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Description LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.

lol chibis
i had this idea that twilight is like the handbook on how not to portray vamps
then i got another idea of it being a class taught by bela lugosi as dracula with nosferatu as the principal (headmaster whatever)
then alucard came into the mix, then darren, louis (and of course lestat), spike, angel
then i decided to bring up the dunces of the class

in order from left to right: alucard, darren, louis+lestat, spike, angel, dracula, nosferatu, edward, bella, jacob

ok now explanation time:
alucard many gold stars: cause his power level is over 9000!!!

louis: i picture him as a good student. Poor louis, lestat won't let him focus

spike: i figure hes the overeager student

angel: goody goody sitting at the front of the class

falling in love with morons: angel and spike are exempt cause they both fell for girls like that (i.e. cordelia and harmony). However, unlike bella; cordy and harmony eventually BECAME likeable, smart, and pretty kick ass

nosferatu: yes, he is stabbing the sparkles coming off ed's body.
..... lol look at his shadow

sparkles: yes they are bleeding. why? because....
I CAN.

edwards hair: i dont know about you people but this thing bugged me. seriously, is that thing pointing north or dowsing for water.

bella: bella. that is all.

jacob: if you're actually jealous of the fact that you dont get together with her, you deserve a dunce cap.


anyway fun over, enjoy. feel free to flame if you like(but then again thats what the hide button is for)

various people belong to their respective companies
twilight belongs the living crap officially known as stephanie meyer(may she die a horrible, painful death for the sins she hath committed unto the world and to the vampires)


EDIT: I just realized i have ZERO female vamps here, so im gonna start a little list of KICKASS female vamps(also adding a few new male vamps), and from there ill pick out the best(cause the pics big enough as it is)

fem. vamps:
darla (buffy, angel)
drusilla (buffy, angel)
arra sails (cirque du freak)
claudia (interview with the vampire)
eli (let the right one in)
jessica (true blood)
bill (true blood)
eric (true blood)
vampire queen(seriously whats her name) (true blood)
hannah (true blood)

feel free to suggest any othe fem vamps, but first, heres a little note:
alice, rosalie cullen, victoria, jane, and any other twilight fem vamps (NO, NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DO NOT SUGGEST)
also no vampire diaries, vampire kisses, or vampire academy; because they're all essentially the rich man's twilight but the poor man's true blood

as for vamps from vampire knight, im debating with myself over them. i mean they do have some bit of character development, but the author tends to keep them frozen in their given stereotype(i.e. kanameretty boy with hidden agenda; zero=whiny emo, i mean angel has a better reason to brood and even he doesnt go that far; yuki=shes like v.k.'s version of Tea, inspirational speeches and being hopelessly understanding and loved by all) i don't know this is just my opinion

OMG OTHER EDIT: i have decided that vampire hunter d WILL NOT BE ON THIS LIST. reasons why(and forgive but this list is of vampires who kick ass in the sense of character development):
after reading the books and movies i have to say, i dont like him at all
1. he broods all the time(for no reason other than im an outcast). i mean i can understand if he did it for a while, but the guy is 1000 something years old and still whining. Not even angel broods that much.
2. he is a deux ex machina. every fight hes ever in is a cut and paste of other fights. i.e. fight, make it seem like he loses, then rise from the dead and win. and im not exagerrating, this happens like 3 times in the first book, 2 times in the second book, and 2-4 times in the third.
3. he denies himself happiness because ....and thats pretty much it, the only other reason i can think of is because he believes he doesnt deserve it, which is utter bull. sorry to bring up angel again but seriously, angel has a MUCH BETTER reason to brood and even he allows himself an ounce of happiness, otherwise he'd be suicidal.

sorry to all VHD fan's out there, but he doesnt cut it, thats my opinion and im sticking to it

LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.
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Comments: 412

deathbypie14 [2011-11-13 18:20:02 +0000 UTC]

I love this.

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SerasVictoria12 [2011-10-26 18:47:20 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so much! great job!!!

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penguinsCrazy08 [2011-10-16 14:47:52 +0000 UTC]

this is so funny, cute and creative

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KiryuX In reply to ??? [2011-10-12 18:35:12 +0000 UTC]

Darren looks so cute, by the way.

