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LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.lol chibis
i had this idea that twilight is like the handbook on how not to portray vamps
then i got another idea of it being a class taught by bela lugosi as dracula with nosferatu as the principal (headmaster whatever)
then alucard came into the mix, then darren, louis (and of course lestat), spike, angel
then i decided to bring up the dunces of the class
in order from left to right: alucard, darren, louis+lestat, spike, angel, dracula, nosferatu, edward, bella, jacob
ok now explanation time:
alucard many gold stars: cause his power level is over 9000!!!
louis: i picture him as a good student. Poor louis, lestat won't let him focus
spike: i figure hes the overeager student
angel: goody goody sitting at the front of the class
falling in love with morons: angel and spike are exempt cause they both fell for girls like that (i.e. cordelia and harmony). However, unlike bella; cordy and harmony eventually BECAME likeable, smart, and pretty kick ass
nosferatu: yes, he is stabbing the sparkles coming off ed's body.
..... lol look at his shadow
sparkles: yes they are bleeding. why? because....
I CAN.
edwards hair: i dont know about you people but this thing bugged me. seriously, is that thing pointing north or dowsing for water.
bella: bella. that is all.
jacob: if you're actually jealous of the fact that you dont get together with her, you deserve a dunce cap.
anyway fun over, enjoy. feel free to flame if you like(but then again thats what the hide button is for)
various people belong to their respective companies
twilight belongs the living crap officially known as stephanie meyer(may she die a horrible, painful death for the sins she hath committed unto the world and to the vampires)
EDIT: I just realized i have ZERO female vamps here, so im gonna start a little list of KICKASS female vamps(also adding a few new male vamps), and from there ill pick out the best(cause the pics big enough as it is)
fem. vamps:
darla (buffy, angel)
drusilla (buffy, angel)
arra sails (cirque du freak)
claudia (interview with the vampire)
eli (let the right one in)
jessica (true blood)
bill (true blood)
eric (true blood)
vampire queen(seriously whats her name) (true blood)
hannah (true blood)
feel free to suggest any othe fem vamps, but first, heres a little note:
alice, rosalie cullen, victoria, jane, and any other twilight fem vamps (NO, NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DO NOT SUGGEST)
also no vampire diaries, vampire kisses, or vampire academy; because they're all essentially the rich man's twilight but the poor man's true blood
as for vamps from vampire knight, im debating with myself over them. i mean they do have some bit of character development, but the author tends to keep them frozen in their given stereotype(i.e. kaname
OMG OTHER EDIT: i have decided that vampire hunter d WILL NOT BE ON THIS LIST. reasons why(and forgive but this list is of vampires who kick ass in the sense of character development):
after reading the books and movies i have to say, i dont like him at all
1. he broods all the time(for no reason other than im an outcast). i mean i can understand if he did it for a while, but the guy is 1000 something years old and still whining. Not even angel broods that much.
2. he is a deux ex machina. every fight hes ever in is a cut and paste of other fights. i.e. fight, make it seem like he loses, then rise from the dead and win. and im not exagerrating, this happens like 3 times in the first book, 2 times in the second book, and 2-4 times in the third.
3. he denies himself happiness because ....and thats pretty much it, the only other reason i can think of is because he believes he doesnt deserve it, which is utter bull. sorry to bring up angel again but seriously, angel has a MUCH BETTER reason to brood and even he allows himself an ounce of happiness, otherwise he'd be suicidal.
sorry to all VHD fan's out there, but he doesnt cut it, thats my opinion and im sticking to it
LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.
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Comments: 412
DyslexicGamer [2021-12-10 04:46:11 +0000 UTC]
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Isabelcats3 [2018-12-09 16:11:32 +0000 UTC]
Way to chew out D xD Now I am interested on your opinion of Meier Link. xD
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chibiuverworld [2017-08-19 00:01:52 +0000 UTC]
Edward and Bella are wearing dunce hats which suits them well. XD
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RikuUzumaki7 [2016-11-29 07:02:47 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm... which Alucard is it that's in the back of the class? The Hellsing Ultimate version, or the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged version? Both deserve ALL the gold stars, but the Abridged version would be the one that would shoot Edward 37 times in the chest the very second he got a clear line of fire... or he might be half a second away from doing that anyway, fellow honor roll students and Teach Dracula in the line of fire be damned. Another possibility would be that he's texting the Police Girl (Seras Victoria) with the hand that is not seen in this picture orders. His orders: "Bitch, open fire on those fake vampires, put those cannons you love to good use" (bitches love cannons).
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TGram33 In reply to RikuUzumaki7 [2017-06-22 01:05:42 +0000 UTC]
Hehe, I agree indeed; also, I understood that '37 times in the chest' reference... XD
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Uzumaki-Dresden [2016-10-11 16:12:20 +0000 UTC]
Blade, the pack from Lost Boys, Seras and the other fanged chicks in Hellsing, Benny- Supernatural, Lief- Iron Druid, Violet-Ultraviolet.
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piratequeenneverland [2016-09-29 13:50:07 +0000 UTC]
Jacob is not even a vampire. Dude is a werewolf.
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RikuUzumaki7 In reply to piratequeenneverland [2016-10-25 02:14:51 +0000 UTC]
Probably wandered into the classroom by accident and refused to leave when he found out that Bella was there. Hence, the dunce cap.
