we made a penguin angry and put it in a box.
*Otherwise you have a problem.

Octopus-octopus: this hyperproducticorp classic is back and better than ever! In fact, it never went anywhere! WOW! Octopus-octopus helpfully leaks a continuous stream of black, slippery ink from its underside and can be asked to transport small, durable items, hold open doors or even weigh down paperwork! Hyperproducticorp: the brand we think you should have grown up with.
*Secretion may not have any practical application.

Hammermonkey: tired of empty promises? Like monkeys without hammers for hands? Hyperproducticorp once again steps in to save your miserable hide from humiliation! For only twice the price, your hammermonkey comes packaged with a compact tote bag!
*Hyperproducticorp cannot be held responsible for shattered valuables including windows and children.