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Sessomerasukephiroth Shounen-kun: Ninjcat's former owner, Shounen-kun spent his days perfecting his cherry-blossom smolder look and archery instead of taking care of his pet, and ended up accidentally-on-purpose running him over on the way to work. His special involves shooting an arrow that plays angsty music that kills opponents because it's so lame. You can just step to the side to dodge it, though.
Torbork: Torbork enjoyed building sandcastles at the beach, but bullies kept knocking them over, so he started building them out of metal and having them shoot at the bullies. They then stopped knocking over his sandcastles.
Junkfood: Jimmy Jams was an employee at Hungry Jacks's until it exploded. The crew would continue to hang out afterwards, calling themselves the Jackers. He would hang out with them until one day when he figured out the secret of hot grease. He enlisted the protection of his manager and set out to wreak havoc on the world. His ultimate attack involves rolling a big, fat, sizzling, greasy burger, and detonating it gives opponents within a sizeable radius cardiac arrest.
Windowbreaker: Originally, she was a normal person living a normal life, until an evil organization captured her and forced her to shoot her friends. So she shot her friends, and broke off to fight people. Unfortunately, she's not very good at it; it takes her three or four headshots to actually kill anyone, her poison mines do fuckall, and her grappling hook takes forever to recharge/rewind. She'll tell you she makes up for it by being the best in the business, that she's more than just a nice ass bouncing around, but she's lying to you and to herself.
Parkaburger: A member of a defunct environmental movement, Parkaburger uses ice because she always feels too hot. Not in an I'm-too-sexy way, in an actual temperature way. She blames global warming (everyone else blames the fact that she never takes off that heavy parka, some also claim her overweight status is a factor in it) and does everything she can to fight it, like walking to work. She walks a little slow, but she can also freeze herself to regain health and shield herself, and make great big walls that get in everyone's way, for good or ill. Unfortunately, neither of these supplementary skills are any help in getting to work.
Bastard: A fat bird piloting an extremely powerful turret. Kill it before it mows us down again.

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Description
Sessomerasukephiroth Shounen-kun: Ninjcat's former owner, Shounen-kun spent his days perfecting his cherry-blossom smolder look and archery instead of taking care of his pet, and ended up accidentally-on-purpose running him over on the way to work. His special involves shooting an arrow that plays angsty music that kills opponents because it's so lame. You can just step to the side to dodge it, though.
Torbork: Torbork enjoyed building sandcastles at the beach, but bullies kept knocking them over, so he started building them out of metal and having them shoot at the bullies. They then stopped knocking over his sandcastles.
Junkfood: Jimmy Jams was an employee at Hungry Jacks's until it exploded. The crew would continue to hang out afterwards, calling themselves the Jackers. He would hang out with them until one day when he figured out the secret of hot grease. He enlisted the protection of his manager and set out to wreak havoc on the world. His ultimate attack involves rolling a big, fat, sizzling, greasy burger, and detonating it gives opponents within a sizeable radius cardiac arrest.
Windowbreaker: Originally, she was a normal person living a normal life, until an evil organization captured her and forced her to shoot her friends. So she shot her friends, and broke off to fight people. Unfortunately, she's not very good at it; it takes her three or four headshots to actually kill anyone, her poison mines do fuckall, and her grappling hook takes forever to recharge/rewind. She'll tell you she makes up for it by being the best in the business, that she's more than just a nice ass bouncing around, but she's lying to you and to herself.
Parkaburger: A member of a defunct environmental movement, Parkaburger uses ice because she always feels too hot. Not in an I'm-too-sexy way, in an actual temperature way. She blames global warming (everyone else blames the fact that she never takes off that heavy parka, some also claim her overweight status is a factor in it) and does everything she can to fight it, like walking to work. She walks a little slow, but she can also freeze herself to regain health and shield herself, and make great big walls that get in everyone's way, for good or ill. Unfortunately, neither of these supplementary skills are any help in getting to work.
Bastard: A fat bird piloting an extremely powerful turret. Kill it before it mows us down again.

Overwatch is the property of Blizzard.