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TheInsaneOne13 [2011-10-12 15:22:42 +0000 UTC]

D'aww, that's cute. Drac's the teacher and Alucard has the most gold stars. And in some continuities (like classic horror films, Castlevania, etc.) Drac is Alucards dad.

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KiryuX [2011-10-09 06:52:47 +0000 UTC]

Kewl, but TWILIGHT ISN'T GAY! THAT'S INSULTING MY GAY FRIENDS!

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Twilightsmist In reply to ??? [2011-10-08 02:35:29 +0000 UTC]

..........OMFG BELLA'S FACE MADE ME

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MiserObakeChan [2011-10-05 23:21:58 +0000 UTC]

This made me giggle. I love the chibis and I love the lesson. Would love to see more of this particularly Edward trying and failing horribly to be a real vampire. Also, Alucard is just too cute here same with Spike and his over eager know-it-all hand waving.

Girl vamps would be so cute too would love to see that. Although, technically Eli is a boy. He/She was castrated.

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cleris4ever [2011-09-27 18:18:49 +0000 UTC]

Love this <3

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TheElegantFaerie [2011-09-24 03:53:07 +0000 UTC]

Ooh this is soo cool! Very awesome! Though, I don't exactly agree with you when you say that Spike "fell" for Harmony. I do agree that Angel fell for Cordelia on his own show (I am a fan of this pairing too!) but I think Harmony was more of the 'annoying girlfriend' that Spike kept around after Drusilla left him. And most of their time together during Season 5(after his realization he was in love with Buffy), he spent thinking of Buffy while he was with Harmony.

Lol though anywayz this is really cool, it's like a school for Vamps!

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ForsakenWorms In reply to ??? [2011-08-05 21:55:46 +0000 UTC]

This is FANTASTIC.

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argosaxthechaos In reply to ??? [2011-07-28 23:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Obviously Alucard will graduate with the red carpet treatment, besides hes also the teacher at same time since Alucard and Darcula are one and the same. And it still makes sense because Alucard is now everyhere and nowhere so he prabably can be in more than one place at same time if he wants to.

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SheFreak33 In reply to ??? [2011-07-25 04:12:39 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh so hard. I frickin' love this. GO ALUCARD!

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robynmas In reply to ??? [2011-07-24 22:37:41 +0000 UTC]

I agree Louis and Lestat are cute together but Where they offened when Dracula wrote down that on the bored?

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alygabbard [2011-06-25 00:43:04 +0000 UTC]

ha ha this is great of course alucard is a the top of the class

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Xenbonzacura [2011-05-28 03:21:59 +0000 UTC]

Allucard looks like he wants to go on a killing spree....

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lalalaImAWESOME In reply to ??? [2011-05-25 19:40:52 +0000 UTC]

EPIC!!!

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NightShadeTheVampire In reply to ??? [2011-05-20 17:00:35 +0000 UTC]

Lol, This is awesome!

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shupug1 [2011-05-07 10:41:19 +0000 UTC]

i think darren and angel are the best
but that was a cool pic

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Solidsnake2236 [2011-04-24 02:33:54 +0000 UTC]

What? No Vamp from MGS2 and 4? If he counts that is....cause..he not a true vampire....fucking MGS4.......just had to go and ruin it...

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MrKaosX In reply to ??? [2011-04-23 19:50:27 +0000 UTC]

I... complete agreed!

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Sugarpunch18 [2011-04-13 04:58:16 +0000 UTC]


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adptt12 [2011-04-10 05:43:21 +0000 UTC]

very funny bella and jacob look like retards bella even more cause she is drooling

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kitty-demon18 [2011-04-09 17:44:27 +0000 UTC]

hilarious and adorable, i particularly love the sparkles being stabbed and they all look just so cute!
the chalkboad is probably my favorite bit next to the bleeding sparkles, though where is the line that pushes reasonable brooding into unreasonable brooding? i bet angel gets in trouble for that

addition to the awesome vampire ladies: Ceras Victoia- she is kinda alucard's apprentice so that gives her some automatic cool points and she learns to be pretty awesome on her own

not saying that you should add any vamps to this pic, it's fantastic as is, just wondering if ceras could be added toawesom female vampire list

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MyssFae In reply to ??? [2011-03-18 01:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Holy zombie Jesus I love this picture !!! ♥ ♥

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Dragongirl124680 In reply to ??? [2011-03-17 20:17:15 +0000 UTC]

I love how you did this!

