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Published: 2007-04-11 01:34:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 126176; Favourites: 2700; Downloads: 2951
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Here is my contribution to the whole Pirates vs Ninja fad that is going on...It looks like Kasumi and Mai just can't seem to figure out why Ninja are far superior to Pirates and explaining that to their friend May...
Can you give the two girls a good reason why Ninja have the upper hand over Pirate?
...Have Fun with this one!!
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Ninja's I vote Ninja's yehs Ninja's Believe IT!!!!!!!
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I know this sounds stupid but maybe it has something to do with AdventureQuest?
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Awww.... poor little May. I mean, I am all for the "ninja" side of this debate, but still, you can't help but feel sorry for that cute little girl. XD
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I don't like that anime stuff as dev art entires but thats some really nice colors.
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Aww c'mon, cut May some slack!
Believe it or not, I've seen May's rack
in a couple of hentai doujins & even though
they're not very big...they ARE firm enough!
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ahhh snipers the modern ninja lol
<-- ninja d(^.^)b
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I'd sure love to be that pirate right now >:3
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Spartans kick all their asses
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ninjas are awsome becuase they have ninja skills and the dont have ugly pirate teeth
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I SUMMON B JENET IN ATTACK MODE
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I must bring a counter-point to this....
B. Jenet from Garou: Mark of the Wolves.
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two words BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BoOOOOOOOOOOOBS
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Ninjas are better then Pirates for these reasons:
Faster (they take your gold before you get it in your chest)
Agile (they dodge your bullets before you fire them)
Smarter (they know when its best to shut up and when to battle cry)
Stealthier (pirates make to much noise when sneaking around)
Trained to FIGHT! (Pirates just practice on the ships wooden exterior. Ninjas train with demons who are able to kill 1,000 pirates with 2 swings of there pinky)
Efficiant Killers (come on plopping someone off the plank with weights tied to there boots is not how you kill people. You slit there throughts when they least expect it with a peice of paper that was in your pocket from last weeks mission. THATS how you KILL people)
Now in THIS case:
Kunoichi (femal term for NINJA. Shinobi is the term for MALE NINJA lol)
are better than girly pirates cause they have big boobs (they ALL do)
Girly pirates have no boobs (or there really REALLY thin)
ALSO: Kunoichi are ALWAYS SEXY! Girly pirates almost always have:
Buckteeth, warts, slant eyes, cross eyes, runny noses and some strange sea type disease.
Now in the immortal words of Stan Lee...."Nuff Said."
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um your forgeting nami and her giant boobs not to mention robin and vivi. plus most kunoich are japanese and most japanese females have small boobs. most pirates are spanish or british and they tend to have average or larger boobs.
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Fag. Nami is from a shit series. And I don't know the other two. And you're missing the point, completely.
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LMAO, wow! you are taking this way to seriously. You are the one who is missing the point, yaw see this is just all fun and games , but lil ol you thought it was serious donβt worry no one is gonna hurt your precious ninjas.
now if you have calmed down enough to start using your brain (yeah like that will ever happen) you can take a look at some of my other comments , some of them tell why ninja would win , while others defend the pirate side. do you understand what I was doing yet? ok ill explain it to you. this is what we call a vs. debate , a vs. debate can sometimes be very fun but some people find it hard to come up with any defending argument besides (my favorite is better because its my favorite). all I did was post a few comments giving those people some way of defending their point of view. this is not my point of view.
and your calling me what? sounds like your describing yourself. so little ninja boy, why dont you go back to watching you cartoons about ninja boys "accidentally kissing".
by the way I know your just gonna end up repeating your self or throwing random insults because you lack the brain power to do anything else.
and like it or hate it, one piece characters are stronger then most if not all ninja.
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooobiessssssssss :3
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ok one must rember that vikings are to pirates what ninja are to Hashians(assasins. the first type were just drug addicts) if a ninja fought a viking then we really would know which was better. would make a good book. but it never happen.
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NINJAS FOREVER! LOL! You should have had Ayane in this pic too, she's plenty sexy, lol (even bustier than her big sister!). anywho, ultra funny and sexy pic, great work as always! One of these days you gotta do a pic featuring a hot ninja girl in a catfight with a hot pirate girl (Neco Robin vs Ayane, that would be hot, lol)
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Whoa boobs! Lol I love this picture.
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Poor May, but at least B. Jenet can even things out a little on the pirate side. Either way, this is hilarious!
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oooow, poor pirate!!!! XD
nice draw!!! i love her expressions!!
