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THESE DOLPHINS ARE FUCKING AWFUL LOOK AT THESE PIECES OF SHIT THEY HATE YOURelated content
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You sound like an arachnophobe talking about spiders.
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If you say so. I just hope you'll understand if I still like dolphins.
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I love the but dolphin, it's what should menace us next.
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EVERY DOLFAN ASLO IS HITLER
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looking at this I see your obvious hatred of dolphins, and I think to myself, "Every time I comment does he think, "Oh god, not this guy. Why a dolphin, why did he choose a FUCKING dolphin for his icon?!". "
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I don't hate them I just think it's really funny to pick on them because people love them so much but they're so hilariously silly looking and nasty beasts
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OOOOHH, Okay... sooo we're cool?
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I don't know why, but this is really funny. The bucktoothed one with its cranium gone might be the best.
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Is it silly for me to say that I could almost imagine the grinning, scarred up dolphin near the bottom having a Jimmy Durante style voice?
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nah now it's almost obvious
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really, I thought it would sound like gilbert godfrey if your not going for dolphin sound steriotypes.
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That's also a strong possibility.
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AH FUCK YOU DOLPHINS! Goddamn hairless freaks...
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It's hard to drink any kind of liquid now with the fear I'm drinking their fluids. Especially milk
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i always thought they hav big round heads
they don't
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Some do especially the river Dolphins.
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I wanna adopt the tiny blood-spouting one really bad.
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You know the two bottom ones on the far right are actually really cool.
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I despise dolphins with the burning passion of a thousand Suns. That's why Chameleons are superior
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they all look evil and vicious but the worst of them all is BETTY even its name brings curse and plague to us all
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That's okay, I wasn't going to sleep anytime soon anyway.
I like the bottom right one, though. If dolphins looked like that, it would almost excuse their less...likeable tendencies.
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I adore all of these slimy abominations far more than I should, and would give a lot for a T-shirt of one of them leaping in front of a dramatic sunset.
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I'm just gonna leave this here as a counterpoint: [link] (Note: I'm neither a dolphin-lover ot a dolphin-hater, but i think demonizing them without looking into the wider scientific issues and facts is slightly irrational.) As for the image itself, i'm most partial to the eyeless one at the top and the "Melting narwhal" one at the bottom.
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but demonizing dolphins is funny! They do slaughter poor sweet sharks : C
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for no reason other than sometimes eating their babies!
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no that's what dolphins are like ain't you never seen no dolphins mister!?
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None of these ones at least...
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HERE ARE THE DOLPHINS AWFUL NAMES IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH ONE IS WHAT NAME:
SCABCRUNCH HATEFACE
PUKEBALLS KITTENSTOMP
HERPES B. HITLERFUCK
HATEMANGLE MOMRAPER
BUTT NUGGET PEDOBILE
INFINITY DIARRHEA
PUBEMOUTH CRUSTBUTT
RUSH LIMBAUGH
DROWN IN AFTERBIRTH FOREVER
PUSNUGGET EYEGORGER
ANUS BUTT DONG
VAGINAL PROLAPSE
SCABIES SNOTMOUTH
DEREK DOUCHEGARGLE
BETTY
TURDBORTION
And "THE FUCKYOUTIONER"
These are what real dolphin songs actually mean in English.
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They call him Fuckyoutioner, Fuckyoutioner. Faster than lightning.
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.............betty....
XD...
and also RushLimbaugh...
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oh, which is my favourite, um..... I choose..... PUBEMOUTH CRUSTBUTT!!!!!!!!!!
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love the one with nothing but a bubbling hole for a head
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I love the derpy Skeksis looking one above the foot headed guy, and the cool redeyed black one in the upper right. Also that white guy with the tiny puplis and pulsating head.
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