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Bookworm0220 [2011-03-17 07:04:29 +0000 UTC]

Yay Darren Shan's on here! My second favorite vampire ever! The first one is ________!You should put her/him on here!

Seriously though this is awsome! I love all the little chibis!

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froggermea96 [2011-03-11 01:06:36 +0000 UTC]

i love louise and lestat lol i ♥ darren shan.... die sparkle die!!!!!!!

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chicagocubsfan24 [2011-02-26 22:35:57 +0000 UTC]

lol I like how alucard has his gun

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chicagocubsfan24 [2011-02-20 00:07:03 +0000 UTC]

lol very funny

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AlexFlex15 [2011-02-17 02:03:20 +0000 UTC]

I'm a bit of VHD fan myself but this is very cool too!

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Nightmare2266 [2011-02-04 16:40:06 +0000 UTC]

i love luis and lestat! they are soo cute!

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Lady-Ignis-Chan [2011-01-29 08:11:13 +0000 UTC]

I have to ask, do Angel and Louis have the Dark Haired Brooding Vampires club?
This picture pretty much has all of my favorite and probably coolest vampires out there(other than Bella/Edward and Jocon who is werewolf-shapeshifter or whatever on Earth he is).
After having seen the movies I wanted to see D, but after your artist comment I'm going to look more into it.

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moonstrikedragoness In reply to ??? [2011-01-22 20:49:04 +0000 UTC]

I can't remember what her name was, but you should also add the black-haired girl from Underworld.

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Silverwingfox In reply to moonstrikedragoness [2011-01-23 02:12:46 +0000 UTC]

I would really appreciate it if you would read the artist comments before posting.

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moonstrikedragoness In reply to Silverwingfox [2011-02-01 03:39:56 +0000 UTC]

I did read the comment, I was adding to what that person said about adding other vampires.

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silverfoxRayne [2011-01-22 17:28:05 +0000 UTC]

The queen in True Blood is named Sophie Ann... Awesome picture. AWESOME! ... That is all :3

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pinkmoon95 [2011-01-08 07:34:55 +0000 UTC]

love the pic!!!
fem vamp suggestion, Aaliyah (RIP) from Queen of the Dammed (major badazz)

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LP4eva In reply to pinkmoon95 [2011-01-09 03:23:35 +0000 UTC]

^YES I 2nd this.

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IllegalSympathy [2011-01-06 18:36:26 +0000 UTC]

where's Darren Shan's info? Sorry, just wanted to know wht you thought of the young tragic prince

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Silverwingfox In reply to IllegalSympathy [2011-01-06 21:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I really like Darren, I wish I added crepsley in there as well, but the pic is big enough as it is. Those two are some of my favorite vamps in all literature.

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IllegalSympathy In reply to Silverwingfox [2011-01-06 22:02:20 +0000 UTC]

*nods* have you ever read Birth of a killer?

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Silverwingfox In reply to IllegalSympathy [2011-01-06 23:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Yep. And it is awesome. though a little fast paced, but then again it keeps with crepsley always being to the point about things

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IllegalSympathy In reply to Silverwingfox [2011-01-07 11:26:14 +0000 UTC]

*nods*

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BloodValkyrie In reply to ??? [2010-12-31 22:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Freaking hilarious!

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StarGirl2529 [2010-12-30 06:22:25 +0000 UTC]

lol u got to let me know if u do an edit/ pt. 2

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ognonamis [2010-12-24 07:15:33 +0000 UTC]

I have some vampires to suggest. How about the vampires from the Morganville Vampires series by Rachel Caine. Those vampires may not be bad ass like dracula or spike or anything but at least they are still scary. some are a little bit crazy too. the books totally put the twilight series to shame.

anyway, this pic is cute as hell. Question thought...Is bella over there in the dunst cap "drooling"? HAHA!!

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Chibi-Bearcat [2010-12-21 00:36:00 +0000 UTC]

I know you are not taking any more. I read the comments, yeah! But Boobella off of the Simpsons is a must. XD

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Silverwingfox In reply to Chibi-Bearcat [2010-12-21 03:09:30 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. I really appreciate the people who read the comments, so I felt the need to reply. Thank you

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Chibi-Bearcat In reply to Silverwingfox [2010-12-21 03:10:29 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome.

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