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I can give 2 very big reasons why ninjas are better.
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2? I can give 4 for that pic!
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My money is on the ninjas that decide to plunder merchant ships. In other words, NINJA PIRATES! THE ULTIMATE IN COOLNESS!
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NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ninjas could become pirates (and there probably really were some), but pirates can't become ninjas. You are born into a ninja clan, to be a pirate you just need a boat and some weapons. And I think vikings fall under the pirate heading they are just a different type of pirate. All though they do have to give them the whole pillage, burn, take the women, kill the men part. A lot like a dragon in that aspect, so the do get some points there. And pirates usually stink, and I mean that literally. Limited fresh water on boats. And I don't think a ninja would be very sucessful with stealth if they stank.
And steam punks are just that punks. Look at some of the more hi tech ninjas like the turtle and Shreader (and a few others i can't remember at the moment.) And i know dbz isn't ninja but it's in the same family (martial arts). Half Goku and the gangs involve busting up red ribbon robots. D0n't get me wrong hi-tech robots are cool, but steam ones. First rust, second fuel. Geothermal and solar heated are good sources of energy but don't work in something mobil. Coal and wood are a bad for the environment and really bulky. nuclear powered steam is a problem we are dealing with now. There are much better ways to get power form nuclear energy, unfortunately we just aren't using them.
Sorry for going on so much it's late, and I shouldn't type after midnight. (gremlins refrence.)
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dont forget about the awsome power of the one piece pirates punching out blue whales , knocking oevr two alrge buildigns at the same time (one man) . destroying great islands with a bolt of lighting attack and ect... also there was like only one ninja in dragonball and he wasnt much of a challenge for little goku.
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although, your comment om them stinking isnt neccessarily as true as you think
during that time periaod, they would lower a net into the water to let the men swin and bathe, safe from sharks.
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Give a ninja a boat and he can be an uber pirate. Take away a pirates boat and you have a guy (or girl) who dresses and talks funny covered in bird poop.
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that makes plenty enough sense to make the most solid point ever (also view my comment for the most refferences to why ninjas are better)
but sry to say your comment benieth this one makes little sense in the second section lawl
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Ninjas are the way of the future
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I shall impart unto you all an ancient ninja proverb which relates directly to this argument... *ahem* "Though they are formidable opponents, the trouble with pirates is that they eventually run out of balls..." *knocks over his soda laughing* crap!
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Me myself, I'd be with the pirates....
Big boobs scare me.
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I think ninja are stronger because they can use ninjitsu and all that other stuff. Being able to create clones of yourself would be very cool. I'd like to be a ninja.
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Boobies that's why!Yea for boobies!
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I'd betcha ol' Johnny-boy's already switched sides, and took Dizzy with him.
Love the pic. Both this and the cookout. XD Fave on both!
In an arguement, Ninjas have the advantage when it comes to stealth. A REAL, HONEST-TO-GOD Ninja is the master of a sneak attack. They aim for the vital point, hit fast, and get out before anyone notices. Pirates have the advantage when it comes to pure brute force. They don't NEED to be subtle, as they get the job done just fine by blowing the Hell out of the opposition. Not to mention, they're pretty well-constituted guys; hardy sea-faring dudes who eat nails for breakfast (not saying Ninja arent tough, though, mind you; unlike Pirates, who get their training in day-to-day life, ninjas do theirs extensively and deliberately, fine-tuning their bodies).
On the downside, Pirates can be cowardly, and a fair few can be not-so-bright to a harmful extent. At that same key, ninja pride themselves with emotionless killing techniques, but their effectiveness can be seriously cut by taking away their element of surprise.
Pretty even battle, though, if you ask me (even if my 'arguement' disagrees with that somehow). But in this particular case? I'll root for some ninja bewbies. :3
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Death by boobies!!!!! remember that people killer instinct death by boobies!!! same goes for this one! your eyes will bug out and then you die!
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This reminds me of Red vs Blue.
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...I know why.... Boobs are weapons....
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have u completely forgotten their mutual hatred of robots?
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how can ninjas NOT win! we have Jinchuuriki, and Kakashi(hawtness), and SAI-CHAN!(lovable 2 d max!)plus, ninjas can replicate themselves, and do Sexy Jutsu, thus, Harem Jutsu!XD
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ninjas are better b/c they have small dadly weapons, and they have ninjutsu, and genjutsu, while all ninjas have is taijutsu. and pirate weapons are big and bulky!also, ninjas have Kekkai Genkai, chakra knowledge, and RAMEN!
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