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Th1nk-G33k [2016-01-18 21:59:25 +0000 UTC]
XDD Alucard has like a thousand stars I'm crying XDDDD
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LindaDraven [2015-11-19 18:31:52 +0000 UTC]
Sooo awesome!!
Lestat and Louis seem cute XD
And Alucard...well, he's fuckin' awesome u.u
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HeroOfTengoku7K [2015-06-23 13:52:59 +0000 UTC]
Ha figures alucard would have the most stars. Cause he IS Dracula
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Stealwave [2015-04-23 01:16:30 +0000 UTC]
Actually the vampire you call nosferatu is named count orlokΒ
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Literature-Goddess In reply to XxdreamstarxX [2015-04-09 11:25:28 +0000 UTC]
Well duuuhhh
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EdDeRs1 [2014-12-13 22:02:40 +0000 UTC]
after many weeks lost to TV Tropes, I stumbled upon a link to this... I FUCKING LOVE IT! the old school Christopher Lee style County Dracula can't be beat, also, you missed effectively having "Count" as your first name from the Cool list
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VesperKnight [2014-10-17 07:25:32 +0000 UTC]
I don't hold anything angest you on hte D thing...
He has no character development...
And you're right...
EVERY fight is pretty much the same...
Some are different just because the Nobles use different things I:
After being a D fan since 2001 (whatever moth and day Bloodlust came put)
I have come to understand this much
And I own all the books thus far and have seen the movies.
There is some slight (very slight) character developments with D
But it's just basically learning a little bit about his past
I'm not going to bitch at you for not putting him on the list
I'm not saying I hate D
but...
I think Alucard is awesomer
I love how ALucard always seems to have something else up his sleve
While D just does the same-old-same-old ALL the time
I know being a D fan for only about 3 years is kinda sad but I know allot
And i'm with you on the brooding thing...
He always seems to be after The Sacred Ancestor (his father supposedly)
We can pretty much guess why...
'Cause he did bla bla bla bla'
We get it -_-
GET OVER IT!
Atleast Alucard knows how to not care
D can't even act like he doesn't care -_-
If he could he would have a better character maybe
Whatever i'm done talking
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BloodlustQuartet [2014-10-08 19:18:19 +0000 UTC]
You should've put Seras Victoria in there holding Alucard's chair up like it's a throne.
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VesperKnight In reply to BloodlustQuartet [2014-10-17 07:16:45 +0000 UTC]
that would of been cute
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AlexanderXVI [2014-08-13 08:55:09 +0000 UTC]
what about akasha? If you have punk ass emo ass Louis and you are planning to add Claudia (a way better vampire then Louis) you have to put in the mother of all vampires...and dare I say Enkil as well
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simedlk [2014-04-26 10:50:32 +0000 UTC]
if you ask me the best vampires are from the legacy of kain series!
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BuffyandSpike [2014-03-27 23:22:55 +0000 UTC]
awesome! bring bck buffy the vampire slayer and those other people 2
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Dewani90 [2014-01-15 08:52:42 +0000 UTC]
and to think i had no idea who vampire hunter D was to begin with, and it shows on my castlevania meme... female vampires, considered other ones from comics, videogames and stuff?, like Carmilla, the vampire queen from lords of shadow... or Rip Van Winkle and Zorin Blitz from hellsing?, those were pretty cool actually.
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Pie-Of-The-Wolfie [2013-12-10 16:14:43 +0000 UTC]
This just about made my morning whilst watching Angel and thinking, thank the great gods below that I grew up with Buffy as my rolemodel and not Bella.
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Pursilla [2013-12-03 04:42:36 +0000 UTC]
THIS IS AWESOME! But what about Blade? He was pretty cool.
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hachiropup [2013-09-13 00:36:32 +0000 UTC]
lol you are a GENIUS!!!!!!!! of course alucard is by far da best and most powerful vampire ever. i hate vampires that sparkle and don't bleed because if a vampire bleeds it makes things more interesting and battles more epic ya know. idk, i just hate that they were like posable, gay, twinkling blood lusting mannequin fairies or whatever the heck they were. they are just not vampires. the werewolves were beautifully awesome though, at least they don't sparkle. and sadly the disney princesses did a whole lot more epic stuff than Bella could ever hope to do. i am thinking about writing my own story on vampires that will hopefully take most of our minds off of this Twilight nonsense. i am lacking confidence in writing though but i can do the best i can and see how it rolls out.
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LeonCreed [2013-02-04 08:34:53 +0000 UTC]
Wonder where Dio Brando would be in that class?
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PythonEMelon [2013-01-22 02:31:20 +0000 UTC]
alucard, you such a good boy! here's another sticker and a free snack! *throws a sticker and integra at him, then runs before the everyone notices a human is in the building*
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aracnea [2013-01-15 21:07:50 +0000 UTC]
oh alucard.
ur in the only cals were you can be teacher's pet
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NotchTheHedgehog [2013-01-10 01:17:58 +0000 UTC]
Just a pointer, They Nosferatu's name is Count Orlock. I can't believe so classic Vampire fans don't know his name. Orlock is the most famous vampire of the 1900's next to Dracula.
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SharpClawPokemon [2012-12-09 03:28:35 +0000 UTC]
They should have put "Questioning what a man is" as a cool thing.
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Mecha-GREGOLE [2012-10-25 23:13:25 +0000 UTC]
Ironic that Dracula is expressing the sanctity of dying in the sunlight when it was never a problem for him.
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