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Published: 2012-11-11 07:28:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 4543; Favourites: 172; Downloads: 37
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Description The other night I had a bizarre dream in which I was watching some sort of educational, musical cartoon for children, explaining that people apparently just grow on trees before they’re born into “real life.”

But there’s one tree that nobody talks about. Only evil men grow on it, and nobody wants them, so they’re never born. They just stay on their tree and keep growing there, forever, thinking their evil things.

I can’t remember how the song about it went, but I remember it built up to a loud ominous chorus of “THE TREE OF EVIL MEN” when it was shown to us, and the image of it is vivid in my mind. Once I woke up I realized the "evil men" just looked like distortions of Spoony's Daddy Long Legs characters.

I sure use a lot of glowy green backgrounds and shadowy figures lately.
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Erhannis [2024-01-22 06:08:28 +0000 UTC]

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sack-back [2013-05-18 14:52:11 +0000 UTC]

deformed slenders

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jacobguy [2013-03-31 02:59:58 +0000 UTC]

Mr. crane! what the hell are you doing in that tree?! get down from there you're not a monkey!

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Lucidstillness [2013-01-15 00:36:14 +0000 UTC]

The tree..of evil....MEEEEEEEEEEEN!

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GREENALIENSFOREVER [2013-01-03 20:14:51 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome i can totally imagine an old animated Disney esc chorus singing something like"THE TREE OF EVIL MEN" or something.Epic dude epic

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sambestiary [2012-12-31 22:11:58 +0000 UTC]

Best. Dream. Ever.
Seriously

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scythemantis In reply to sambestiary [2013-01-01 10:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I enjoyed this one

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6-Qubed [2012-11-20 16:27:27 +0000 UTC]

...And that, folks, is where The Slender Man came from.

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Delcat [2012-11-19 12:02:16 +0000 UTC]

Some of my worst nightmares have centered around audio cues. Trying to convey that feeling is horribly frustrating, but I feel like I'm at least somewhere close to the same page you were on when I look at this.

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scythemantis In reply to Delcat [2012-11-20 01:43:34 +0000 UTC]

This one didn't scare me - it's been years and years since I've had scary dreams, for some reason, which is sad because they were fun - but when I used to have intense nightmares, it was always interesting how arbitrary the objects of fear often were, and sometimes purely audio like you're saying.

They didn't even have to be necessarily frightening sounds. A person in the dream saying something totally mundane, or a pointless noise from the real world like a car driving by, would just suddenly feel absolutely terrifying to the point of being shocked awake. I had a lot of dreams where it was just an unexpected cartoon noise, like a "boing" or a "splat."

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theawesomeflee [2012-11-17 08:06:38 +0000 UTC]

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scythemantis In reply to theawesomeflee [2012-11-20 01:44:26 +0000 UTC]

Well, they really also just look exactly like spoony's characters from the "Daddy Long Legs" webcomic XD

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theawesomeflee In reply to scythemantis [2012-11-20 22:40:45 +0000 UTC]

I saw, that somehow makes it more creepy, the way the mind can distort things. Like last night, I had a dream my house was infested with hermit crabs, except the looked more like tick with snail shells that lived in the drying machine. Funny that.

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MonsterDNA [2012-11-16 23:44:17 +0000 UTC]

Would you allow me to draw some evil men?

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eternalsaturn [2012-11-16 04:43:43 +0000 UTC]

So if someone chopped the tree down would it bring about world peace?... or is there a tree of evil WOMEN out there to make up for it...

I wish I could remember my crazy dreams anymore. I used to keep a journal, but lately it seems like I forget them as soon as I wake up. I think I've only had two that I remember anydetails about in the last year or so.

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scythemantis In reply to eternalsaturn [2012-11-20 01:45:33 +0000 UTC]

Yeah they'd probably all be born instantly with no tree to go back to, and it'd likely grow back.

Maybe the "evil men" are even born as women sometimes and are all the evil people, ever!

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MonsterDNA In reply to eternalsaturn [2012-11-16 23:42:52 +0000 UTC]

NO, that would bring them HERE

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Capsloco [2012-11-16 00:17:05 +0000 UTC]

Could someone tell me where that tree is? I need to climb back up...

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LJ--Phillips [2012-11-15 07:23:38 +0000 UTC]

This disturbed me enough that I'll avoid trees for a while Great job!

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theawesomeflee [2012-11-14 21:59:38 +0000 UTC]

this is absolutely the best thing I have ever seen. The last cool dream I had was when I was 4 in Italy..

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Skye-Rhyder [2012-11-14 05:22:04 +0000 UTC]

Umm, there WAS a cartoon like that.

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scythemantis In reply to Skye-Rhyder [2012-11-14 10:08:23 +0000 UTC]

was there?

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Skye-Rhyder In reply to scythemantis [2016-03-22 07:16:13 +0000 UTC]

Gah, I don't remember, you're older.

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MonsterDNA [2012-11-13 00:01:53 +0000 UTC]

They don't leave because they built a rad treehouse, all the other people are just jelly and call them evil.

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SIGILSMONOLITH [2012-11-12 22:38:07 +0000 UTC]

i love the one with the droopy plague doctor like face

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GalacticGoat [2012-11-11 23:40:56 +0000 UTC]

you have awesome dreams.

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scythemantis In reply to GalacticGoat [2012-11-12 01:56:40 +0000 UTC]

Waaaaay back in the oldest pages of my gallery is a journal where I wrote down other fun ones like this, but eventually I stopped remembering my dreams as easily

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lainwiththedevil In reply to scythemantis [2012-11-13 06:04:13 +0000 UTC]

You should try the practise of keeping a dream journal, when you awake from a nifty cool dream, you must write it down IMMEADIETLY and then go back to sleep, this will if you repeat it over and over make your brain more willing to stock up the details about your dreams, and you can go back to review the details later in the future if you forget. Dreams are an excellent source of weird and wild inspiration.

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GalacticGoat In reply to scythemantis [2012-11-12 05:24:32 +0000 UTC]

:c aww.

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NinjaFox-Chan [2012-11-11 18:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Looks like slenderman. And that is a creepy dream. O.O

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ratravarman [2012-11-11 17:53:48 +0000 UTC]

There is a story in this, one as big as anything Gaiman or Barker could write. Seriously!

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ratravarman [2012-11-11 17:52:23 +0000 UTC]

You have some very interesting dreams!

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Singemeister [2012-11-11 13:19:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to go ahead and imagine that it was the chorus of "Oklahoma".

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monkeysky [2012-11-11 08:56:48 +0000 UTC]

I am really digging this art style.
But also every other thing you've made.

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FieldsOfFire [2012-11-11 07:40:16 +0000 UTC]

That's an awesome dream. You could make a good story out of that.

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TheGunheart [2012-11-11 07:40:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow, that'd make such an awesome animated short. Dream stuff can be so cool.

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LanternBat [2012-11-11 07:36:14 +0000 UTC]

Ha, maybe Slenderman was born from this tree and he found a way off the branches.

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revereche In reply to LanternBat [2012-11-11 11:04:18 +0000 UTC]

Don't be ridiculous! The only Evil Man ever to escape was White Spy.

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PlayboyVampire In reply to revereche [2012-11-11 14:08:12 +0000 UTC]

And his identical arch nemesis, Black Spy XD

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revereche In reply to PlayboyVampire [2012-11-12 00:08:52 +0000 UTC]

High five.

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PlayboyVampire In reply to revereche [2012-11-12 04:38:04 +0000 UTC]

AAAWWWWWWW YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!

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